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Post by merc on Apr 26, 2007 18:15:24 GMT -5
Hi, everybody. Not much going on, except that I'm feeling pretty stupid about my whole death speech, seeing that I'm still around.
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Post by Mercutio on Jan 8, 2009 8:50:02 GMT -5
Ohhhh?
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Post by Rosalind on Jan 8, 2009 15:02:30 GMT -5
HEY! Mercutiooooo!
I friended this person such an age ago, I can't even remember when, I thought it was you, you know, except that, well, he never responded to anything. I thought, Hm, that's peculiar, doesn't Mercutio respond to everything that makes words back?
But it wasn't you and that explains it! How are you?
*hugshugshugs!*
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Post by Mercutio on Jan 8, 2009 15:19:22 GMT -5
Well, I must admit my own surprise. Think of it, my making a myspace and not inviting myself to the party. What a cad I am. (But if it was not mine to begin with, I am stealing it.)
How am I? Well, the best part is that I'm not dead! How are you?
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Post by Rosalind on Jan 8, 2009 16:25:32 GMT -5
I am thinking of it, very dutifully. And I have come to the only logical conclusion. Dearheart, you wanted to crash the party! I see that you have. If I did not already know your thievish, knavish nature, I suspect I would faint.
Likewise breathing! It is one of the chief benefits of wearing trousers rather than a corset. I don't suppose you'd know it. Or would you? If you ever take it into your mind to learn it, I would, I confess, love to take such a fine lady out to dinner.
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Post by Mercutio on Jan 8, 2009 16:37:08 GMT -5
You'd be surprised. My very favorite game is to crash a party and cozy up to some big coarse dullard; they take the longest time to figure out what's under my skirts, and they throw the most delightful fight when they do. It's damned hard to fight in a corset, though; I'm really more of a free-spirit.
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Post by Rosalind on Jan 8, 2009 20:36:06 GMT -5
I am enamored of the mere thought, most likely to be mired in thinking further of your playing a game like to that with me! Many, too many a maid has brought her fan full hard upon my cheek for the same. Good Mercutio, you would not care, would you, to be flirted with by such a lad as I? Or perhaps would care indeed, and care well. I would try it some day with you. If ever your ears are met by news of a party at which such could be attempted, pass it to mine! We could crash it together, one lass, and one lord, and who would know the better of it? ^__^
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Post by Mercutio on Jan 9, 2009 22:08:28 GMT -5
Oh, not at all! It'd be a positive honor to be dallied with by the likes of you; do be careful, though, not to break my tender little heart.
Rosalind, oh tricksy and terrible Rosalind, why were you not born in Verona?
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Post by Rosalind on Jan 10, 2009 16:43:17 GMT -5
Your tender little heart? Why, if you'd give it to me, I would try to shatter it, but you are often quite hard-hearted and I wish myself luck with that. What about my little heart, when my lassie leaves me for a big coarse dullard and, uncorseted if not-strapping man I am, I must rescue her? I wish I could say you are not worth the trouble, but, coz, you are worth it, which is fortunate for you because you are such a lot of trouble.
Oh, Mercutio, oh, my tender one, it's a good question. Why wasn't I? We would have been such wonderful boyhood friends. But I believe I have invented all of my claim to boyhood, and had we truly grown up together, doubtless you would love me less than you do.
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Post by Mercutio on Jan 10, 2009 23:57:55 GMT -5
You, against a big coarse man? Oh, you could handle it.
It pains me to admit it, but doubtless I would. My friendship with good Romeo and Benvolio was all-devouring and I don't think I did much besides jest and joust with them as a child. Have I talked much about them to you, sweet Rosalind? Benvolio is still as dear to me as my left ventricle; Romeo, however, has betrayed us all and married.
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Post by Rosalind on Jan 11, 2009 19:42:18 GMT -5
Perhaps I could handle it, indeed, but I might end up handled in the process, and just because you like to cozy up to big coarse dullards does not make it the dream of every lady!
