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Post by Miranda on Dec 24, 2008 0:14:36 GMT -5
1. Are you, in fact, a vampire, or just a human psycho?Half-vampire, since we're going by Lost Boys canon. 2. Sexual orientation, on a scale of 1-10 (1 being entirely straight, 10 entirely homosexual):I actually took a test once- they said I was a 2. 3. Is vampirism something you enjoy, or do you whine constantly about how tragic you are? And if the latter, why don't you just shut up and stick to animal blood?I wouldn't exactly call it whining, but I'm still in a bit of shock. 4. For or against Dracula? [Exclude this if you are, in fact, Dracula]:Really, it's hard to be against someone who's generated so much lulz. 5. Do you subscribe to the vampire mythology (stakes, garlic, sunlight, ect.)?Let's see, LB canon, so that means sunlight and stakes definately, but not garlic. I'm half, though, so it just means the stuff makes me weak. 6. Do you realize that sunlight being deadly was invented for the film Nosferatu, and according to legend shouldn't do anything except make you weak?
I pointed in out in my film paper on Nosferatu. 7. Along with lusting for blood, are you also a sex maniac/rapist? Not like David would let me touch someone other than him, even if I wanted to. Of course, some lines will have to be drawn if he brings in other Boys and expects me to be a Star-type figure... 8. Does the cross work on you? If not, why (i.e., Jewish)? I actually don't know. I'm Jewish, so probably not crosses, but Holy Water worked in the movie. 9. On a scale of 1 to 10, how evil would others (NOT yourself!) say you are? Maybe a 3 or 4- not evil, but I've grown a bit callous. 10. Elvis or The Beatles? The Beatles.
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Post by Nicolas de Lenfent on Dec 26, 2008 23:41:31 GMT -5
1. Are you, in fact, a vampire, or just a human psycho? ...I'm a vampire psycho?
2. Sexual orientation, on a scale of 1-10 (1 being entirely straight, 10 entirely homosexual): I think it would be safe to say 5. At least in theory. In practice, it's been sort of...well... The hell, I'm not telling.
3. Is vampirism something you enjoy, or do you whine constantly about how tragic you are? And if the latter, why don't you just shut up and stick to animal blood? Why would I enjoy being the incarnation of evil? And if the answer to that is that it's freaking orgasmic, why I would I lament it? That's about it, I suppose.
4. For or against Dracula? [Exclude this if you are, in fact, Dracula]: For or against who? Who is he, some Italian castrato or some such?
5. Do you subscribe to the vampire mythology (stakes, garlic, sunlight, ect.)? Ha. Aha. Ha. Not much anymore.
6. Do you realize that sunlight being deadly was invented for the film Nosferatu, and according to legend shouldn't do anything except make you weak? For the what what?
7. Along with lusting for blood, are you also a sex maniac/rapist? I....aha. Awkward, isn't that?
8. Does the cross work on you? If not, why (i.e., Jewish)? If flinching is considered supernatural in this century for some foolish reason or other.
9. On a scale of 1 to 10, how evil would others (NOT yourself!) say you are? I think this entirely depends on what others we're speaking of. In general I think it's a 10 by default, and maybe by the definition of a certain grim, curly-haired waif, if, when you consider how commonplace sin is to our kind, the gravest error one can make is to happen to be a little indiscreet now and again.
10. Elvis or The Beatles? Incomprehensible. You'll have to carry on the rest of the meme without me. Oh, was it done? I've got remarkably good timing.
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Carmilla
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Stop fussing. You get blood on this dress and I'll kill you. You know, a second time.
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Post by Carmilla on Dec 26, 2008 23:47:37 GMT -5
1. Are you, in fact, a vampire, or just a human psycho? *yawns pointedly*
...*did not intend a pun*
2. Sexual orientation, on a scale of 1-10 (1 being entirely straight, 10 entirely homosexual): Maybe 9, if girlhood counts, but I am going to go swiftly with ten. You do know what it is men've got inside their trousers, don't you? Terribly unappealing.
3. Is vampirism something you enjoy, or do you whine constantly about how tragic you are? And if the latter, why don't you just shut up and stick to animal blood? Don't be silly. Of course it is. I'm bloody good at it, too, is what I am.
