Les Grossman
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Sept 14, 2009 1:38:48 GMT -5
Post by Les Grossman on Sept 14, 2009 1:38:48 GMT -5
"Diet coke!"
Les Grossman was currently sitting very comfortably in a very expensive chair on a very expensive G5 airplane, in a very expensive cabin where he was the only occupant that mattered besides some stewardesses and a single male lackey who better be handing him a diet coke really soon. And I mean... REALLY soon.
He didn't put on a seat belt as the plane was landing, he just drained that can and tossed it onto the ground knowing that someone will pick it up. In fact he didn't do anything until the plane was landing and he had to stand so he could leave his very expensive chair/cabin/G5 so he could make more money so he could buy another G5 and send the rest to charity. The press digged things like donations to charity.
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Kirk Lazarus
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Sept 14, 2009 1:49:57 GMT -5
Post by Kirk Lazarus on Sept 14, 2009 1:49:57 GMT -5
Kirk stood signing autographs and smoking a cigarette, awaiting Les's arrival.
He wasn't really signing them however, it was more of a scribble, and a flick of his hand for the next person.
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Les Grossman
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Sept 14, 2009 2:08:37 GMT -5
Post by Les Grossman on Sept 14, 2009 2:08:37 GMT -5
Les got out of the plane and spotted Kirk immediately. You could usually tell by the gang of hormonally driven girls just waiting to rip their tops off and smother Kirk in just-barely-pubescent boobies that usually surrounded him.
"Hey!" He yelled as he walked importantly up behind Kirk, "Someone get us the f*** out of here and to our damn limo, we have money to make."
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Sept 14, 2009 2:11:03 GMT -5
Post by Kirk Lazarus on Sept 14, 2009 2:11:03 GMT -5
Kirk waved his hand and the girls seemed to split in to two, like he was Moses or something. He at least like to think he was, or at least would play him in the ten commandments remake coming up soon.
"Good to see you Les."
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Les Grossman
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Sept 14, 2009 2:26:44 GMT -5
Post by Les Grossman on Sept 14, 2009 2:26:44 GMT -5
"Isn't it always?" Les said casually. He actually honestly liked Kirk. He made him a shitload of money.
"So, to business. Has anyone told you anything about the upcoming role your going to be playing or do I have to go and fucking kill my receptionist." He just got a new one this week, and didn't like her much. She didn't like his music.
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Sept 14, 2009 2:34:23 GMT -5
Post by Kirk Lazarus on Sept 14, 2009 2:34:23 GMT -5
"Adrian Veidt" he smiled, he'd been studying videos of him since he heard about the role, and truly believed that he had gotten the smile down. He also spent three months in Germany learning German, just to suppress it. He was now speaking with an slight German accent. "I've been studying all ready, he's quite interesting."
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Les Grossman
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Sept 14, 2009 2:44:49 GMT -5
Post by Les Grossman on Sept 14, 2009 2:44:49 GMT -5
Les paused for a moment, just for dramatic effect, "That's fucking creepy, but I've spoken to the guy so that's pretty fucking perfect." Just then Les realized that he had made a gross oversight. "DIET COKE!" He reached his hand up just behind his head and a diet coke practically materialized out of nowhere (namely, his servant boy assistant's hand).
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Kirk Lazarus
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Sept 14, 2009 2:50:55 GMT -5
Post by Kirk Lazarus on Sept 14, 2009 2:50:55 GMT -5
"Thank you" he replied lifting a cigarette to his lips, it was his vice, and until he was fully versed in Vedit's character, he wasn't about to stop smoking yet. Even in an airport where there was no smoking signs posted everywhere. "He's an interesting character, the smartest man in the world, I'm afraid however that he's quite a bit taller than I am, you will of course cast people around this fact correct?"
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Les Grossman
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Sept 14, 2009 2:58:05 GMT -5
Post by Les Grossman on Sept 14, 2009 2:58:05 GMT -5
"Either that or we'll put you in tall shoes. Or use one of those damn primitive torture machines to stretch you out, but I'm pretty sure you shrink back to your normal size after a while so we'd have to do it every week or so." Les took a long drink out of his coke before continuing, "But we'll hold of torture as a last resort if we cant find enough fucking shrimps to be your fellow cast members."
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Sept 14, 2009 3:01:46 GMT -5
Post by Diana on Sept 14, 2009 3:01:46 GMT -5
((http://www.filmofilia.com/wp-content/uploads/rg012009/2009-04-07-562830/iron_man_2-3.jpg
STRIPPER HEELS!))
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Sept 14, 2009 3:11:21 GMT -5
Post by Kirk Lazarus on Sept 14, 2009 3:11:21 GMT -5
((HAHA))
Krik knew what Les meant, he also knew that he was expendable to the producer. Of course made the man a shit load of money, so that put him a spot above most people. "The shoes sound find Les" Kirk blew out a couple smoke rings.
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Les Grossman
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Sept 14, 2009 3:32:28 GMT -5
Post by Les Grossman on Sept 14, 2009 3:32:28 GMT -5
"Still hiring shorter people will be less expensive." They were in the limo now on their way to who-besides-the-driver-hopefully knows where. He tossed the empty can on the ground and opened up the cooler next to the seats. He pulled out another diet coke for himself and motioned for Kirk to grab one.
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Sept 15, 2009 1:58:43 GMT -5
Post by Kirk Lazarus on Sept 15, 2009 1:58:43 GMT -5
Kirk grabbed one but didn't open it, deciding instead to light another cigarette. "I might have a pair someplace in one of my houses, I'll send a message to my people to look for them. But truly I can't remember. If you still want to hire shorter people that is up to you."
He leaned back and closed his eyes "Who's the director by the way?"
((It's going to be Ed Wood, if I didn't all ready tell you. I doubt Les would know much about him.))
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Les Grossman
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Post by Les Grossman on Nov 5, 2009 3:13:21 GMT -5
"Some dumb fuck named Ed Wood. Never heard of him, don't really care, but he's literally the only directer we could fucking find in this whole damn place."
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Post by Kirk Lazarus on Nov 5, 2009 3:15:55 GMT -5
Kirk nodded, he'd heard of Ed Wood, but wouldn't say anything, if Les didn't care Kirk didn't care. He was mostly sure he'd be able to manipulate the director in to doing whatever he wanted. It was what Kirk did, especially if he was to be playing Adrian Veidt.
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