So...I didn't have to change much in this one. I split the Narrator and Mrs. Johnstone roles between Syd and Irene because they seemed the most likely to be all up in everyone's bidness and know what's on the down-low.
Based off of "Light Romance" from Blood Brothers.
IRENE
THERE'S A GIRL INSIDE THE WOMAN
WHO'S WAITING TO GET FREE
SHE'S TAUGHT A MILLION CLASSES
SHE ALWAYS SEEMS ANGRY.
THEY THINK SHE'S JUST A WIDOW
WITH NOTHING LEFT INSIDE
WHO SWAPPED HER MEMORY FOR BLISS
WHEN SATAN SAVED HER PRIDE.
BUT HER MEMORIES WERE NOT WHOLLY LOST
JUST NOWHERE TO BE FOUND--
LEAVING SOME WITH THE HOPE THAT SHE
MIGHT SOMEDAY COME AROUND.
GIRY
HELLO. COULD I TALK TO THE COMTE DE CHANGY, PLEASE?
IRENE
THERE'S A GIRL INSIDE THE WOMAN
AND THE MOTHER SHE BECAME
AND HALF-REMEMBERED WILD NIGHT ON THE TOWN COMES TO HER MIND AGAIN
GIRY
PHILLIPE, COULD I TALK TO YOU? YES, I REMEMBER...I THINK...YOU MIGHT BE THE FATHER OF MY BABY.
IRENE
THE GIRL WOULD LET HERSELF BE BOLD
BUT THE WOMAN STANDS IN DOUBT
AND WONDERS WHAT HER PAST MIGHT HOLD
AND WHAT THAT STRANGE BARON'S ABOUT.
SYDNEY
IT'S JUST A LIGHT ROMANCE
IT'S NOTHING CRUEL
THEY HAD NO PLANS
HOW IT CAME
WHO CAN EXPLAIN?
THEY JUST SAID "HELLO"
AND FOOLISHLY GAZED
THEY SHOULD HAVE GONE
THEIR SEPARATE WAYS
IT'S JUST THE SAME OLD SONG
NOTHING CRUEL, NOTHING WRONG
IT'S JUST TWO FOOLS
WHO KNOW THE RULES
BUT BREAK THEM ALL
AND GRASP AT HALF A CHANCE
TO PLAY THEIR PART
IN A LIGHT ROMANCE
SYDNEY AND IRENE
LIVING ON THE NEVER NEVER,
CONSTANT AS THE CHANGING WEATHER,
NEVER SURE
WHO'S AS THE DOOR,
(WITH OR WITHOUT FLOWERS)OR THE PRICE
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO PAY
SYDNEY
IT'S JUST A SECRET GLANCE
ACROSS A ROOM
A TOUCH OF HANDS
THAT PART TOO SOON
THAT SAME OLD TUNE
THAT ALWAYS PLAYS
AND LETS THEM DANCE AS FRIENDS
THEN STAND APART
AS THE MUSIC ENDS
SYDNEY AND IRENE
LOVING ON THE NEVER NEVER
CONSTANT AS THE CHANGING WEATHER
NEVER SURE
WHO'S AT THE DOOR
OR THE PRICE YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO PAY
…PERCY!
IRENE
THERE'S MAN GONE MAD IN THE TOWN TONIGHT
HE'S GONNA SHOOT SOMEBODY DOWN
THERE'S A MAN GONE MAD. LOST HIS MIND TONIGHT
THERE'S A MAD MAN, THERE'S A MAD MAN
THERE'S A MAD MAN RUNNING ROUND AND ROUND
NOW YOU KNOW THE DEVILS GOT YOUR NUMBER
(AND YOUR MEMORY!)SHE'S RUNNIN' RIGHT BESIDE YOU
SHE'S SCREAMIN' DEEP INSIDE YOU
ANO SOMEONE SAID SHE'S CALLIN' YOUR NUMBER
THERE'S A MAD MAN
THERE'S A MAD MAN
THERE'S A MAD MAN
SYDNEY
MADAME GIRY! MADAME GIRY!
GIRY
SYDNEY, WHAT’S…
SYDNEY
HE’S…PERCY…HE’S GOT A GUN…
GIRY
PERCY?...WHO? PHILLIPE?.. THE DE CHAGNY ESTATE...
SYDNEY
WHAT?
GIRY
PHILLIPE DE CHAGNY!
SYDNEY
MADAME GIRY!
IRENE
THERE'S A MAD MAN RUNNING ROUND AND ROUND
YOU NOW THE DEVIL'S GOT YOUR NUMBER
YOU KNOW SHE'S RIGHT BESIDE YOU
SHE'S SCREAMIN' DEEP INSIDE YOU
AND SOMEONE SAID SHE'S CALLIN' YOUR NUMBER
UP TODAY
TODAY
TODAY
TODAY!
Sorry about the caps...that's how the lyrics page had it posted.