4. For or against Dracula? [Exclude this if you are, in fact, Dracula]: As opposed to who? If you can be against the man you've got to have someone else to go to.
5. Do you subscribe to the vampire mythology (stakes, garlic, sunlight, ect.)? I have an option? Dear me, but that's heavenly news!
6. Do you realize that sunlight being deadly was invented for the film Nosferatu, and according to legend shouldn't do anything except make you weak? Isn't it deadly for me? I ought to reread my own book. Certainly I came well before the age of silent films.
7. Along with lusting for blood, are you also a sex maniac/rapist? Hardly that! Maybe a bit frisky with schoolgirls, but they exaggerate, they really do, if they say otherwise.
...they don't say otherwise, do they?
8. Does the cross work on you? If not, why (i.e., Jewish)? Yes.
9. On a scale of 1 to 10, how evil would others (NOT yourself!) say you are? This depends on whether or not they are easily taken in by well-placed eyelash-tossing.
10. Elvis or The Beatles? Well it would be Elvis if it weren't for that damn hip-thing. Ick.[/quote]
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David
- In the Duggins -
You'll Never Grow Old, You'll Never Die...
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Post by David on Dec 27, 2008 18:57:05 GMT -5
1. Are you, in fact, a vampire, or just a human psycho?I'm all Vampire. 2. Sexual orientation, on a scale of 1-10 (1 being entirely straight, 10 entirely homosexual):I don't know, probably a 3. 3. Is vampirism something you enjoy, or do you whine constantly about how tragic you are? And if the latter, why don't you just shut up and stick to animal blood?Who the f@#$ would complain about being a vampire? Other than that whiny bitch Michael. 4. For or against Dracula? [Exclude this if you are, in fact, Dracula]: Dracula? What? 5. Do you subscribe to the vampire mythology (stakes, garlic, sunlight, ect.)? Yea, sadly. 6. Do you realize that sunlight being deadly was invented for the film Nosferatu, and according to legend shouldn't do anything except make you weak? Well damn. 7. Along with lusting for blood, are you also a sex maniac/rapist? 8. Does the cross work on you? If not, why (i.e., Jewish)? If holy water works so does the cross. 9. On a scale of 1 to 10, how evil would others (NOT yourself!) say you are? 8, hell I'm a nice guy. 10. Elvis or The Beatles? Alice Cooper.
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seven
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**This cannot be good....**
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Post by seven on Feb 25, 2009 23:42:37 GMT -5
*Looking baffled, Seven wondered about the strange questionare. Turning the sheet of paper over she wrote on the back before holding it up for the strange little man who'd given it to her. "Are you aware I am not a vampire?" was all the scribbled sentence said. "Your pale, red eyed, eccentric and only go out at night!" The man exclaimed before walking off. Seven was about to write that her condition caused her to burn easily before simply shrugging and filling out the misplaced survey.
1. Are you, in fact, a vampire, or just a human psycho? None of the above. I am neither vampiric, or "human"... Would I know if I were insane? I suppose that would depend heavily on the type and degree of insanity.... For now I believe the most sufficient answer would be "Neither".
2. Sexual orientation, on a scale of 1-10 (1 being entirely straight, 10 entirely homosexual): This is a faulty scale, current numerical scale begins at Zero. Also by excluding this numeral you have made it impossible for one to select true neutrality. I don't believe I can answer as I cannot mate, currently all seven members of my species are females of similar genetic stock...
3. Is vampirism something you enjoy, or do you whine constantly about how tragic you are? And if the latter, why don't you just shut up and stick to animal blood? I attempted to explain to the man that I am not vampiric, but it would seem that my skin condition relegates me to a similar social status. I myself have never had a craving for hemoglobin, human or otherwise.
4. For or against Dracula? [Exclude this if you are, in fact, Dracula]: The Arch Bishop at the inquisition base listed Vlad Dracul as one of the (and I quote) "ring leaders of evil". As currently the vast majority of their educational program has proven invalid and he seems to want me dead, I will vote to the affirmative. If he is against the Inquisition, then I am for Dracula.
5. Do you subscribe to the vampire mythology (stakes, garlic, sunlight, ect.)? When I was in training we were given kits containing stakes, holy water, garlic, silver, crucifixes, and a single incendiary grenade.