No, coz, I think you haven't. Someday I might travel to Verona with you, and maybe meet them. Romeo sounds lovely - and it gives me hope that if one of your unwashed number could manage to reach ripe maturity and marry, perhaps you, too, will reach such heights. Undoubtedly not
Have I ever told you, Mercutio, that I once nearly married? 'Pon my honor, it's the whole truth of it. Unlike your Romeo, I have seemingly regressed, abandoning refinement for rakishness, and joining your ranks.
Although I wash!
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Post by Mercutio on Jan 28, 2009 17:17:56 GMT -5
"RULES: Fill out in a comment first so I know your answers, then, if you say yes to "Repost this for me to answer your questions?" repost!"
Would You... [] Push me into a wall and kiss me? [] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill? [] Slap Me? [] Have Hard Core Sex With Me? [] Slap Me If I Asked You To? [] Lick/Suck My Neck? [] Let Me Lick/Suck Your Neck? [] Watch A Movie With Me? [] Take Me Out To Dinner? [] Take A Shower With Me? [] Take Me Home For The Night? [] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed? [] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed (With You)? [] Take Me Anywhere With You? [] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions? [] Lock Me In Your room And Take Advantage Of Me? [] Let me lock you in your room and Take Advantage of you? [] Make me breakfast? [] Tickle Me? [] Let Me Tickle You? [] Stick Up For Me If Someone Was Being Mean to Me? [] Instant Message Me? [] Greet Me In Public? [] Hang Out With Me? [] Hold my waist from behind while we are out? [] Bring Me Around Your Friends?
Do You... [] Miss Me? [] Love Me? [] Think I'm Hot? [] Think I'm Cute? [] Think I'm Ok? [] Think I'm Ugly? [] Want To Kiss Me? [] Want To Cuddle With Me? [] Want To Date Me? [] Want To Love Me?
Am I... [] Sweet? [] Funny? [] Cool? [] lovable? [] Adorable? [] Great To Be With? [] Attractive? [] Mean?
Have You Ever... [] Thought About Hooking Up With Me? [] Found Yourself Wanting To Kiss Me? [] Wished I Were There? [] Had A Crush On Me? [] Wanted My Number? [] Had A Dream About Me? [] Been Distracted By Me? [] Thought About screwing Me?
Are You... [] Happy You Know Me? [] Thinking About Me? [] My Friend
*cackles*
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Post by Valmont on Jan 28, 2009 17:32:02 GMT -5
Would You... [x] Push me into a wall and kiss me? [] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill? (having finally learned what "chill" means... no.) [x] Slap Me? (No doubt.) [x] Have Hard Core Sex With Me? [x] Slap Me If I Asked You To? [x] Lick/Suck My Neck? [x] Let Me Lick/Suck Your Neck? [] Watch A Movie With Me? [] Take Me Out To Dinner? [x] Take A Shower With Me? [x] Take Me Home For The Night? [] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed? [] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed (With You)? [] Take Me Anywhere With You? [x] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions? [x] Lock Me In Your room And Take Advantage Of Me? [] Let me lock you in your room and Take Advantage of you? [] Make me breakfast? [] Tickle Me? [] Let Me Tickle You? [] Stick Up For Me If Someone Was Being Mean to Me? [x] Instant Message Me? [] Greet Me In Public? [] Hang Out With Me? [] Hold my waist from behind while we are out? [] Bring Me Around Your Friends?
Do You... [] Miss Me? [] Love Me? [] Think I'm Hot? [] Think I'm Cute? [] Think I'm Ok? [] Think I'm Ugly? [x] Want To Kiss Me? [] Want To Cuddle With Me? [] Want To Date Me? [] Want To Love Me?
Am I... [] Sweet? [] Funny? [] Cool? [] lovable? [] Adorable? [] Great To Be With? [x] Attractive? [] Mean?
Have You Ever... [x] Thought About Hooking Up With Me? [x] Found Yourself Wanting To Kiss Me? [] Wished I Were There? [] Had A Crush On Me? [] Wanted My Number? [] Had A Dream About Me? [] Been Distracted By Me? [x] Thought About screwing Me?
