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Post by Emily on Mar 13, 2008 11:55:33 GMT -5
"...bad stat rape joke. Sorreeeee."
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Post by Jeremy on Mar 13, 2008 12:06:38 GMT -5
"No worries... So glossing over size comparisons any meal ideas?"
*Jeremy shook his head and grinned.*
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Post by Emily on Mar 13, 2008 12:08:53 GMT -5
"Bangers and mash!" *he said with dirty innuendo glee.*
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Post by Jeremy on Mar 13, 2008 12:22:02 GMT -5
"Enjoying the dirty humor being perfectly acceptable aren't you? Granted I'm sure several of the inserts don't see a gender line on that issue... I don't really."
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Post by Emily on Mar 13, 2008 12:23:26 GMT -5
"No one does, really."
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Post by Jeremy on Mar 14, 2008 0:32:50 GMT -5
"Bangers and mash... I can do that. Though the dark side of the snark urges me to put a sausage between two small scoops of mash and go with the blunt symbolism..."
*Jeremy chuckles and shakes his head.*
"Or we can go a little more subtle... oysters and chocolate covered strawberries with champagne."
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Post by Emily on Mar 14, 2008 16:38:27 GMT -5
"Oysters? Ew. Is there anything less mucus-y on the menu?"
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Post by Jeremy on Mar 16, 2008 11:33:41 GMT -5
"It's symbolic of..."
*Jeremy stared at Emile for a second before finishing.*
"It's supposed to be an aphrodisiac."
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Post by Emily on Mar 18, 2008 13:52:56 GMT -5
"Say it. Say PENIS. It's the shell-clad embodiment of spooge. Served with lemon."
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Post by Jeremy on Mar 18, 2008 14:22:54 GMT -5
"Well penis wasn't the word I was after but you got the idea."
*Jeremy grins and shrugs.*
"What do you expect... we males are simple creatures after all."
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Post by Emily on Mar 19, 2008 11:32:24 GMT -5
*Emile sighed.*
"I liked being complex."
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Post by Jeremy on Mar 20, 2008 11:51:03 GMT -5
"Well complex you can be... you just have to be simple on the surface and never let anyone know you're complex."
*Jeremy winked.*
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