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Post by Mercutio on Jan 28, 2009 17:51:59 GMT -5
Would You... [x] Push me into a wall and kiss me? - most probably! [x] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill? - do I not already? [] Slap Me? [] Have Hard Core Sex With Me? [x] Slap Me If I Asked You To? - mayhaps if you found yourself mooning over a maid. [] Lick/Suck My Neck? [] Let Me Lick/Suck Your Neck? [x] Watch A Movie With Me? [x] Take Me Out To Dinner? [] Take A Shower With Me? [x] Take Me Home For The Night? [x] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed? [x] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed (With You)? [x] Take Me Anywhere With You? [x] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions? [x] Lock Me In Your room And Take Advantage Of Me? [] Let me lock you in your room and Take Advantage of you? - note the unevenness! I'm unfair, oh, so unfair! A great pity there's not a dragging-off-to-alleyways option, is there? Besides, you must be forced, you're a damnable prude. [x] Make me breakfast? [x] Tickle Me? [x] Let Me Tickle You? [x] Stick Up For Me If Someone Was Being Mean to Me? [x] Instant Message Me? [x] Greet Me In Public? [x] Hang Out With Me? [x] Hold my waist from behind while we are out? [x] Bring Me Around Your Friends? Do You... [x] Miss Me? [x] Love Me? [] Think I'm Hot? [] Think I'm Cute? [] Think I'm Ok? [] Think I'm Ugly? [] Want To Kiss Me? [] Want To Cuddle With Me? [] Want To Date Me? [] Want To Love Me? Am I... [x] Sweet? [x] Funny? [x] Cool? [x] lovable? [x] Adorable? [x] Great To Be With? [x] Attractive? [] Mean? Have You Ever... [] Thought About Hooking Up With Me? [] Found Yourself Wanting To Kiss Me? [x] Wished I Were There? [] Had A Crush On Me? [] Wanted My Number? [] Had A Dream About Me? [] Been Distracted By Me? [] Thought About screwing Me? Are You... [x] Happy You Know Me? [x] Thinking About Me? [x] My Friend ....You don't want to cuddle with me? ;_;
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Post by Rosalind on Jan 28, 2009 17:58:00 GMT -5
Oh, my darling! Must have missed it!
Also the cute one. You're lovely. Especially in that one red shirt you wear. You know I'm so jealous. I'd never pull it off.
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Post by Valmont on Jan 28, 2009 17:58:34 GMT -5
... Who says we don't? I am genuinely befuddled.
Hmm. It could be arranged--there are some things two are better at than one.
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Post by Mercutio on Jan 28, 2009 18:16:51 GMT -5
Are you? Hmm, perhaps I was mistaken. The identical results on each of the memes you've filled out must have confused me for a minute.
Oh, yeah, I thought as much myself. There is this particular itch that is just so hard to scratch on one's ownsie.
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Post by Mercutio on Jan 28, 2009 18:18:44 GMT -5
Oh, my darling! Must have missed it! Also the cute one. You're lovely. Especially in that one red shirt you wear. You know I'm so jealous. I'd never pull it off. Mmm, I dunno. A tight shirt like that, I think you'd look rapturous. You will have to rise to the occasion sometime. Along with the raising of other things.
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Post by Tybalt on Jan 28, 2009 20:47:51 GMT -5
I cannot believe you've forced me to do this.
Would You... [X] Push me into a wall and kiss me? [] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill? [X] Slap Me? [X] Have Hard Core Sex With Me? [] Slap Me If I Asked You To? [X] Lick/Suck My Neck? [X] Let Me Lick/Suck Your Neck? [] Watch A Movie With Me? [] Take Me Out To Dinner? [] Take A Shower With Me? [X] Take Me Home For The Night? [] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed? [X] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed (With You)? [] Take Me Anywhere With You? [X] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions? [X] Lock Me In Your room And Take Advantage Of Me? [X] Let me lock you in your room and Take Advantage of you? [] Make me breakfast? [] Tickle Me? [] Let Me Tickle You? [] Stick Up For Me If Someone Was Being Mean to Me? [] Instant Message Me? [] Greet Me In Public? [] Hang Out With Me? [] Hold my waist from behind while we are out? [] Bring Me Around Your Friends?
Do You... [] Miss Me? [] Love Me? [] Think I'm Hot? [] Think I'm Cute? [] Think I'm Ok? [] Think I'm Ugly? [X] Want To Kiss Me? [] Want To Cuddle With Me? [] Want To Date Me? [] Want To Love Me?
Am I... [] Sweet? [] Funny? [] Cool? [] lovable? [] Adorable? [] Great To Be With? [] Attractive? [X] Mean?
Have You Ever... [X] Thought About Hooking Up With Me? [X] Found Yourself Wanting To Kiss Me? [] Wished I Were There? [] Had A Crush On Me? [] Wanted My Number? [] Had A Dream About Me? [X] Been Distracted By Me? [X] Thought About screwing Me?
Are You... [] Happy You Know Me? [X] Thinking About Me? [] My Friend
There, I filled out your damn survey, and I didn't lie either. Now you can stop pestering me about the thing.
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Post by Mercutio on Jan 29, 2009 7:42:52 GMT -5
Ohhhh, Tybalt, I am so overcome with pleasure I barely know where to start!
Hard core sex, hmmm? Is that what we've been having? You know, your answers sound remarkably like M. Valmont's.
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Post by Rosalind on Jan 29, 2009 9:07:59 GMT -5
Rapturous, resolutely, but really none too boyish. I would attract all the wrong sorts of attention.
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Post by Mercutio on Jan 29, 2009 9:19:14 GMT -5
Don't you know your good friend Mercutio would protect you from any unwanted lavicious attentions?
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Post by Rosalind on Jan 29, 2009 9:25:43 GMT -5
My good friend Mercutio needs to teach me to raise a blade, at least in substitution for raising anything else, now, doesn't he?
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Post by Mercutio on Jan 29, 2009 9:31:08 GMT -5
I suppose that could be arranged.
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Post by Valmont on Jan 29, 2009 22:19:32 GMT -5
Are you? Hmm, perhaps I was mistaken. The identical results on each of the memes you've filled out must have confused me for a minute. Oh, yeah, I thought as much myself. There is this particular itch that is just so hard to scratch on one's ownsie. They are not entirely identical; and the fact that my answers to such a limited, focused survey as that are similar should in no way count against me. Is it my fault that it concerns exactly that arena where my reactions are, for the most part, of a piece? On that note, Mercutio, there seem to be several good citizens here I have not yet been introduced to. You should see to it.
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Post by Mercutio on Jan 29, 2009 22:31:09 GMT -5
Use all the pretty, diplomatic words you like. They only work if they're used in person; otherwise, the tone is not convincing enough.
Mmmm? On here? Such as...?
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Post by Valmont on Feb 3, 2009 12:16:59 GMT -5
Indeed? Then how am I to speak in this forum? And if there is no remedy, then we will have to meet in person. I present no barrier.
Such as the fetching redhead--the other one--and the dark, rather broody fellow.
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Post by Mercutio on Feb 3, 2009 14:20:13 GMT -5
Well, that sounds agreeable.
Ha, ahahaha, hahahaha- M. Valmont, I beg you to please use your considerable charms upon that poor stony-faced pussy cat, that he may learn to appreciate the good things in life and also maybe that repression is very harmful to one's health. His name is Tybalt. He may seem a bit snarly on the outside- but do not be discouraged! Persevere. I've never met a better swordsman.
Oh, I can't possibly tell you the name of the other. Not only is the silly little lark underage, but yours would be weighty competition.
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