6. Do you realize that sunlight being deadly was invented for the film Nosferatu, and according to legend shouldn't do anything except make you weak? I do not find this fact surprising as the aspect of silver being a hindrance ha also been included in much of modern media and that really has almost nothing to do with vampires at all. (Which begs the question, why was it in our kits?)
7. Along with lusting for blood, are you also a sex maniac/rapist? Having never experienced either I do not know how to answer. Does the lust for blood have to be related to drinking it? I suppose my thoughts on the demise of unit thirteen might be viewed as a form of blood lust.... I particularly enjoy the image of her locked in a depressurized room. It is my favorite.
8. Does the cross work on you? If not, why (i.e., Jewish)? I dislike crosses. They remind me of the Bishop... If a vampire were Jewish would the Star of David have a similar effect. It begs the question, how effective would throwing stars be on a Jewish vampire. I wonder of the inquisition branch in Israel has hunters trained in Ninjitsu....
9. On a scale of 1 to 10, how evil would others (NOT yourself!) say you are? (1 being an innocent victim, 10 being sociopathic): I have never asked for a rating... Perhaps a 2, as I am not always the victim but rarely the perpetrator either. (Though that might change if I ever encounter the opportunity to corner Unit thirteen in a building with a pressure chamber....)
10. Elvis or The Beatles? I do not understand the question. What does a particularly idolized, deceased singer have to do with a classification of insect?
((Alrighty! That was the most fun survey I have ever filled out! LoL)
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Post by Seth on Mar 3, 2009 14:58:02 GMT -5
1. Are you, in fact, a vampire, or just a human psycho?Oi! Who are you calling human?
2. Sexual orientation, on a scale of 1-10 (1 being entirely straight, 10 entirely homosexual):5, of course. Well, maybe a six. Or seven.
3. Is vampirism something you enjoy, or do you whine constantly about how tragic you are? And if the latter, why don't you just shut up and stick to animal blood?Why would anyone want to be anything else?
4. For or against Dracula? [Exclude this if you are, in fact, Dracula]: He's brilliant, he is. Well, was. Way bloodier than Mitchell even when he was at his best. Shame, really.
5. Do you subscribe to the vampire mythology (stakes, garlic, sunlight, ect.)? I don't like sunlight, but it doesn't, like, burn me or anything. We can't be seen in anything backed with silver, but anything else reflective will work. There aren't many things that can kill us, but a stake through the heart will do the trick.
6. Do you realize that sunlight being deadly was invented for the film Nosferatu, and according to legend shouldn't do anything except make you weak? That's all it does do. Listen up, will ya?
7. Along with lusting for blood, are you also a sex maniac/rapist? Sometimes. Mostly, though, it's just about the blood. ((Please note that although I think it fits the character, it bothers me a great deal, so I don't intend for it to come up.))
8. Does the cross work on you? If not, why (i.e., Jewish)? Holy items can hurt a bit, but only if they're weilded by someone who really believes and who wants to hurt us.
9. On a scale of 1 to 10, how evil would others (NOT yourself!) say you are? Well, I wouldn't say evil, as such. We just do things differently, that's all. Just because humans think it's evil to keep a bunch of them locked up downstairs for food, doesn't mean it is. I mean, they're biased, right?
10. Elvis or The Beatles? The Beatles.
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Post by Norman Bates on Mar 3, 2009 15:06:49 GMT -5
1. Are you, in fact, a vampire, or just a human psycho? ...Both?
2. Sexual orientation, on a scale of 1-10 (1 being entirely straight, 10 entirely homosexual): 4. No 2! 2! Or... 1!
3. Is vampirism something you enjoy, or do you whine constantly about how tragic you are? And if the latter, why don't you just shut up and stick to animal blood? The second one. I didn't ask for this. I was still trying to get over being a human psycho.
I had a bad mentor. She didn't tell me animal blood worked.
4. For or against Dracula? [Exclude this if you are, in fact, Dracula]: Dracula. Against, I think. Doesn't he kill people?
5. Do you subscribe to the vampire mythology (stakes, garlic, sunlight, ect.)? Is it a magazine? Oh, oh, subscribe. I don't know. No one's attacked me yet.
6. Do you realize that sunlight being deadly was invented for the film Nosferatu, and according to legend shouldn't do anything except make you weak? Oh, I never got to see that! What? Hmm.
