Snow White
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Post by Snow White on Jun 23, 2007 17:24:35 GMT -5
Snow stuck her head out the window to shout at Zippy. "Can't you make this thing go any faster?"
Zippy the dwarf frowned briefly back at her. "I'm trying my best, Princess." "Don't MAKE me come up there!" Snow shouted back. "You know I could kill you just by sitting on you, right?"
Zippy sighed. "Yes, Princess." "Good," said Snow. "Love you, sweetie." "Yeah, up-"
Snow didn't hear the rest of Zippy's words, as she leaned back into the carriage and slid the window shut. "Dwarves," she muttered.
A few minutes later, the carriage slowed to a halt. Snow looked out the window. They were still outside the city. "ZIPPY!" she shouted, leaping out of the carriage. "What the HELL is-"
Suddenly there were two halberds at her throat, held by what appeared to be two large Mongolian soldiers. Snow backed away slowly. "Sorry if my dwarf drove through your- er- barbarian encampment, sirs. If you want to sacrifice him to your gods or whatever, it's cool, I got six more at home-" "SILENCE!" shouted one of the guards.
Snow swallowed. "I'll be leaving then-" "NOT SO FAST! You have driven recklessly through our settlement, destroying our property, and for that, you are our prisoner." "What are you-"
She looked around at the damage the carriage had inflicted on the encampment. For a moment, she was extremely nervous, before she crossed her arms and demanded, "Says who?"
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Post by Genghis Khan on Jun 23, 2007 17:44:07 GMT -5
*Genghis stepped through the crowd of soldiers proudly.*
"I do."
*He appraised her sternly.*
"You should be more cautious where you travel and how your entourage does so. I expect reparations for the damages done."
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Snow White
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Post by Snow White on Jun 23, 2007 17:48:12 GMT -5
((That's my Genghis.))
"Yeah, whatever, when I get back to Paris I'll call up the other six and they'll take care of everything. ZIPPY!"
She turned to yell at the dwarf. "GET DOWN HERE AND START CLEANING THIS PLACE UP BEFORE BALDY HERE HAS A MELTDOWN!"
Zippy made a gesture toward her with his middle finger and sped the carriage out of the encampment without a word.
"Wait! Where are you going?"
But the carriage didn't stop, leaving Snow surrounded by several angry Mongolians. "Dwarves," she muttered again.
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Post by Genghis Khan on Jun 23, 2007 17:53:32 GMT -5
*Genghis looked slightly perplexed, but mostly indifferent.*
"It looks like you will be alone in righting this. I am sure you can manage, no matter how long it takes."
*He turned abruptly to walk back to his tent, gesturing dismissively with his hand to the guards, instructing them silently to watch her until she was done. He spoke without looking back to her.*
"You ought to be grateful that I have been in an uncharacteristically benevolent mood. Else it would have been much more...uncomfortable for you."
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Snow White
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Post by Snow White on Jun 23, 2007 17:56:01 GMT -5
"Are you joking?" Snow screeched. "I AM A PRINCESS!"
When he didn't respond, she pushed up her sleeves and started marching toward him.
"Yeah, we'll see who's uncomfortable when my foot's in your-"
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Post by Genghis Khan on Jun 23, 2007 18:00:42 GMT -5
*Genghis turned fluidly and closed the distance between them effortlessly. He caught her by the throat and looked at her intensely.*
"Princess?"
*His piercing gaze narrowed and a smile snaked into his lips.*
"Then perhaps I should reconsider. There might be better purpose for you still, don't you think?"
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Snow White
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Post by Snow White on Jun 23, 2007 18:02:47 GMT -5
"What- Oh, no. You wouldn't dare."
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Post by Genghis Khan on Jun 23, 2007 18:06:24 GMT -5
*Genghis ached his brow, highly amused. He did not release her.*
"I wouldn't dare to what, Princess?"
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Snow White
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Post by Snow White on Jun 23, 2007 18:08:35 GMT -5
"I've already been disappointed in bed once, and I seriously doubt you'd improve that record, if that's what you're getting at," she said with a touch of a smile at her won wit.
Behind them, someone said "ooh, burn" in a low voice.
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Post by Genghis Khan on Jun 23, 2007 18:12:53 GMT -5
*Genghis let out a hardy laugh and looked over her ravenously. Then he gestured sharply to the man that had made the comment, speaking calmly without looking back to him.*
"Kill him."
*The man was run through by eight simultaneous blades and fell to the ground, his blood running into the grass. Genghis's eyes never left Snow White.*
"I would never be so disrespectful to a hostage. Not a royal one. At least..."
*He leaned in to whisper into her ear.*
"...not until they refuse to pay to have you back."
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Snow White
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Post by Snow White on Jun 23, 2007 18:14:57 GMT -5
Snow White blanched a little.
"But I'm-"
She stopped midway from blurting out but I'm not really a princess of anything anymore.
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Post by Genghis Khan on Jun 23, 2007 18:17:24 GMT -5
*Genghis smiled and nodded. His guards seized her roughly. He turned back to his tent.*
"Come now, princess and I will show you to your accommodations. I'm afraid they may be a bit...substandard to what you are familiar with, but a warrior's lifestyle demands efficiency."
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Snow White
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Post by Snow White on Jun 23, 2007 18:18:53 GMT -5
"I'm used to cleaning. My stepmother made me clean. So I made her dance to death in red-hot iron shoes." Snow spat back, determined to make her power known.
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Post by Genghis Khan on Jun 23, 2007 18:21:43 GMT -5
"Shoes are for those too soft to walk on their own feet."
*Genghis spoke without looking back to her as the guards dragged her behind him.*
"You will not be expected to clean. Just wait. And pray I do not get bored."
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Snow White
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Post by Snow White on Jun 23, 2007 18:23:22 GMT -5
"Screw you," said Snow. "Wait- on second thought- well, you know what I meant."
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