Are You... [] Happy You Know Me? [] Thinking About Me? [] My Friend
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Post by Rosalind on Jan 28, 2009 17:43:08 GMT -5
Would You... [x] Push me into a wall and kiss me? - most probably! [x] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill? - do I not already? [] Slap Me? [] Have Hard Core Sex With Me? [x] Slap Me If I Asked You To? - mayhaps if you found yourself mooning over a maid. [] Lick/Suck My Neck? [] Let Me Lick/Suck Your Neck? [x] Watch A Movie With Me? [x] Take Me Out To Dinner? [] Take A Shower With Me? [x] Take Me Home For The Night? [x] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed? [x] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed (With You)? [x] Take Me Anywhere With You? [x] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions? [x] Lock Me In Your room And Take Advantage Of Me? [] Let me lock you in your room and Take Advantage of you? - note the unevenness! I'm unfair, oh, so unfair! A great pity there's not a dragging-off-to-alleyways option, is there? Besides, you must be forced, you're a damnable prude. [x] Make me breakfast? [x] Tickle Me? [x] Let Me Tickle You? [x] Stick Up For Me If Someone Was Being Mean to Me? [x] Instant Message Me? [x] Greet Me In Public? [x] Hang Out With Me? [x] Hold my waist from behind while we are out? [x] Bring Me Around Your Friends?
Do You... [x] Miss Me? [x] Love Me? [] Think I'm Hot? [] Think I'm Cute? [] Think I'm Ok? [] Think I'm Ugly? [] Want To Kiss Me? [] Want To Cuddle With Me? [] Want To Date Me? [] Want To Love Me?
Am I... [x] Sweet? [x] Funny? [x] Cool? [x] lovable? [x] Adorable? [x] Great To Be With? [x] Attractive? [] Mean?
Have You Ever... [] Thought About Hooking Up With Me? [] Found Yourself Wanting To Kiss Me? [x] Wished I Were There? [] Had A Crush On Me? [] Wanted My Number? [] Had A Dream About Me? [] Been Distracted By Me? [] Thought About screwing Me?
Are You... [x] Happy You Know Me? [x] Thinking About Me? [x] My Friend
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Post by Mercutio on Jan 28, 2009 17:49:12 GMT -5
Would You... [x] Push me into a wall and kiss me? [] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill? (having finally learned what "chill" means... no.) [x] Slap Me? (No doubt.) [x] Have Hard Core Sex With Me? [x] Slap Me If I Asked You To? [x] Lick/Suck My Neck? [x] Let Me Lick/Suck Your Neck? [] Watch A Movie With Me? [] Take Me Out To Dinner? [x] Take A Shower With Me? [x] Take Me Home For The Night? [] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed? [] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed (With You)? [] Take Me Anywhere With You? [x] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions? [x] Lock Me In Your room And Take Advantage Of Me? [] Let me lock you in your room and Take Advantage of you? [] Make me breakfast? [] Tickle Me? [] Let Me Tickle You? [] Stick Up For Me If Someone Was Being Mean to Me? [x] Instant Message Me? [] Greet Me In Public? [] Hang Out With Me? [] Hold my waist from behind while we are out? [] Bring Me Around Your Friends? Do You... [] Miss Me? [] Love Me? [] Think I'm Hot? [] Think I'm Cute? [] Think I'm Ok? [] Think I'm Ugly? [x] Want To Kiss Me? [] Want To Cuddle With Me? [] Want To Date Me? [] Want To Love Me? Am I... [] Sweet? [] Funny? [] Cool? [] lovable? [] Adorable? [] Great To Be With? [x] Attractive? [] Mean? Have You Ever... [x] Thought About Hooking Up With Me? [x] Found Yourself Wanting To Kiss Me? [] Wished I Were There? [] Had A Crush On Me? [] Wanted My Number? [] Had A Dream About Me? [] Been Distracted By Me? [x] Thought About screwing Me? Are You... [] Happy You Know Me? [] Thinking About Me? [] My Friend Sir, I am just distraught. I thought we had something special. You let me borrow your wig. But you know...we seem to have such similar interests. Perhaps we should take the opportunity to engage in them together?
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