Les Grossman
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Post by Les Grossman on Jan 6, 2010 4:32:30 GMT -5
"What's even more amazing," Les continued ignoring whether or not Kirk had actually responded, "is the total lack of brains these shit-monkeys have. I felt like I was talking to myself half the time, which I probably was cause most of em couldn't even find the right end of the phone to talk into. Which is why I'm currently in a limo in fucking France, on my way to deal with things properly and make sure the people who need to get smacked around, get smacked around good and properly. You can't be cheap when it comes to people fearing the ground you walk on."
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Post by Kirk Lazarus on Jan 6, 2010 4:42:16 GMT -5
"Well seeing as you said he was the only director in the area, I imagine that anyone involved in making motion pictures around here, might only have the most basic of ideas of what goes in to a real Hollywood production. Not that I'm defending them."
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Post by Les Grossman on Jan 6, 2010 4:54:35 GMT -5
"I kinda figured that myself, actually," Les drained his diet coke, "That's why I hired some asshole to hire a whole crew of assholes who are now on call and will fly here as soon as production starts."
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Post by Kirk Lazarus on Jan 6, 2010 5:01:19 GMT -5
"That's why you're the highest paid producer in movies" Kirk replied, half pretending to care, the other half, really not caring.
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Post by Les Grossman on Jan 6, 2010 5:11:14 GMT -5
"Damn straight. That, and I have you. You may be an arrogant dick, but your an arrogant dick who people want to see in good movies. People also want to see Adrien Veidt," Les leaned foreward and pointed an imposing producer finger at Kirk, "THAT is why you are playing him. I want you to be on this directors ASS. This movie WILL be a hit, or else people will fry."
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Post by Kirk Lazarus on Jan 6, 2010 5:18:08 GMT -5
"I'd rather not be on his ass, but I'll make sure he doesn't do anything that would jeopardize the script" he decided to ignore the arrogant dick comment, being as though Les was most likely telling the truth. "The people love Adrian Veidt, he's a humanitarian, he's a billionaire, he's a superhero and he's got that swoosh in his hair that makes most of-" he stopped himself, he was sure that Adrian would not have started talking about hair.
"He's the perfect human being, tragic childhood, going out on his own to become one of the most powerful people in the world."
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Post by Les Grossman on Jan 6, 2010 5:33:32 GMT -5
"Yeah he's the fucking messiah. So that means youre gonna have to be the fucking messiah too. You're planning on tailing this guy for a while right?"
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Post by Kirk Lazarus on Jan 6, 2010 5:36:10 GMT -5
"I'll be at his office every day" Kirk said flatly "and when he's not at his office, I'll be showing up at all of the parties he'll be attending. All of the restaurants he'll be eating at, all of the, well you get the picture. He won't be able to sneeze without me underneath him looking at the way his hand moves to cover his nose."
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Post by Les Grossman on Jan 6, 2010 5:40:30 GMT -5
"As long as we don't get into any messy lawsuits you can sneak into his bedroom at night to see if he snores or not."
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Post by Kirk Lazarus on Jan 6, 2010 5:42:31 GMT -5
"I doubt he snores" Kirk lifted his cigarette to his mouth and placed it between his lips before replying "the mans the pinnacle of perfection. According to men's health magazine, he hasn't had more than a tiny head cold in twenty years."
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Post by Les Grossman on Jan 6, 2010 5:49:56 GMT -5
"Then it might be the terrible dark blot on his health records that he keeps from the world. I dont fucking care! Knowing the guy inside and out is your job."
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Post by Kirk Lazarus on Jan 6, 2010 5:54:35 GMT -5
"I know what my job is Les, just remember to keep us happy and you'll keep me" Kirk replied almost angrily, before calming down with a wave of his hand and a flip of his leg over the other. "And speaking of the bedroom, I have a feeling that Mr. Veidt might be hiding something... like his sexuality. Rumors over the years have pointed to something other than what the tabloids say, now I'm not saying we should put it in to the script, no, I'm just saying I hope there's room for improvisation here."
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Post by Les Grossman on Jan 6, 2010 6:02:15 GMT -5
"Probably," Les said sitting back in his comfortable limo seat, satisfied, "The short conversation I had with the directer gave me the impression he was an idiot, and from what I've seen of Veidt he takes way too much care of his hair. If you think Veidt could be a secret rainbow humper and want to work it into something somehow thats up to you."
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Post by Kirk Lazarus on Jan 6, 2010 6:12:39 GMT -5
"Casual movie goers won't see it" Kirk almost smiled "but the academy will and I promise you, this movie will not be a flop, with you, me, and the admirable Mr. Veidt, I do believe this will be your most promising picture yet."
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Post by Les Grossman on Jan 6, 2010 6:22:04 GMT -5
Les actually smiled, "That's what I like to here. That, 'Here's your diet coke Mr. Grossman', and 'Your lavishly over-decorated G5 is ready.' And I expect you to hold that promise Mr. Lazarus."
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