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Post by Kris on Mar 19, 2008 9:28:32 GMT -5
*Kris smiled. A little.*
"Can't. Alcohol makes me go... well, worse than what happened to you. It's how I ended up finding out in the first place. Weird, huh? Someone obviously hates me."
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Post by Emily on Mar 19, 2008 9:44:46 GMT -5
"Join the club. I'm a DUDE, now," *he said, choking on a sudden sob.*
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Post by Kris on Mar 19, 2008 10:16:46 GMT -5
"But you're such a cute dude!" *Kris beamed.* "I'm sure we can find someone to sleep with you and your new penis. And you no longer have to sit down to pee. And you have a higher tolerance for alcohol. And you don't have to have babies."
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Post by Emily on Mar 19, 2008 10:46:29 GMT -5
*Emile broke down harder.*
"I have to learn to like girls and/or gay sex. I can't REST in a restroom. I can't get stupid drunk off two pints. AND I LIKE BABEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ..." *Cue sloppy slobbering sobbing.*
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Post by Kris on Mar 19, 2008 10:50:16 GMT -5
Shit shit shit.
*She was always making things worse.*
"You can still have babies! I mean, to play with and take care of. And... and... you don't have to pay for beer! And maybe we can find a girly guy for you. Like a pretty one? Or! Or a threesome! Something for everyone!"
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Post by Emily on Mar 19, 2008 11:31:53 GMT -5
*Emile hiccuped and began downing the first, second and third in a line of shots some generous soul had set on the table as soon as the crying had started.*
"Heh-heh-heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeb."
Bye-bye, coherancy.
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Post by Kris on Mar 19, 2008 11:54:21 GMT -5
*Kris jumped to the other side of the booth, smoothing her hands over Emile's back. She sucked at times like this. She was tempted to pop Alex in here but that'd be against the rules and probably make things worse.
Most of Kris' impulses, after all, did.
Then again, if Em was drunk enough...*
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Post by Emily on Mar 19, 2008 11:57:20 GMT -5
"Aaaaahm a leedle tea. POT. Shots and stout! Balls for a handle! Dick for a spout! When I get all gayed up! Hear me SHOUT! TIP ME OVER AND POUR ME OUT."
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Post by Kris on Mar 19, 2008 12:05:51 GMT -5
*Kris was totally out of her league, here.*
"Er... do you want me to get Alex for you?"
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Post by Emily on Mar 19, 2008 12:29:14 GMT -5
"Who?"
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Post by Kris on Mar 19, 2008 12:49:34 GMT -5
"Alex. The girl in trousers? I'm sure I can convince her not to take her clothes off, or something. I mean, she's not the hottest boy around but I think your main problem is sexual frustration."
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Post by Sarah on Mar 19, 2008 12:53:50 GMT -5
"...but I think your main problem is sexual frustration." "Wouldn't be the only one." Sarah muttered, sotto voce. She glanced forlornly at the empty Mountain Dew can in her hand, set it down on the counter, and conjured up another can and an empty glass next to it. She turned to Jeremy. "I don't suppose you have some Vodka back there in the bar, do you?"
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Post by Jeremy on Mar 20, 2008 11:50:13 GMT -5
*Jeremy watched Kris and Emile with a look of sympathy before turning to Sarah.*
"Of course I do... here you are.."
*He pulled the bottle out and rocked it over his hand with a little bit of flair.*
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Post by Sarah on Mar 20, 2008 13:32:16 GMT -5
*She grinned at the trick as she took the bottle*
"This will probably look weird, but trust me, this concoction I'm about to put together actually tastes good."
*So saying, she began to fill the empty glass with both the Mountain Dew and the vodka. There was more soda than alcohol, though certainly enough vodka that the taste would be different. From out of nowhere, she produced a pack of green pop rocks*
"Right color, wrong flavor. They should have green ones that taste like oranges...ah, well."
*She held the open pack of pop rocks over the drink, pausing dramatically*
"And now I'm about to give you...a Chernobyl!"
*She dumped the candy into the drink, grinning as it went crazy with fizzy-ness. Before it could spill over the sides of the glass, she grabbed it and drank some, coughing a bit at the vodka*
((And yes, this is something we came up with at home. It works, trust me))
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Sarah Jane
- Masterful Virgin -
I tried to be like Grace Kelly mmmmm
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Post by Sarah Jane on Mar 22, 2008 10:11:36 GMT -5
*Sarah raised an eyebrow at the mixture, this whole situation was disturbing.*
"Being still in character does not aid this situation."
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