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A Room
Jan 29, 2008 16:56:32 GMT -5
Post by Emily on Jan 29, 2008 16:56:32 GMT -5
"...well...you're a robot...right?"
*His brow furrowed.*
"So it wouldn't be lesbianism so much as really high-tech masturbation."
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A Room
Jan 29, 2008 16:58:30 GMT -5
Post by Kris on Jan 29, 2008 16:58:30 GMT -5
"Well. And you're a guy," *she pointed out. She frowned.* "I'm not a toy, you know."
At least, I don't think so. Ohmygod, what if I am? Like Jude Law in A.I. No, wait, I'd have to be way hotter to be a sexbot.
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A Room
Jan 29, 2008 17:02:29 GMT -5
Post by Emily on Jan 29, 2008 17:02:29 GMT -5
"What can androids DO, anyways?" *asked Emile, sitting on the edge of his bed and scratching his chest. Hair. That was new. And itchy.*
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A Room
Jan 29, 2008 17:04:29 GMT -5
Post by Kris on Jan 29, 2008 17:04:29 GMT -5
"I can jump really high. And count things really fast. Oh, and multiple orgasms--but that might be a girl thing. I'm not sure. I don't know. I never got the instruction manual. Why, did you want me to try something?"
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A Room
Jan 29, 2008 17:12:45 GMT -5
Post by Emily on Jan 29, 2008 17:12:45 GMT -5
"I'm not sure. Your having multiple orgasms hardly benefits ME. Wouldn't it just be simpler and more organic if I just went and whacked off in the shower?"
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A Room
Jan 29, 2008 17:21:15 GMT -5
Post by Kris on Jan 29, 2008 17:21:15 GMT -5
"Oh! I thought you meant in general. What robots could do. But the shower is a classic, sure. I just thought I'd offer. You know, like friends do."
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A Room
Jan 29, 2008 17:24:20 GMT -5
Post by Emily on Jan 29, 2008 17:24:20 GMT -5
"Awww you're sweet." *Emile bounced to his feet and gave her a hug.* "...holy crap I'm taller than you, now!"
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A Room
Jan 29, 2008 18:02:19 GMT -5
Post by Kris on Jan 29, 2008 18:02:19 GMT -5
*Kris laughed and hugged her back.*
"So you're like almost everyone else, huh? You'd think whoever made me would have been more interesting."
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A Room
Jan 29, 2008 18:19:01 GMT -5
Post by Emily on Jan 29, 2008 18:19:01 GMT -5
*He ruffled her hair.*
"You're great the way you are."
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A Room
Jan 29, 2008 18:24:23 GMT -5
Post by Kris on Jan 29, 2008 18:24:23 GMT -5
*Kris raised her eyebrows.*
"Well. Thanks. I think. You're pretty cool too."
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A Room
Jan 29, 2008 18:34:15 GMT -5
Post by Emily on Jan 29, 2008 18:34:15 GMT -5
"I'm all hairy and I have that weird pongy smell all dudes have." *he said with a grimace.*
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A Room
Jan 29, 2008 18:38:23 GMT -5
Post by Kris on Jan 29, 2008 18:38:23 GMT -5
*She shrugged.*
"But you're still Emily, right? It's all good. I mean, you could have an operation, but I wouldn't go to any of the doctors around here."
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A Room
Jan 29, 2008 18:53:17 GMT -5
Post by Emily on Jan 29, 2008 18:53:17 GMT -5
"Ew. No. I just...I'll get used to this. And bathe three times a day, or something."
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A Room
Jan 29, 2008 19:03:36 GMT -5
Post by Kris on Jan 29, 2008 19:03:36 GMT -5
"Deodorant," *Kris said decisively.* "Manly deodorant."
*She seemed to bounce up on her toes.*
"But what's it like?" *she finally exploded.* "I mean, being a man? Is it different? Do you feel different? Is it weird to have something flopping when you run? I mean, other than boobs. Oh, how about not having boobs? No, wait, I know what that's like. You have to tell me how sex is different."
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A Room
Jan 29, 2008 19:29:23 GMT -5
Post by Emily on Jan 29, 2008 19:29:23 GMT -5
"...do I have to have sex? Like, with a real girl?" *he looked uncertain.*
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