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Post by kate on Nov 20, 2007 20:35:29 GMT -5
*Elizabeth furrowed her brow in annoyance, but filled out the from nonetheless...*
1. Are you, in fact, a vampire, or just a human psycho? A human psycho. And what, may I ask, is wrong with that?!
2. Sexual orientation, on a scale of 1-10 (1 being entirely straight, 10 entirely homosexual): 9
3. Is vampirism something you enjoy, or do you whine constantly about how tragic you are? And if the latter, why don't you just shut up and stick to animal blood? More of the former.
4. For or against Dracula? [Exclude this if you are, in fact, Dracula]: For, I suppose. Our families were friends- he sounds like a charming man.
5. Do you subscribe to the vampire mythology (stakes, garlic, sunlight, ect.)? I'm technically human, remember?
6. Do you realize that sunlight being deadly was invented for the film Nosferatu, and according to legend shouldn't do anything except make you weak? Um...
7. Along with lusting for blood, are you also a sex maniac/rapist? Yes. And not ashamed, either.
8. Does the cross work on you? If not, why (i.e., Jewish)? H-U-M-A-N. A Satanist, though, so I'm not too fond of Christianity.
9. On a scale of 1 to 10, how evil would others (NOT yourself!) say you are? (1 being an innocent victim, 10 being sociopathic): 10.
10. Elvis or The Beatles? The Beatles.
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Post by Maria on Nov 20, 2007 21:04:46 GMT -5
*As Sarah M. was inordinately fond of doing silly surveys, she was all too-happy to do this one*
1. Are you, in fact, a vampire, or just a human psycho? I am a vampire! And as of recently, too. (Hee hee...Spike...)
2. Sexual orientation, on a scale of 1-10 (1 being entirely straight, 10 entirely homosexual): 2. I DO have those moments where I think a girl is cute...
3. Is vampirism something you enjoy, or do you whine constantly about how tragic you are? Hee...this shit is fun. Some of it is really weird, though, like that voice in my head.
4. For or against Dracula? [Exclude this if you are, in fact, Dracula]: Never met him, but I think he's hawt.
5. Do you subscribe to the vampire mythology (stakes, garlic, sunlight, ect.)? Um...well, garlic doesn't bug me, I think, but sunlight and getting stake would be bad.
6. Do you realize that sunlight being deadly was invented for the film Nosferatu, and according to legend shouldn't do anything except make you weak? Really? That's cool!
7. Along with lusting for blood, are you also a sex maniac/rapist? Well, I wouldn't say I'm a maniac, but I definitely like sex. But I would never hurt anyone for it!
8. Does the cross work on you? If not, why (i.e., Jewish)? I guess it does...I'm not sure of my canon right now (hee hee...I used fandom words...)
9. On a scale of 1 to 10, how evil would others (NOT yourself!) say you are? (1 being an innocent victim, 10 being sociopathic): 5?
10. Elvis or The Beatles? Elvis. He was hot.
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Post by Herbert von Krolock on Nov 21, 2007 17:00:16 GMT -5
1. Are you, in fact, a vampire, or just a human psycho? Vampire, thank you very much.
2. Sexual orientation, on a scale of 1-10 (1 being entirely straight, 10 entirely homosexual): 7
3. Is vampirism something you enjoy, or do you whine constantly about how tragic you are? And if the latter, why don't you just shut up and stick to animal blood? Well, I do like the biting, though it can be terribly messy...
4. For or against Dracula? [Exclude this if you are, in fact, Dracula]: Father had him over for dinner once. I found his tendency to laugh maniacally a bit distressing.
5. Do you subscribe to the vampire mythology (stakes, garlic, sunlight, ect.)? Sunlight is terrible for the skin, don't you know?
6. Do you realize that sunlight being deadly was invented for the film Nosferatu, and according to legend shouldn't do anything except make you weak? Try telling the average Carpathian villager. Also, it makes one spotty.
7. Along with lusting for blood, are you also a sex maniac/rapist? ...I'm lonely, all right?
8. Does the cross work on you? If not, why (i.e., Jewish)? I have a scar on my arm from that dear choirboy in Vienna. Memories...
9. On a scale of 1 to 10, how evil would others (NOT yourself!) say you are? (1 being an innocent victim, 10 being sociopathic): 5.
