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Post by Severus Snape on Jul 25, 2007 18:46:53 GMT -5
Diary,
I almost forgot to mention, I had sex with satan.
Yes Satan.
Why?
Because I can. It was the most fun I've had in my office since I got here.
-Snapesis
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Post by Severus Snape on Jul 27, 2007 2:39:56 GMT -5
Diary,
Sometimes I think maybe I should go back to England, but then again, in England I would not get as much action as I do here in Paris. I swear the women out here will open they're legs at the slightest hint of attraction! You give em a wink and BAM off with the clothes.
I don't know about this place, a couple years ago, I would have been disgusted, but now as I'm getting older. I don't know I might like it.
Oh and about Magda...
I'm trying desperately not to look at her and think Lily, but that flowing red hair does nothing to stop it. She's a VAMPIRE, I should not mess around with, VAMPIRES, but I can't stop myself.
-Snape
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Post by Severus Snape on Jul 27, 2007 13:25:29 GMT -5
Diary,
SHE LET ME UNBRAID HER HAIR.
-Snape
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Post by Severus Snape on Aug 6, 2007 20:49:14 GMT -5
Diary,
It's been a long couple weeks. My brain is storming with a million different thoughts, of which I'd rather not be thinking.
I love her.
I know it.
It would have never happened if she didn't have that red hair, that vibrant, red, hair. If my heart had never have belonged to Lily I would have never fallen in love with Magda. She is not Lily, she does not have her heart, but I find now, it's not the Lily in her that I love, it's the Magda.
I'm confused Diary.
I need a drink.
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Post by Severus Snape on Aug 8, 2007 19:16:36 GMT -5
Diary,
She loves me.
She does, she really does, I made her realize it.
I never made Lilly realize it and we saw what happened there! I'm on cloud nine right now, I could fly in to heaven and never come down.
What does it matter if she's a vampire?
If anyone has anything to say about it, they can talk to me.
And my wand.
-Snape
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Post by Severus Snape on Aug 11, 2007 18:19:44 GMT -5
Diary,
I think something is stalking me.
Some type of animal, cats or rats or, maybe little men.
But they're planning revenge.
I think.
God I need a vacation.
-Snape
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Post by Severus Snape on Oct 12, 2007 16:07:30 GMT -5
Dear Diary.
Let's begin by saying, I am getting more sex than I have ever dreamed of from Magda. Now I'm not saying that's a bad thing, nor am I saying it's a good thing, I just thought that i should write it down if this relationship ever does fail.
Let's see, oh Magda brought home a boy, who seems to have been raped, but of course he's too scared and weak to talk. I should slap some sense in to him, but if I get within five feet of him, Magda would probably rip my neck out.
Seriously.
Oh and she's making me sleep on the couch.
I found Dracula almost passed out in the street, gave him some of my blood, it's been a while, not a nice way to meet again eh? Oh and that's another thing I should probably keep secret from her, she's not a Drac fan if you know what I mean.
Also, I think if I try really hard, I can get a satellite in to orbit to bring me television from the future.
-Snapesis
P.S. I've been thinking about Lily a bit too much lately, luckily Magda hasn't been around, or she'd probably kill me... or ask me questions... which would kill me.
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Post by Severus Snape on Dec 11, 2007 20:18:09 GMT -5
Diary,
Well s***.
Magda has been a busy bee lately, taking over the Kit Kat Klub, where that man-boy Toby was raped by the master of ceremonies. She's basically adopted Toby and wants a child of her own, although she can't have them, female vampires are sterile you see.
I've done nothing but try to kill her new best friend (a demon named Crowley), drink and watch television. I washed my hair with this soap Crowley gave me and now I'm good looking, very... good looking.
I don't like it, it's unnatural, I'm going to stop using it and just go back to what it was before, I mean it's not me, it's... weird. I look like Adrien Brody!
I haven't seen my sisters in a while, the last I heard Jess was off with Batman (piece of god d***) and Jenn was hanging out in her shop and fixing her house (same place). I haven't seen Megan in a long time, I really wonder how she's doing.
Although I don't know why.
I guess I've just found myself in a funk and with Magda out all the time, it's not like I have anyone to talk to except Sunflower; and she hides away most of the time.
-Snapesis
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Post by Severus Snape on Dec 12, 2007 13:23:49 GMT -5
Dear Diary,
I've decided to grow a mustache.
That's right you've heard me, it came to me in a dream.
I saw myself in chaps and a cowboy hat, I immediately thought it was some strange outfit that Magda had put me in for some role playing (something she knows I hate) so I thought it was a nightmare.
Then I saw myself pull out two pistols and shoot some guy off a roof and another guy in to a barrel of water.
I hadn't seen my face yet, but the sun was shining and you can't mistake my skin.
Then I saw it.
The most glorious mustache ever and I knew it was destiny.
I know strange for me to say, I've never been able to grow one, but I thought, maybe just maybe this time, I will. Seeing as though, nothing I do magically seems to get it to work.
-Snape
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Post by Severus Snape on Jan 17, 2008 21:40:43 GMT -5
Diary,
I don't wanna talk about it.
-Severus
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Post by Severus Snape on Nov 6, 2008 1:17:35 GMT -5
Soooo....
I'm in London.
With Lilly.
I'm in trouble, I think, yes. A lot of trouble.
Oh yes and my sister is a super villian who's apparently trying to kill me.
Yeaaa...
I also have this bad feeling that I'm going to end up with a messed up leg and married. Don't know why though.
Hrm.
-Snape
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