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Post by Severus Snape on May 22, 2007 16:51:52 GMT -5
Dear Diary,
That damn Potter got all upitty again, I swear I'm ten seconds from IMPERIO! and having him walk off a cliff!
But I'm sure those stupid old friends of his will find someway to go back in time and stop me from doing it.
Because they're stupid.
I'm off to make fun of Granger again.
-Snape
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Post by Severus Snape on May 22, 2007 22:01:14 GMT -5
Dear Diary,
THATS SO IT!
I'm done with this stupid school, they gave the Defense against the Darks arts job to another "obviously a bad guy, and obviously less talented then me" person!
What the hell? I mean next, it's gonna be Potter himself running the class.
Oh and Malfoys bugging me again, the kid thinks he's my favorite or something. Little does he know, I totally hate blonds.
-Snape.
P.S. I think I caught McGonagall staring at my butt again, it was gross, she's like a million years old.
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Post by Severus Snape on May 23, 2007 16:43:42 GMT -5
Dear Diary,
Omg I'm so drunk!
Ahahaha.
I'm totally gonna go mack on some slytherin girl, it's should be easy, I'll just offer her a passing grade.
Or not, ahaha.
-Spaapesesss..
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Post by Severus Snape on May 27, 2007 23:18:12 GMT -5
Dear Diary,
I haven't been here in a while.
Ok so I'm so getting flirted on by this hot dead chic, and I invited her back, but I don't know. I never actually... you know.... done it.
I dunno I hope all goes well.
But she's such a brat!
-Snape
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Post by Severus Snape on Jun 19, 2007 18:39:23 GMT -5
Dear Diary,
I met Erik today.
He wasn't as scary as everyone said he was, in fact he was a little sad. I gave him Cristine and he gave me my office, what a sweetie eh?
Haha. Anyway looking foreward to the next person to wander in to my office.
Hopefully they're cute.
-Severus
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Post by Severus Snape on Jun 21, 2007 16:49:49 GMT -5
Diary,
I am in a rut.
Sucks.
-Severus
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Post by You-Know-Who on Jun 25, 2007 11:30:11 GMT -5
Well, well, well. Professor Severus Snape.
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Post by Severus Snape on Jun 25, 2007 16:04:57 GMT -5
Master Voldemort!
How the hell did you get in my diary?
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Post by You-Know-Who on Jun 26, 2007 2:15:55 GMT -5
NEVER USE MY NAME IN WRITING, FOOL!
What if your pathetic diary were to be found by some Mudblood or Muggle-lover?
And I got into your diary by being the most powerful wizard of all time, that's how.
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Post by Severus Snape on Jun 26, 2007 13:28:55 GMT -5
That'd be impossible, I write in tongues, they'd never be able to decipher it.
Oh most powerful wizard of all time eh? That's why you're hiding in diarys and on the back of peoples heads.
I didn't mean that! I'm having a rough day!
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Post by Severus Snape on Jul 22, 2007 1:13:43 GMT -5
SHE F@#$ING OWNS ME!?
Why did I sign it? Why did I offer it? What was I thinking? Did I feel guilty!
SHE BROUGHT UP LILY!!!!!!
I hate that brat, I have a feeling her and that prat Ms. Brooks, my stupid maid, are cooking up some scheme to get at me. I haven't been here that long, and I've allready sold my soul to a maid!
I wanna go home.
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Post by Severus Snape on Jul 23, 2007 14:35:20 GMT -5
Do you see that?
Amanda Marie!
My new name is Severus "AMANDA MARIE" Snape.
I'll kill her.
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Post by Severus Snape on Jul 25, 2007 15:01:56 GMT -5
Dear Diary, Ugh. MAGDA. Why does she have to look so much like Lily? Haven't I suffered enough? Why can't I stop thinking about her? Her and her breasts and her mouth and her haaaaair... Damn, damn, double damn. I hope Erik's brat never sees this drawing or she'll REALLY be a terror. -Snape
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Post by Satan on Jul 25, 2007 15:10:33 GMT -5
((Aren't I worthy of a mention?))
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Post by Magda on Jul 25, 2007 15:14:30 GMT -5
((I think Magda strikes a chord with him because she looks so much like Lily.))
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