10. Elvis or The Beatles? I liked the way Elvis moved his hips.
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Post by Magda on Nov 21, 2007 17:09:21 GMT -5
1. Are you, in fact, a vampire, or just a human psycho? I am a vampire. More properly, a strigoiica.
2. Sexual orientation, on a scale of 1-10 (1 being entirely straight, 10 entirely homosexual): 1, though I've been know to attract girls' attentions too. What can I say? I'm gorgeous.
3. Is vampirism something you enjoy, or do you whine constantly about how tragic you are? As of late, the blood-drinking has gotten problematic, and there are a few things I've done that I'm not proud of.
4. For or against Dracula? [Exclude this if you are, in fact, Dracula]: Selfish bastard. Also sexist.
5. Do you subscribe to the vampire mythology (stakes, garlic, sunlight, ect.)? Of course. I miss the garlic sometimes...
6. Do you realize that sunlight being deadly was invented for the film Nosferatu, and according to legend shouldn't do anything except make you weak? I've only been like this for eight years. You can't blame me for being underdeveloped in that area.
7. Along with lusting for blood, are you also a sex maniac/rapist? Sex is marvellous. Really, it is. But it's more like an icing on the cake than the cake itself. Rich cheesecake icing... Mmmm. It is lovely. But I'd never commit rape.
8. Does the cross work on you? If not, why (i.e., Jewish)? I wish someone had told me crosses don't work on Jewish vampires... *rolleyes*
9. On a scale of 1 to 10, how evil would others (NOT yourself!) say you are? (1 being an innocent victim, 10 being sociopathic): 4 or 5.
10. Elvis or The Beatles? Well, Severus can't stand the Beatles. Something to do with his father.
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Post by Daniel on Nov 21, 2007 19:20:52 GMT -5
1. Are you, in fact, a vampire, or just a human psycho? Vampire.
2. Sexual orientation, on a scale of 1-10 (1 being entirely straight, 10 entirely homosexual): 5
3. Is vampirism something you enjoy, or do you whine constantly about how tragic you are? I like what I am well enough. I don't think I've ever been upset by this life.
4. For or against Dracula? [Exclude this if you are, in fact, Dracula]: Dracula? What an odd question--since he doesn't exist. I suppose I'd give him a chance.
5. Do you subscribe to the vampire mythology (stakes, garlic, sunlight, ect.)? Sunlight and fire would be the end of me.
6. Do you realize that sunlight being deadly was invented for the film Nosferatu, and according to legend shouldn't do anything except make you weak? I wish it were true. I'd be able to accomplish more in a day.
7. Along with lusting for blood, are you also a sex maniac/rapist? I wouldn't say maniac. As for the second...only on rare occasions.
8. Does the cross work on you? If not, why (i.e., Jewish)? It doesn't, though vampires of my world used to think it did.
9. On a scale of 1 to 10, how evil would others (NOT yourself!) say you are? (1 being an innocent victim, 10 being sociopathic): 8. A ten would be Dracula. Or Akasha.
10. Elvis or The Beatles? What exactly does this have to do with being a vampire? And I'm not particularly fond of either. I'm a Stones fan.
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Post by Dracula on Nov 29, 2007 8:16:56 GMT -5
1. Are you, in fact, a vampire, or just a human psycho? Take a guess.
2. Sexual orientation, on a scale of 1-10 (1 being entirely straight, 10 entirely homosexual): 5. I'm a slut, please.
3. Is vampirism something you enjoy, or do you whine constantly about how tragic you are? And if the latter, why don't you just shut up and stick to animal blood? Whine? Why would I whine about being a vampire?
4. For or against Dracula? [Exclude this if you are, in fact, Dracula]: People who are against me are just jealous. That or I raped their women.
5. Do you subscribe to the vampire mythology (stakes, garlic, sunlight, ect.)? I'm pretty much immune to anything those suckers throw at me. Also, dear Bram Stoker, what was up with the garlic? No I have all these stinking slayers going crazy one me, stinking of garlic! Garlic is against witches, ktnxbye.
6. Do you realize that sunlight being deadly was invented for the film Nosferatu, and according to legend shouldn't do anything except make you weak? Blame my Suethor, she's a ditz.
7. Along with lusting for blood, are you also a sex maniac/rapist? The answer I am looking for is .... YES.
8. Does the cross work on you? If not, why (i.e., Jewish)? I sizzle a bit, that's all, but I am trying to get over it. Like, I try to tell myself that Jesus loves everyone. And he loves me for who I am.
