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Post by Jeremy on Mar 12, 2008 12:55:12 GMT -5
"She's a cute little red head. Generally boy shaped. As far as being easy... I wouldn't call her that at all. Complex maybe. And don't worry about the money. I have yet to charge for diner or even use of my rooms upstairs. And I damn sure wouldn't charge a fellow insert and drinking buddy. Especially one of my own gender."
*Jeremy chuckles at his own thoughts.*
"You know taken out of context this might sound bad but another insert would probably be the way to go if you were looking for a no strings attached learning experience. Not saying that they'd be "easy" just... more understanding."
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Post by Emily on Mar 12, 2008 13:04:01 GMT -5
*Emile nodded slowly.*
"So...Kris? Brandi? You?" *he grinned.* "Long hair--you could pass for a girl."
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Post by Jeremy on Mar 12, 2008 13:10:17 GMT -5
"Funny... and not drunk enough. But just remember... I'm the ex-army hoodlum that's built up the necessary muscles for being on the giving side of things. You'll be very sore very quickly. At least from what I've heard from women newly experiencing such things..."
*Jeremy chuckled though he started to realize he was a little beyond tipsy. What few filters he had were quickly melting.*
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Post by Emily on Mar 12, 2008 13:12:30 GMT -5
*Emile took more bourbon.*
"Geez. I've played the girl often enough by default. We're supposed to be making me a Real Man, here, so I guess you're struck off the list of options."
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Post by Jeremy on Mar 12, 2008 13:17:44 GMT -5
*Jeremy grinned but felt the heat on his face. He blamed it on the bourbon.*
"Least till I get to know you better. Or we kill another bottle."
*He gave Emile's arm a nudge with his elbow. Which if he remembered correctly was GuySign™ for, "just kidding." Granted he didn't hang around with many "Real Men."*
"Yeah... I might be the wrong guy for the teaching of the Real Man bit... I don't do most of the typical guy things."
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Post by Emily on Mar 13, 2008 9:47:09 GMT -5
"Drunk sex was a bad thing as a girl. Drunk gay sex seems like it'd be worse, somehow."
*He knocked back the rest of his drink and reached for the bottle.*
"What ARE typical guy things? Hockey? Barbequeing? Never asking for directions? ...'cause I did those things as a lady, too. With varying levels of success."
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Post by Jeremy on Mar 13, 2008 10:06:51 GMT -5
*He chuckles and set his own glass down on the counter.*
"Yeah... especially since it'd be all bumbling first time-erific."
*Nodding Jeremy thought for a moment.*
"Guy things... Well hockey I dig but sports in general... Cooking only if it involves massive amounts of fire, not showing emotions, working on car parts, spending long amounts of time not actually thinking about anything at all, spending long amounts of time thinking about the preferred gender doing naughty things.... spitting, cursing, scratching ones self... watching lots of porn..."
*With a grin Jeremy goes through the list again in his head.*
"Ok... so I do a lot of those things... but not all."
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Post by Emily on Mar 13, 2008 10:13:12 GMT -5
"...I'm a bit more open with my emotions and I can't tell a carburator from a Cossack, but I figure I could get used to about everything else on that list."
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Post by Jeremy on Mar 13, 2008 10:22:48 GMT -5
"Somehow I still have a hard time picturing you doing some of them... and no worries on the engine parts. I suck at it too. I can change a tire and a battery but that's about it."
*Jeremy shifted in his seat.*
"So... back to getting you laid.... any ideas on what you'd like for a meal if you bring Alex back here? Something fancy? Down home comfort food? Spicy? A cucumber and pair of radishes level of blatant suggestiveness?"
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Post by Emily on Mar 13, 2008 10:40:55 GMT -5
*Emile choked on his bourbon.*
"I'M SUPPOSED TO BE A CUCUMBER???"
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Post by Jeremy on Mar 13, 2008 10:44:24 GMT -5
*Jeremy snorted, glad his drink was already on the counter.*
"Ok... bad example... at least for any future hers out there I hope not."
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Post by Emily on Mar 13, 2008 11:22:09 GMT -5
"No shit. All pissing-contests aside, there's a point where things just get painful."
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Post by Jeremy on Mar 13, 2008 11:25:03 GMT -5
*Jeremy nodded.*
"So I've heard... got a friend back home who is... "blessed" by the standards of most guys..."
*He motions to the coke can on the counter.*
"Poor guy can never get a date once a girl hears about it. All in all I wouldn't worry too much about size.... though there is a point that I'm sure is too small."
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Post by Emily on Mar 13, 2008 11:31:36 GMT -5
"Yeah, but at that point it's usually illegal."
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Post by Jeremy on Mar 13, 2008 11:36:17 GMT -5
*Jeremy snorts and raises an eyebrow.*
"Wait... what? Illegal?"
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