Agent Smecker
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Post by Agent Smecker on Jul 28, 2008 6:50:05 GMT -5
*Smecker walked into the place looking like he owned it. There was a confident swing in his hips as he made his way to the small closet that these people were trying to pass off as an office. How was he expected to work? Good thing he really was that good. Brushing his hair back with lazy fingers, he tried to figure out where to start organizing all the crap that had been left by the room's last tenant.*
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Post by Emily on Jul 28, 2008 8:17:04 GMT -5
*Emily glanced at the paper in her hand and frowned, but knocked on the door, anyway.*
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Agent Smecker
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Post by Agent Smecker on Jul 28, 2008 8:19:56 GMT -5
"Coommme in." *He spoke up, characteristically. Looking up, Smecker was a bit surprised by what was in front of him, not that it showed.*
"They can take your statement downstairs."
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Post by Emily on Jul 28, 2008 8:36:42 GMT -5
"Uh, thanks, but if we're going to be honest, I just was downstairs and Human Resources sent me to see you. They said you wanted an administrative assistant?"
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Agent Smecker
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Post by Agent Smecker on Jul 28, 2008 8:39:07 GMT -5
"Oh. Oh!" *His mind seemed elsewhere for a moment.*
"Of course. It's just, you don't seem the type for this kind of work."
*He gestured at the chair in front of the desk.*
"Please."
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Post by Emily on Jul 28, 2008 8:54:57 GMT -5
*Emily sat.*
"Thanks. I've, uh, got my resume, if you'd like to--" *she held it out to him.* "As you can see I've been working for some time as head assistant to the managers of the Palais Garnier Opera Populaire. Admittedly, the work wasn't wholly criminal, but you should see what they charge for box seats."
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Agent Smecker
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Post by Agent Smecker on Jul 28, 2008 9:02:36 GMT -5
*Smecker gave her a quirky smile for a moment as he took the document and scanned it.*
"So...what made you choose law enforcement."
*He looked up, studying her.*
"You don't have any previous experience."
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Post by Emily on Jul 28, 2008 9:08:07 GMT -5
"I generally have an unerring sense of right and wrong, and I'd like to see justice--true justice visited upon those who deserve it. I've no experience on paper because your beaureaucrats tend to demand experience over an honest work ethic. Where am I supposed to get experience if no one will give me a chance to learn?"
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Agent Smecker
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Post by Agent Smecker on Jul 28, 2008 10:45:18 GMT -5
*Smecker just watched her speak, noting her fire. There were a few moments of silence then he handed the paper back to her.*
"All right. I run my shift fast and hard, low to the ground and in the heat of things. Try to keep up."
*His tone was flat as he stood and grabbed his jacket. He tossed her a case file with a brief smile.*
"You ready?"
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Post by Emily on Jul 28, 2008 10:59:10 GMT -5
"For just about anything, Sir," *she said with a grin, bouncing to her feet and flickering her gaze briefly over the report.*
"...so...the guy who discovered the body insists it's a homicide? Since when is it up to civilians to make that call?" *she asked as she followed him out, eager to learn.*
((I am somewhat slightly sorry that he's gay. Otherwise there could be some serious Moneypenny-Stabler/Benson shit all up in here.))
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Agent Smecker
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Post by Agent Smecker on Jul 28, 2008 11:23:50 GMT -5
((Don't I know it.))
*Smecker froze for a moment. Definitely not what he'd been expecting.*
"You're damn right."
*He tossed her a small steno pad.*
"That's why we're going to check it out."
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Post by Emily on Jul 28, 2008 11:29:35 GMT -5
"So we got a whack-job right off the street who wants to play at being a cop..."
*She paused.*
"...as opposed to me, but you hired me right off of said street so my whackiness is paid for and thereby justified," *she muttered.*
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Agent Smecker
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Post by Agent Smecker on Jul 28, 2008 11:51:16 GMT -5
*Smecker just smiled.*
"Something like that."
*He led the way back downstairs, only to frown as he found that there wasn't a decent car service in the town, everything was horse-drawn. Must be some eco-friendly bullsh*t. He sighed, hailed them a hansom and headed out to the crime scene.*
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Agent Smecker
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Post by Agent Smecker on Jul 29, 2008 13:36:46 GMT -5
***WHEN THEY GET BACK***
*Smecker was almost surprised they arrived back in one piece, but soon enough they were upstairs and he through his jacket on the chair and lit a smoke.*
"All right, so where you gonna start?"
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Post by Emily on Jul 29, 2008 13:41:39 GMT -5
"With the daughter, I hope. Blood's thicker than water and all. I'll see if anything shows up in the database."
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