7. Along with lusting for blood, are you also a sex maniac/rapist? ... That's so personal. ... Does voyeur/serial killer count?
8. Does the cross work on you? If not, why (i.e., Jewish)? Like I said, no one's tried. I don't think I'd like having anything shoved in my face.
9. On a scale of 1 to 10, how evil would others (NOT yourself!) say you are? Women appear to go with 0-1, and that I "just need help." But they're wrong, I tell you!
10. Elvis or The Beatles? Who are the Beatles? Mother didn't approve of Elvis.
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Eli
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Post by Eli on May 24, 2009 15:35:24 GMT -5
1. Are you, in fact, a vampire, or just a human psycho? I believe I am, in fact, more than usually sane for a vampire.
2. Sexual orientation, on a scale of 1-10 (1 being entirely straight, 10 entirely homosexual): Hmm. Depends on what gender you start out with.
3. Is vampirism something you enjoy, or do you whine constantly about how tragic you are? And if the latter, why don't you just shut up and stick to animal blood? Why would I care one way or the other?
4. For or against Dracula? [Exclude this if you are, in fact, Dracula]: I am altogether out to ignore Dracula.
5. Do you subscribe to the vampire mythology (stakes, garlic, sunlight, ect.)? Oh, sunlight. Yes.
6. Do you realize that sunlight being deadly was invented for the film Nosferatu, and according to legend shouldn't do anything except make you weak? I'm much older than Nosferatu.
7. Along with lusting for blood, are you also a sex maniac/rapist? I don't "lust". I simply feed.
8. Does the cross work on you? If not, why (i.e., Jewish)? Why would I know?
9. On a scale of 1 to 10, how evil would others (NOT yourself!) say you are? I am certain they'd say 10 by default.
10. Elvis or The Beatles? Billie Holliday.
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Claudia
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Post by Claudia on May 25, 2009 21:23:26 GMT -5
1. Are you, in fact, a vampire, or just a human psycho? I've not aged for decades if not a century or more. What do you think?
2. Sexual orientation, on a scale of 1-10 (1 being entirely straight, 10 entirely homosexual): 1, not that anybody's ever interested.
3. Is vampirism something you enjoy, or do you whine constantly about how tragic you are? And if the latter, why don't you just shut up and stick to animal blood? First of all, why don't YOU shut up? Idiot. Hunting is the part that I enjoy; it's the "not-aging" and "killed-by-sunlight" that bother me.
4. For or against Dracula? [Exclude this if you are, in fact, Dracula]: I could care less about some Balkan nobleman.
5. Do you subscribe to the vampire mythology (stakes, garlic, sunlight, ect.)? Garlic? I almost like the smell. Stakes hurt, but I've yet to die from one. The sun...is not my friend.
6. Do you realize that sunlight being deadly was invented for the film Nosferatu, and according to legend shouldn't do anything except make you weak? That was small comfort when I burned to death before.
7. Along with lusting for blood, are you also a sex maniac/rapist? I'm afraid I'm not strong enough to rape, even if I wanted to. Not that I do. I'm into romance.
8. Does the cross work on you? If not, why (i.e., Jewish)? It just doesn't. I don't know why, and I don't care.
9. On a scale of 1 to 10, how evil would others (NOT yourself!) say you are? They'd probably give me a 10, just because they're repelled by the idea of a child being something so "monstrous".
10. Elvis or The Beatles? I'm partial to Johannes Brahms.
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Post by Alex on Jun 2, 2009 16:30:57 GMT -5
1. Are you, in fact, a vampire, or just a human psycho? Definitely a vampire.
2. Sexual orientation, on a scale of 1-10 (1 being entirely straight, 10 entirely homosexual): 5.
3. Is vampirism something you enjoy, or do you whine constantly about how tragic you are? And if the latter, why don't you just shut up and stick to animal blood? I like what I am. I really don't have any complaints.
4. For or against Dracula? [Exclude this if you are, in fact, Dracula]: He's...real? Seriously?
5. Do you subscribe to the vampire mythology (stakes, garlic, sunlight, ect.)? The sun and fire are to be avoided, definitely.
