Vardalek
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Post by Vardalek on Jun 29, 2010 19:12:42 GMT -5
1. Are you, in fact, a vampire, or just a human psycho?: :: shrug ::
2. Sexual orientation, on a scale of 1-10 (1 being entirely straight, 10 entirely homosexual): 7. Young men are more vigorous. And I haven't had a single decent conversation with a woman.
3. Is vampirism something you enjoy, or do you whine constantly about how tragic you are? And if the latter, why don't you just shut up and stick to animal blood?: I don't mind it, but I grow fond of people sometimes, and that tends to end badly.
4. For or against Dracula? [Exclude this if you are, in fact, Dracula]: Haven't met the man.
5. Do you subscribe to the vampire mythology (stakes, garlic, sunlight, ect.)?: Not when I can avoid it, but no one's tried yet.
6. Do you realize that sunlight being deadly was invented for the film Nosferatu, and according to legend shouldn't do anything except make you weak?: I never said it did anything else, don't be stupid.
7. Along with lusting for blood, are you also a sex maniac/rapist?: Well, I shouldn't say maniac...
8. Does the cross work on you? If not, why (i.e., Jewish)?: ... probably. I try to clear out before the priests show up.
9. On a scale of 1 to 10, how evil would others (NOT yourself!) say you are? (1 being an innocent victim, 10 being sociopathic): 8 once the whole creepy pedopyre thing catches up with him
10. Elvis or The Beatles?: Neither. Hmph.
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Post by Derek on Aug 4, 2010 11:54:29 GMT -5
1. Are you, in fact, a vampire, or just a human psycho? Vampire.
2. Sexual orientation, on a scale of 1-10 (1 being entirely straight, 10 entirely homosexual): 4. Isn't some level of homoeroticism required of vampires? I mean I bite men on the neck. It's sort of unavoidable.
3. Is vampirism something you enjoy, or do you whine constantly about how tragic you are? And if the latter, why don't you just shut up and stick to animal blood? I am very tragic, thank you! And animal blood is like eating a cardboard box when you could be having a steak.
4. For or against Dracula? [Exclude this if you are, in fact, Dracula]: Ambivalent. Doesn't do well to oppose other vampires, generally. Centuries-long grudges, that sort of thing.
5. Do you subscribe to the vampire mythology (stakes, garlic, sunlight, ect.)? Sunlight will severely weaken me and eventually I will have to feed or die, stakes will kill me, garlic is tasty on pizza, from what I hear. Flamethrowers will in fact kill me dead on the spot.
6. Do you realize that sunlight being deadly was invented for the film Nosferatu, and according to legend shouldn't do anything except make you weak? I already told you, it does severely weaken me. As I age it'll weaken me less, but for now it's best I don't go out during the day.
7. Along with lusting for blood, are you also a sex maniac/rapist? Never!
8. Does the cross work on you? If not, why (i.e., Jewish)? Not in the slightest. I mean if you stake me with one, yeah I'll wind up dead, but that would be because of impalement, not the fact that it's a cross.
9. On a scale of 1 to 10, how evil would others (NOT yourself!) say you are? (1 being an innocent victim, 10 being sociopathic): 1, as in completely useless 3. I'm not entirely innocent and I do feed. On humans.
10. Elvis or The Beatles? What?
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Amy Sorel
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Post by Amy Sorel on Oct 16, 2010 20:51:49 GMT -5
1. Are you, in fact, a vampire, or just a human psycho? I am certainly not human anymore, though I drink bits of souls rather than blood.
2. Sexual orientation, on a scale of 1-10 (1 being entirely straight, 10 entirely homosexual): 3, I suppose, though my only experience has been with a man.
3. Is vampirism something you enjoy, or do you whine constantly about how tragic you are? And if the latter, why don't you just shut up and stick to animal blood? I miss humanity, but as Raphael tells me there is no cure, we find it better to make the rest of the world like us than to bemoan our differences.
4. For or against Dracula? [Exclude this if you are, in fact, Dracula]: Until such time as Raphael usurps him, we must show loyalty to the King of our kind.
5. Do you subscribe to the vampire mythology (stakes, garlic, sunlight, ect.)? Sunlight hurts, but Raphael wears a cross with ease. I suppose a stake would kill me, though it would surely kill anyone.
6. Do you realize that sunlight being deadly was invented for the film Nosferatu, and according to legend shouldn't do anything except make you weak? It is not immediately fatal, but it does leave me very weak.
7. Along with lusting for blood, are you also a sex maniac/rapist? Not as much as Raphael would like me to be. He brings me "pets" to "play" with while he's gone, but I only try to talk to them. They never answer.
8. Does the cross work on you? If not, why (i.e., Jewish)? Not by itself, but a holy man or woman wielding their powers of faith would frighten me.
9. On a scale of 1 to 10, how evil would others (NOT yourself!) say you are? (1 being an innocent victim, 10 being sociopathic): Usually 6, though there was a Chinese boy who told me it was not too late for redemption. I don't know.
10. Elvis or The Beatles? The Beatles.
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Boris Lermontov
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Post by Boris Lermontov on Jan 1, 2013 1:50:46 GMT -5
1. Are you, in fact, a vampire, or just a human psycho?: Some kind of weird... creativity... vampire. Though this probably means he's just a really picky eater.
2. Sexual orientation, on a scale of 1-10 (1 being entirely straight, 10 entirely homosexual): The gentleman declines to say.
3. Is vampirism something you enjoy, or do you whine constantly about how tragic you are? And if the latter, why don't you just shut up and stick to animal blood?: (To quote somebody's botched TRS paraphrase: "Why do you want to be a dancer?" "Why do you want to be a liver?") It's an extension of artistic appreciation for him, so it'd be awesome if people didn't go nuts and die, but he's pretty resigned to it.
4. For or against Dracula? [Exclude this if you are, in fact, Dracula]: Neutral.
5. Do you subscribe to the vampire mythology (stakes, garlic, sunlight, ect.)?: Not at all. He's much too urbane for all that, despite functioning outside of the church, though he does have a little antipathy toward mirrors.
6. Do you realize that sunlight being deadly was invented for the film Nosferatu, and according to legend shouldn't do anything except make you weak?: But Lermontov is a gentleman.
7. Along with lusting for blood, are you also a sex maniac/rapist?: Absolutely not.
8. Does the cross work on you? If not, why (i.e., Jewish)?: No. Extremely genteel.
9. On a scale of 1 to 10, how evil would others (NOT yourself!) say you are? (1 being an innocent victim, 10 being sociopathic): 7? He did it for art, okay.
10. Elvis or The Beatles?: Neither.
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Post by Dr. Julia Hoffman on Jan 1, 2013 20:55:06 GMT -5
Julia had finally gathered enough samples for her survey. After throwing out the date from those who did not self-identify as vampires, she could determine something about most nosferatu.
The average vampire...
-Has a sexual orientation of 4.083 out of ten, indicating a slight preference toward heterosexuality.
-Enjoys his or her condition. (This might make finding subjects for potential cures difficult; Julia could work around that.)
-Supports, or supported, the late Count Dracula.
-Is vulnerable to wooden stakes.
-Is vulnerable to sunlight.
-Is not a sexual offender (though 13% were, making Julia somewhat nervous.)
-Is not vulnerable to the cross.
-Is 58% evil.
-Prefers the Beatles to Elvis.
Julia looked over that last question, not sure why she had included it to begin with.
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