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Post by Jeremy on Feb 10, 2008 17:13:37 GMT -5
*He tossed the buns on the cooler side of the grill and pulled out some burger fixings.*
"So how do you take it?"
*Jeremy motions to the tomato, lettuce, onion, and condiments he just retrieved.*
"And how have you been enjoying your stay in my gender? Working out all the kinks?"
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Post by Emily on Feb 10, 2008 17:23:50 GMT -5
"Everything but hot peppers, please" *said Emile with a grin.*
"I might try whacking off later, just to see what it's like. This whole erection thing is fucked up. In more than just the literal sense."
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Post by Jeremy on Feb 10, 2008 17:38:54 GMT -5
*Jeremy chuckled as he started slicing the veggies.*
"Well you seem to have the vernacular down pretty well. Though if you have any questions let me know... maybe not about the whacking off... at least since we kinda just met..."
*He held up a slice of cheese and the open burger.*
"Cheese?"
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Post by Emily on Feb 11, 2008 2:19:36 GMT -5
"Yes please."
*Emile cocked his head to the side.*
"...matter of fact, I never used to be so openly vulgar. I mean, sure I'd say crap and fuck under extreme and not so extreme duress but the word piss has always bothered me. Or used to."
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Post by Jeremy on Feb 11, 2008 11:57:27 GMT -5
*Jeremy added the cheese and shoved the whole ploate back in the oven to melt it a bit before handing it over to Emile.*
"There you go... and that's not necessarily just a guy thing. I'm sure the added testosterone doesn't help but I've known plenty of guys who never curse. I'm not one of them mind you..."
*He pulls out a coke and offers it to Emile.*
"You seem to be adjusting well enough for the most part... No offense but I'm surprised you're not humping everything that moves. Not in a sexual way necessarily more in a new sensation way."
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Post by Emily on Feb 13, 2008 4:58:00 GMT -5
"That's my cripplingly strict social/moral code. I don't know if it comes from being a girl or a Canadian or just perverse, but I might as well be Roman Catholic circa 1935 for all the paranoia I've got over offending God or someone."
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Post by Jeremy on Feb 13, 2008 14:21:06 GMT -5
"It definitely helps that you didn't wake up as a 15 year old boy. Then again I can't say that I'd be "a good little girl" if I woke up as a double X."
*Jeremy pondered the thought for a second.*
"Definitely not."
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Post by Emily on Mar 11, 2008 12:26:21 GMT -5
*Emile sighed.*
"I don't know what's stopping me, really. I'm still me inside my head but now I know I'm not the me I was to everyone I cared about."
*He smiled ruefully.*
"You can take the girl out of the angst, but you can't take the angst out of the girl."
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Post by Jeremy on Mar 11, 2008 12:44:16 GMT -5
"Well you might want to sort it out. Angsty guy all inexperienced, as a male, and appropriately... I think the term is "hawt."
*Jeremy nodded and opened his own coke. Taking a sip he frowned at it and whipped up a bourbon and coke quickly while he talked.*
"Yeah you'll either have to go into hiding or start carrying a stick to beat the 'verse girls off with. And some of the boys as well.... hell most of the boys as well."
*Shaking his head he takes a long sip from the drink and motions toward Emile's can of coke.*
"Want something harder?"
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Post by Emily on Mar 11, 2008 12:48:21 GMT -5
"Please."
*Emile ran a hand through his short hair. That felt weird.*
"...so, wait, I'm a hot or "hawt" commodity, now?"
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Post by Jeremy on Mar 11, 2008 12:51:27 GMT -5
*Jeremy grabbed another glass and the bottle of bourbon.*
"Maker's Mark it is then."
*He poured some ice and booze into the glass before adding Emile's coke and stirring slightly.*
"Well you know the 'verse... everyone's good looking here. But yeah... you're not a bad looking guy. Not that you were a slouch as a double X'er."
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Post by Emily on Mar 11, 2008 13:25:35 GMT -5
"Thanks," *he said flatly, taking the booze and the compliment, as it were.*
"...double-x-er sounds like some kind of porn."
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Post by Jeremy on Mar 11, 2008 13:58:13 GMT -5
*Raising the glass to his lips Jeremy pauses in mid sip and thinks.*
"That it does... you know... I've heard of NC-17 which is what the old just plain X-rated became when they redid the ratings system and I've heard of triple X... but there's never been a double X film category. I wonder why."
*Jeremy sat his glass down and grinned.*
"This random thought brought to you by the letter X. And the roman numeral 10."
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Post by Emily on Mar 11, 2008 14:00:56 GMT -5
"...so X-rated is like...average sex. XXX is like...super-sex. Or Vin Diesel. XX would be...decent sex, then? Above average but nothing spectacular?"
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Post by Jeremy on Mar 11, 2008 14:06:19 GMT -5
"Depends... we talking technically and according to the film ratings or just personal opinion?"
*Jeremy grins and comes around to the customer side of the counter to grab a seat in one of the stools.*
"Let me know if you want something else... otherwise I'm taking a load off."
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