6. Do you realize that sunlight being deadly was invented for the film Nosferatu, and according to legend shouldn't do anything except make you weak? Now that's interesting.
7. Along with lusting for blood, are you also a sex maniac/rapist? God, no. I mean, sex is fun but I'm not promiscuous or anything.
8. Does the cross work on you? If not, why (i.e., Jewish)? Nope. And I rather like those old gothic cathedrals.
9. On a scale of 1 to 10, how evil would others (NOT yourself!) say you are? 2. I've done very well with keeping the darker aspects of vampirism from ruling me. I'd like to think that at most, I'd be considered a minor nuisance rather than a menace.
10. Elvis or The Beatles? Eagles.
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Eli
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Post by Eli on Jun 2, 2009 17:41:16 GMT -5
Re: 7.
Oh God when he meets verse!Daniel.
*has a big ole grin on*
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Post by Sarah on Jun 2, 2009 17:43:06 GMT -5
((Yeeeeep. He's in for some major heartbreak when he realizes Daniel is no longer the person he remembers))
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Eli
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Post by Eli on Jun 2, 2009 17:48:10 GMT -5
((Poor baby. I do wish I had someone who was likely to be comforting! Unfortunately my only selflessly comforting character is Miranda. XD And that might destroy my brain a little bit.))
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Post by Cal on Jun 26, 2009 23:44:42 GMT -5
1. Are you, in fact, a vampire, or just a human psycho? Totally and completely a real vampire
2. Sexual orientation, on a scale of 1-10 (1 being entirely straight, 10 entirely homosexual): 5! A delightful plays-for-both-teams swings-both-ways equal-opportunity kind of girl.
3. Is vampirism something you enjoy, or do you whine constantly about how tragic you are? And if the latter, why don't you just shut up and stick to animal blood? It's whatever. I whined for a while; everyone does. Then I sucked it up. I'm a predator, and I therefore hunt like any other predator does.
4. For or against Dracula? [Exclude this if you are, in fact, Dracula]: Never met the dude.
5. Do you subscribe to the vampire mythology (stakes, garlic, sunlight, ect.)? Can't stand sunlight, but all the other stuff is a load of crap. I can be burned to death and that's about it.
6. Do you realize that sunlight being deadly was invented for the film Nosferatu, and according to legend shouldn't do anything except make you weak? Hmm. Well, I suppose we've evolved.
7. Along with lusting for blood, are you also a sex maniac/rapist? I wouldn't say 'maniac'. I enjoy sex. I have a lot of sex. I could go without sex if I had to, and I'm not some kind of succubus.
8. Does the cross work on you? If not, why (i.e., Jewish)? Nope. Dunno why; it's just not a problem.
9. On a scale of 1 to 10, how evil would others (NOT yourself!) say you are? A 2 on a bitchy day. I'm quite benign as far as vampires go.
10. Elvis or The Beatles? The Beatles, of course.
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Post by Rip van Winkle on Jan 31, 2010 1:59:11 GMT -5
1. Are you, in fact, a vampire, or just a human psycho?Why, I am a vampire! An artificially created one, yes, but still vampiric nonetheless. 2. Sexual orientation, on a scale of 1-10 (1 being entirely straight, 10 entirely homosexual):Ooh. Tough question... 5. 3. Is vampirism something you enjoy, or do you whine constantly about how tragic you are? And if the latter, why don't you just shut up and stick to animal blood?I enjoy it. But I wonder if everyone does? 4. For or against Dracula? [Exclude this if you are, in fact, Dracula]:HIM! Don't...don't even mention him! 5. Do you subscribe to the vampire mythology (stakes, garlic, sunlight, etc.)?Sunlight, no. You won't get a chance to find out the rest. 6. Do you realize that sunlight being deadly was invented for the film Nosferatu, and according to legend shouldn't do anything except make you weak?Sure, invented. Whatever you say. 7. Along with lusting for blood, are you also a sex maniac/rapist?*blush* 8. Does the cross work on you? If not, why (i.e., Jewish)?I've never tried. Perhaps. (Also, don't suggest that again, okay?) 9. On a scale of 1 to 10, how evil would others (NOT yourself!) say you are? (1 being an innocent victim, 10 being sociopathic): That's pretty subjective. Let's go with around 8. 10. Elvis or The Beatles?Weber!
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