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Jan 26, 2008 11:53:27 GMT -5
Post by Emily on Jan 26, 2008 11:53:27 GMT -5
*Emile woke up slowly, and groaned as everything seemed to ache and there was a ringing in his ears and his bladder felt like it was about to burst.*
...did they serve shots at the pinball tournament or something?
*He wished he could remember. He sat up and swung his legs out of bed, glancing at them with fuzzy confusion.*
God damn girl, when was the last time you shaved those puppies?
*He stumbled to the bathroom and shut the door behind him with a thud.
Two point eight seconds later, a long, piercing scream resounded throughout the entire building.*
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A Room
Jan 28, 2008 17:09:18 GMT -5
Post by Emily on Jan 28, 2008 17:09:18 GMT -5
*Emily got dragged in by Kris, who shut the door behind her.*
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A Room
Jan 28, 2008 17:33:47 GMT -5
Post by Kris on Jan 28, 2008 17:33:47 GMT -5
"Dude," *Kris said.* "What happened?"
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Jan 28, 2008 18:50:54 GMT -5
Post by Emily on Jan 28, 2008 18:50:54 GMT -5
"I, uh...well, my typist brokered some kind of deal to get me back into the 'verse, but it, um, had some stipulations. I don't recall details. They have pinball in heaven. Or wherever it was I was waiting. It might have just been the Real Emily's brain."
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A Room
Jan 28, 2008 19:10:52 GMT -5
Post by Kris on Jan 28, 2008 19:10:52 GMT -5
"That is so awesome," *she said, unceremoniously prodding Emile's chest and checking his biceps.* "All got was a robot. So are you, like, a boy now? or a girl in a boy's body?"
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A Room
Jan 28, 2008 19:25:24 GMT -5
Post by Emily on Jan 28, 2008 19:25:24 GMT -5
*Emile pulled at the waistband of his pants and checked. Again.*
"Um...well, I'm in a dude's body...but my brain is...me. It's just me. I dunno if any of who I am has really changed."
*He let the elastic band snap back.*
"Holy crap I'm Tilda Swinton in Orlando!"
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A Room
Jan 28, 2008 20:26:14 GMT -5
Post by Kris on Jan 28, 2008 20:26:14 GMT -5
*Kris didn't point out she thought Tilda Swinton was way hotter than Sam Rockwell.*
"Huh. Cool. Well. So... you still like boys, then?"
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A Room
Jan 29, 2008 1:15:04 GMT -5
Post by Emily on Jan 29, 2008 1:15:04 GMT -5
"I...think...so?"
*He frowned.*
"But I don't know that I relish the idea of being restricted to buttsex for the rest of my natural life."
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A Room
Jan 29, 2008 13:39:25 GMT -5
Post by Kris on Jan 29, 2008 13:39:25 GMT -5
*Kris smiled helpfully.*
"Well maybe you'll get to be the sexor."
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A Room
Jan 29, 2008 14:22:41 GMT -5
Post by Emily on Jan 29, 2008 14:22:41 GMT -5
"...men or women?"
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Jan 29, 2008 14:29:06 GMT -5
Post by Kris on Jan 29, 2008 14:29:06 GMT -5
*She shrugged.*
"Either one. I'm just saying... You don't have to be, you know, on the receiving end. If you don't want."
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A Room
Jan 29, 2008 14:34:46 GMT -5
Post by Emily on Jan 29, 2008 14:34:46 GMT -5
"Well that's what I've been used to, anyway. This whole outdoor plumbing thing could take a while to get used to."
*He gave his crotch an exploratory poke.*
"...it tingles."
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Jan 29, 2008 14:39:46 GMT -5
Post by Kris on Jan 29, 2008 14:39:46 GMT -5
*Kris nodded.*
"Well, I guess you're back at the beginning, then. Experimentation. Need help?"
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Jan 29, 2008 16:49:27 GMT -5
Post by Emily on Jan 29, 2008 16:49:27 GMT -5
*Emile's ears turned kind of red.*
"...was that...are...are you coming on to me?"
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Jan 29, 2008 16:53:55 GMT -5
Post by Kris on Jan 29, 2008 16:53:55 GMT -5
*Kris felt her face flush as she thought back over what she'd said. Damn. Yeah. That sounded bad.*
"Er... for science?" *she squeaked.* "I mean, no, stupid, bad idea. Bad robot!"
*She blinked.*
"Unless you want."
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