SUES: The Musical!
Jun 7, 2006 14:32:44 GMT -5
Post by Nadir on Jun 7, 2006 14:32:44 GMT -5
So Bonnie Marie and I are going to be re-writing various songs to be part of this random and fun musical show.
The song that started it all: Mary Sue Songs for Mary Sue Girls (to the tune of Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats.) Fondly dedicated to and inspired by our resident furry Sue, Bonnie Marie.
Are there omens when you're born? Can you sing like a lark?
Can you look at Erik? Would you sit on his throne?
Can you say of yourself “I’m not afraid of the dark”?
Are you headed for rape…when you're walking alone?
Because Mary Sues are and Mary Sues do
Mary Sues do and Mary Sues would
Mary Sues would and Mary Sues can
Mary Sues can and Mary Sues do
Is there a thought in your head? Are you free of all faults?
Are you tense when you sense there's a ghost in the lair?
Can you find your way blind when you're lost in the vaults?
Do you know how to go to the Opera Populaire?
Because Mary Sues can and Mary Sues do
Mary Sues do and Mary Sues can
Mary Sues can and Mary Sues do
Mary Sues do and Mary Sues can
Mary Sues can and Mary Sues do
Are you side-saddle-able, held on by your mister?
Familiar with sewing, with healing and lore?
Were you Meg Giry’s friend? Some ballet rat’s sister?
Have you been spat out by heaven or hell?
Mary Sue songs for Mary Sue girls
Mary Sue songs for Mary Sue girls
Mary Sue songs for Mary Sue girls
Mary Sue songs for Mary Sue girls
We have glorious hair…tossing in the soft breezes!
We can turn double pirouettes, waltz till the dawn!
We can sing like the angels, we are flirty teases!
We like any man’s bed, even if it’s a swan!
Mary Sues can and Mary Sues do
Mary Sues do and Mary Sues can
Mary Sues can and Mary Sues do
Mary Sues do and Mary Sues can
Mary Sues can and Mary Sues do
Mary Sue songs for Mary Sue girls
Mary Sue songs for Mary Sue girls
Mary Sue songs for Mary Sue girls
Mary Sue songs for Mary Sue girls
Can you sing at the same time in more than one key
Emo songs by Good Charlotte and “opera” by Em?
And can you (as Sues do) hit the high E?
Then finish it off by quoting Eminem!
Mary Sue girls are queens of the night
Singing at God-my-bleeding-ears heights
Handling pieces from D.J.T.!
”Hallelujah!” and then they go squeeeeeeeee--!
The mystical divinity of unashamed femininity
From the tortured past rang "Adieu!"
Life to the everlasting Sue!
Gorgeous, gallant, gifted and true
To others who do what
Mary Sues do and Mary Sues can
Mary Sues can and Mary Sues do
Mary Sue girls sing Mary Sue chants
Mary Sues bold and Mary Sues new
Mary Sue song and Mary Sue dance
Mary Sue songs for Mary Sue girls
Mary Sue songs for Mary Sue girls
Mary Sue songs for Mary Sue girls
Mary Sue songs for Mary Sue girls
Practical Sues, dramatical Sues
Pragmatical Sues, phanatical Sues
Oratorical Sues, delphioracle Sues
Skeptical Sues, receptical Sues
Romantical Sues, pedantical Sues
Critical Sues, political Sues
Allegorical Sues, metaphorical Sues
Statistical Sues and mystical Sues
Analytical Sues, hypocritical Sues
Cynical Sues, hysterical Sues
Feministical Sues, Gothic pissed-ical Sues
Mary Sue songs for Mary Sue girls
Mary Sue bells that Mary Sues ring
Mary Sue eyes and Mary Sue curls
Mary Sue songs that Mary Sues sing
Mary Sue songs for Mary Sue girls
Mary Sue songs for Mary Sue girls
Mary Sue songs for Mary Sue girls
Mary Sue songs for Mary Sue girls
There's a Suethor over there with a look of surprise,
As much as to say, "Well now how about that!"