Then of course I burst into laughter and go and rape someone.
9. On a scale of 1 to 10, how evil would others (NOT yourself!) say you are? (1 being an innocent victim, 10 being sociopathic): 100000
10. Elvis or The Beatles? Elvis.
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Post by Elisabeta on Nov 29, 2007 9:10:46 GMT -5
Oh, yes...and this? Made of win. Pure and uncut win. *hugs*
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Post by Francis on Dec 5, 2007 6:49:25 GMT -5
1. Are you, in fact, a vampire, or just a human psycho? Vampire
2. Sexual orientation, on a scale of 1-10 (1 being entirely straight, 10 entirely homosexual): 1
3. Is vampirism something you enjoy, or do you whine constantly about how tragic you are? And if the latter, why don't you just shut up and stick to animal blood? I whine alright. I think I deserve to whine. How about you get turned into a vampire after having the woman you loved raped and then marrying her, but that bastard comes back and tries it again on your wedding night and then he kills you and rapes your wife again, mentally fucking her up so much that she develops two new personalities so that when you get brought back to life you still can't be with her because she is mad. You'd be whining to. *scoffs*
4. For or against Dracula? [Exclude this if you are, in fact, Dracula]: Against. If it were up to me, I'd kill him, revive him, kill him again revive him only to kill him again. and I'd be doing this until the end of time.
5. Do you subscribe to the vampire mythology (stakes, garlic, sunlight, ect.)? I'm an average vampire, so pretty much everything from mythology works on me.
6. Do you realize that sunlight being deadly was invented for the film Nosferatu, and according to legend shouldn't do anything except make you weak? Right .....
7. Along with lusting for blood, are you also a sex maniac/rapist? No! I could never do anything like that!
8. Does the cross work on you? If not, why (i.e., Jewish)? The cross works, I was Christian before I got bitten. I'm not so sure now, I don't think God would accept me anymore. I have killed.
9. On a scale of 1 to 10, how evil would others (NOT yourself!) say you are? (1 being an innocent victim, 10 being sociopathic): 1
10. Elvis or The Beatles? The Beatles.
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Kellie
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Post by Kellie on Dec 5, 2007 13:12:03 GMT -5
1. Are you, in fact, a vampire, or just a human psycho? Vampire, ya'll!
2. Sexual orientation, on a scale of 1-10 (1 being entirely straight, 10 entirely homosexual): 1, of course! You think I'd be into girls? No.
3. Is vampirism something you enjoy, or do you whine constantly about how tragic you are? And if the latter, why don't you just shut up and stick to animal blood? Well so far it doesn't really matter to me at all...I haven't changed that much, except now my eyes turn red and that's pretty cool (but scary too)!
4. For or against Dracula? [Exclude this if you are, in fact, Dracula]: LOL, I don't know! I've never met him. The most of him I've seen was in that movie Van Helsing. Hugh Jackman is soooooo hot in that, and the vampire girls have such pretty dresses!
5. Do you subscribe to the vampire mythology (stakes, garlic, sunlight, ect.)? Do I subscribe to it? Is it like a magazine or something?
6. Do you realize that sunlight being deadly was invented for the film Nosferatu, and according to legend shouldn't do anything except make you weak? I don't know about Nosferatu, but everybody knows vampires can't go out in the daytime! Duh!!!
7. Along with lusting for blood, are you also a sex maniac/rapist? OMG no! Well, unless we're talking about Gerard Butler or Johnny Depp or Alan Rickman. Then I might be a sex maniac, LOL!
8. Does the cross work on you? If not, why (i.e., Jewish)? I don't know, I guess so. I mean, I wear a cross sometimes because I used to go to church back at home, but...wait, what do you mean? I don't understand this question, sorry.
9. On a scale of 1 to 10, how evil would others (NOT yourself!) say you are? (1 being an innocent victim, 10 being sociopathic): 1, I hope. I don't think I'm evil at all!
10. Elvis or The Beatles? LOL, what does this question have to do with vampires? OMG, were Elvis ands the Beatles vampires? I never heard that before! Um, I don't know...maybe Elvis? Sorry, I still don't understand what this question is for.
xoxo Kellie <3 <3 <3
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Post by Hallie on Dec 6, 2007 1:19:51 GMT -5
I'm totally not a vampire, but I just want to say...
