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Post by Emily on Mar 11, 2008 14:17:21 GMT -5
"Go for it. I'm not one to uphold distinctions between the working class and the idle rich. And film ratings only matter if there's going to be kids in the audience who aren't yours."
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Post by Jeremy on Mar 11, 2008 14:27:21 GMT -5
*With the barest hint of a blush Jeremy took a long drink from his bourbon and coke while he tried to figure out if he was misunderstanding what Emile was asking.*
"Well I'm not a good yardstick to measure by but I'd say I've run the gamut from G-rated, just plain horrible, to what I'd say was triple X, though that wouldn't be the norm. And I'd like to think my days as a G-rated partner are well behind me.... mostly due to confidence. Though there is always those first time nerves..."
*Jeremy looked up and the slight color at his cheeks spread.*
"And that's probably not at all what you were asking... and TMI. Sorry about that.... kinda lacking in the filter department."
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Post by Emily on Mar 11, 2008 17:27:19 GMT -5
"I was thinking in terms of porn. My experience is limited to vampire rape, drunk mistake!sex with the vampire's brother, and then a super-hot but short-lived and tormenting affair with the father of both men. Fucking la Famille Khan one moment of temporary insanity at a time."
*He took a swig of his drink.*
"...sorry. Talk 'bout your lack of filters...I'm in your camp on that one," *he said, raising his glass in a toast to Jeremy.* "TO VERBAL DIARRHEA!"
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Post by Jeremy on Mar 11, 2008 17:31:22 GMT -5
*Jeremy raised his glass and took a swig.*
"Yeah... that's worth drinking to. Porn wise... well I wouldn't be the resident lurker if I didn't have some voyeuristic tendencies... so as long as it's not too fake I can enjoy it... and neither of us have had enough to drink for me to get into what I enjoy if you know what I mean."
*Chuckling Jeremy fetched another can of coke, a bucket of ice and made sure the bottle of Maker's Mark was within reach.*
"But that can be remedied. So kept yourself chaste as a newly minted male? I'm impressed."
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Post by Emily on Mar 11, 2008 17:50:21 GMT -5
"I'm as horny as ever, it's just a case of I don't quite know what to do with it," *he said mournfully, topping up his Coke with more bourbon.*
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Post by Jeremy on Mar 11, 2008 18:02:40 GMT -5
*Jeremy snorted into his own drink sending little booze filled droplets of coke all over his face. Grabbing a towel he removed his glasses and started cleaning himself off.*
"Wait... anatomically or... just confused about being on the poker side instead of the pokee?"
*Jeremy blinked a few times and wondered if he needed a chart or something.*
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Post by Emily on Mar 11, 2008 18:05:24 GMT -5
"It's that I'm still mostly attracted to guys, I think, and yet neither pitching nor receiving really appeals to me. I'd practice with a female hooker to get my nerve up about girls, but the French pox being what it is and this being the 19th century and I have no idea how to put on a condom properly and I don't want to get festering warts on Emile Junior right out of that starting gate."
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Post by Jeremy on Mar 11, 2008 18:20:09 GMT -5
*Jeremy smiles and nods, understanding. Or at least thinking he does.*
"Well... I'm sure we could round up a clean and curvy if you'd like to get in some practice. Though I'd recommend not using the one female character I write for. She's a bit of a man eater. And if you're still into guys... the 'verse abounds with men willing and wanting to go both ways."
*Replacing his glasses Jeremy took an experimental sip from his drink, eying Emile to see if he'd cause another nasal cavity burning bout of laughter.*
"Kinda says something about our little slice of 15-30 year old females doesn't it?"
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Post by Emily on Mar 11, 2008 18:33:07 GMT -5
"We're just as in to gay boys as boys are stereotypically into lesbians. We just get less press. I mean they get less press. Girls. Perverts. Tomayto, tomahto."
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Post by Jeremy on Mar 11, 2008 18:37:07 GMT -5
*Jeremy shrugs.*
"Actually... and they may revoke my man card for this but I never understood the complete love of lesbians. As a guy I mean. I can admit they make great visual images as I find the female form more attractive... but really... given a choice bisexual girls seems like the better answer of which of the three to be attracted to."
*Grinning he took another swig of bourbon and coke.*
"And telling me girls can be perverted is not telling me anything new. I've got more female friends than males."
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Post by Emily on Mar 12, 2008 9:19:09 GMT -5
"Perversion is like a subtle cultural magnet. Wherever there's a crowd, there's death and sex."
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Post by Jeremy on Mar 12, 2008 9:23:36 GMT -5
*Jeremy nods.*
"And lots of wangsty vampire/Baron/general rich guy rapists. Guess I should be more mean. This place seems to prove the old adage, "Bad boys get the girls."
*He sat his glass down and leaned back a bit to leave it out of reach.*
"Probably a lesson there for the newly male as well."
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Post by Emily on Mar 12, 2008 9:29:49 GMT -5
*Emile stared at him a trifle blankly.*
"I have to be BAD?"
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Post by Jeremy on Mar 12, 2008 9:35:21 GMT -5
"Well I guess you don't have to be... but it's an uphill battle if you're not. Hence War getting more offers."
*He shrugged his words just slightly slurred.*
"In my opinion it's a good lesson... you have to act or be a little bad to get a woman's attention but if you're too bad she'll just look at you as a "brief lapse in judgement." If you're too good you'll never get her to pay much attention, always being "like a brother." It's a fine line..."
*Grinning again he winks.*
"Not that I've walked the line that often."
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Post by Emily on Mar 12, 2008 9:44:33 GMT -5
"...I like a challenge," *Emile mused.* "Who do you think I should target? Or should I cast a wider net and just focus on oozing sexual appeal? Should I invest in some black leather garments?"
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