Do I actually see with my own violet eyes
A phan who's not heard of a Mary Sue girl?
What's a Mary Sue girl? What's a Mary Sue girl?
The song that started it all: Mary Sue Songs for Mary Sue Girls (to the tune of Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats.) Fondly dedicated to and inspired by our resident furry Sue, Bonnie Marie.
Are there omens when you're born? Can you sing like a lark?
Can you look at Erik? Would you sit on his throne?
Can you say of yourself “I’m not afraid of the dark”?
Are you headed for rape…when you're walking alone?
Because Mary Sues are and Mary Sues do
Mary Sues do and Mary Sues would
Mary Sues would and Mary Sues can
Mary Sues can and Mary Sues do
Is there a thought in your head? Are you free of all faults?
Are you tense when you sense there's a ghost in the lair?
Can you find your way blind when you're lost in the vaults?
Do you know how to go to the Opera Populaire?
Because Mary Sues can and Mary Sues do
Mary Sues do and Mary Sues can
Mary Sues can and Mary Sues do
Mary Sues do and Mary Sues can
Mary Sues can and Mary Sues do
Are you side-saddle-able, held on by your mister?
Familiar with sewing, with healing and lore?
Were you Meg Giry’s friend? Some ballet rat’s sister?
Have you been spat out by heaven or hell?
Mary Sue songs for Mary Sue girls
Mary Sue songs for Mary Sue girls
Mary Sue songs for Mary Sue girls
Mary Sue songs for Mary Sue girls
We have glorious hair…tossing in the soft breezes!
We can turn double pirouettes, waltz till the dawn!
We can sing like the angels, we are flirty teases!
We like any man’s bed, even if it’s a swan!
Mary Sues can and Mary Sues do
Mary Sues do and Mary Sues can
Mary Sues can and Mary Sues do
Mary Sues do and Mary Sues can
Mary Sues can and Mary Sues do
Mary Sue songs for Mary Sue girls
Mary Sue songs for Mary Sue girls
Mary Sue songs for Mary Sue girls
Mary Sue songs for Mary Sue girls
Can you sing at the same time in more than one key
Emo songs by Good Charlotte and “opera” by Em?
And can you (as Sues do) hit the high E?
Then finish it off by quoting Eminem!
Mary Sue girls are queens of the night
Singing at God-my-bleeding-ears heights
Handling pieces from D.J.T.!
”Hallelujah!” and then they go squeeeeeeeee--!
The mystical divinity of unashamed femininity
From the tortured past rang "Adieu!"
Life to the everlasting Sue!
Gorgeous, gallant, gifted and true
To others who do what
Mary Sues do and Mary Sues can
Mary Sues can and Mary Sues do
Mary Sue girls sing Mary Sue chants
Mary Sues bold and Mary Sues new
Mary Sue song and Mary Sue dance
Mary Sue songs for Mary Sue girls
Mary Sue songs for Mary Sue girls
Mary Sue songs for Mary Sue girls
Mary Sue songs for Mary Sue girls
Practical Sues, dramatical Sues
Pragmatical Sues, phanatical Sues
Oratorical Sues, delphioracle Sues
Skeptical Sues, receptical Sues
Romantical Sues, pedantical Sues
Critical Sues, political Sues
Allegorical Sues, metaphorical Sues
Statistical Sues and mystical Sues
Analytical Sues, hypocritical Sues
Cynical Sues, hysterical Sues
Feministical Sues, Gothic pissed-ical Sues
Mary Sue songs for Mary Sue girls
Mary Sue bells that Mary Sues ring
Mary Sue eyes and Mary Sue curls
Mary Sue songs that Mary Sues sing
Mary Sue songs for Mary Sue girls
Mary Sue songs for Mary Sue girls
Mary Sue songs for Mary Sue girls
Mary Sue songs for Mary Sue girls
There's a Suethor over there with a look of surprise,
As much as to say, "Well now how about that!"
Do I actually see with my own violet eyes
A phan who's not heard of a Mary Sue girl?
What's a Mary Sue girl? What's a Mary Sue girl?