BEATLES!!!
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Post by Johannes on Dec 18, 2007 1:38:39 GMT -5
1. Are you, in fact, a vampire, or just a human psycho? I am in fact a vammpire, hiss *does bad dracula impression*
2. Sexual orientation, on a scale of 1-10 (1 being entirely straight, 10 entirely homosexual): Ooooh darling let's say a 5 for fun.
3. Is vampirism something you enjoy, or do you whine constantly about how tragic you are? Why complain? I live forever, eat when I want to and no one can say anything about it.
4. For or against Dracula? [Exclude this if you are, in fact, Dracula]: Dra-coo-la? He's one cool drink of water he is, I couldn't care a less about what all nay sayers say, he's a fine peice of man.
5. Do you subscribe to the vampire mythology (stakes, garlic, sunlight, ect.)? Garlic is just plain disgusting, although I'm a fan of wood... stakes still hurt and that sunlight makes me a little upset but I don't blow up or anything stupid.
6. Do you realize that sunlight being deadly was invented for the film Nosferatu, and according to legend shouldn't do anything except make you weak? Nosferatu was a jerk.
7. Along with lusting for blood, are you also a sex maniac/rapist? YES YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES!
8. Does the cross work on you? If not, why (i.e., Jewish)? Jewish thank you very much.
9. On a scale of 1 to 10, how evil would others (NOT yourself!) say you are? (1 being an innocent victim, 10 being sociopathic): I'd say I was a 5, but all my meals may say otherwise *wink*
10. Elvis or The Beatles? I'm english, what do you think?
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Post by Roxanna on Dec 18, 2007 14:58:41 GMT -5
((You understand I must glomp you now, right?))
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Post by Toby on Dec 18, 2007 19:53:55 GMT -5
1. Are you, in fact, a vampire, or just a human psycho? Vampire, though my girl is a bit psycho.
2. Sexual orientation, on a scale of 1-10 (1 being entirely straight, 10 entirely homosexual): I would have said 1 before...I'm still getting used to this.
3. Is vampirism something you enjoy, or do you whine constantly about how tragic you are? Well, I won't lie- the sex is fun.
4. For or against Dracula? [Exclude this if you are, in fact, Dracula]: Ask me after I meet him.
5. Do you subscribe to the vampire mythology (stakes, garlic, sunlight, ect.)? I'd rather not find out if I can be killed, thanks.
6. Do you realize that sunlight being deadly was invented for the film Nosferatu, and according to legend shouldn't do anything except make you weak? Don't look at me, I ain't no expert.
7. Along with lusting for blood, are you also a sex maniac/rapist? Only a little. Well, alot. But no raping.
8. Does the cross work on you? If not, why (i.e., Jewish)? No, got one tattooed on my arm. I wasn't raised religiously.
9. On a scale of 1 to 10, how evil would others (NOT yourself!) say you are? (1 being an innocent victim, 10 being sociopathic): it wasn't my choice, so I guess 2 or 3.
10. Elvis or The Beatles? Beatles.
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Nerida
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Post by Nerida on Dec 23, 2007 15:36:51 GMT -5
***As Georgi****
1. Are you, in fact, a vampire, or just a human psycho?A vampire, honestly
2. Sexual orientation, on a scale of 1-10 (1 being entirely straight, 10 entirely homosexual): 3
3. Is vampirism something you enjoy, or do you whine constantly about how tragic you are? I enjoy the experience.
4. For or against Dracula? [Exclude this if you are, in fact, Dracula]: For *innocent smile.*
5. Do you subscribe to the vampire mythology (stakes, garlic, sunlight, ect.)? Only the sunlight make me feel ill.
6. Do you realize that sunlight being deadly was invented for the film Nosferatu, and according to legend shouldn't do anything except make you weak? Clearly darling.
7. Along with lusting for blood, are you also a sex maniac/rapist? I should be...
8. Does the cross work on you? If not, why (i.e., Jewish)? It should do...
9. On a scale of 1 to 10, how evil would others (NOT yourself!) say you are? (1 being an innocent victim, 10 being sociopathic): 10. Kurt= 1
10. Elvis or The Beatles? The Beatles.
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Post by Sunflower Brooks on Dec 23, 2007 16:13:34 GMT -5
((You understand I must glomp you now, right?)) ((Do as you must ;D ))
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