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Post by Lois Lane on Dec 29, 2008 17:14:08 GMT -5
"I think that'd be wise, good sir," *she said, sound vaguely Shakespearean.*
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Post by Bruce Wayne on Dec 29, 2008 21:14:30 GMT -5
Moving carefully, so that neither of them went tumbling to the floor (Bruce was starting to feel the effects of the booze), he helped her out through the door and into the hallway...then stopped, realizing he didn't know where she'd been headed.
"Which way?"
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Post by Lois Lane on Dec 29, 2008 21:24:45 GMT -5
*Lois stared at Bruce.*
"Uh... my room? Unless you've got other plans," *she joked.*
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Post by Bruce Wayne on Dec 30, 2008 11:06:24 GMT -5
He let out a chuckled that wasn't entirely sober.
"Right, right. My bad. So this way..."
Still moving slowly, he led the way.
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Post by Lois Lane on Dec 30, 2008 13:52:42 GMT -5
*Her steps were shaky but she managed to stay upright thanks to Bruce.*
"So... why bats? Why not a-- I dunno-- cheetah?" *she slurred.*
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Post by Bruce Wayne on Dec 30, 2008 14:02:48 GMT -5
"Bats terrify me." He said, with a sheepish grin. "Childhood trauma. So I use my own fears against my enemies."
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Post by Lois Lane on Dec 30, 2008 14:12:12 GMT -5
*Lois couldn't help but snort. She quickly followed it with a loud 'ahem', though.*
"I mean..." *she chuckled.* "For me, it was spiders. Hated spiders. The Colonel used to make fun of me all the time. I was such a badass growing up but every time I'd see a spider, I'd scream like a four year-old."
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Post by Bruce Wayne on Dec 30, 2008 14:56:13 GMT -5
"I see, Spider-woman." He said airily. "And you should use that against your enemies."
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Post by Lois Lane on Dec 30, 2008 15:03:06 GMT -5
"Heh, hardly. The only thing I know how to do is write. And write well, mind you," *she said proudly. No amount of booze could shrink her big head.* "Worked my ass off..."
*Lois sighed as she realized.*
"Not that any of that matters anymore. I guess I'm now officially useless."
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Post by Bruce Wayne on Dec 30, 2008 15:29:42 GMT -5
Bruce shook his head.
"Not useless. There's got to be a newspaper in Paris, right? A city this size probably has more than one...or..."
He pursed his lips thoughtfully.
"A contact for Batman!"
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Post by Lois Lane on Dec 30, 2008 15:42:18 GMT -5
"And be your tool? No thanks," *she scoffed. Despite her words, she didn't sound serious.*
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Post by Bruce Wayne on Dec 30, 2008 16:14:52 GMT -5
"Oh, nooooo." He slurred a little, certainly not entirely sober anymore.
"You could be...hmmm...Batgirl!"
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Post by Lois Lane on Dec 30, 2008 16:28:25 GMT -5
*Lois laughed, slapping him on the arm. It was quite a hilarious scene, both of them hobbling through a hallway, drunk.*
"Hell. No. You try to put me in a costume and I swear, you'll never be able to have children," *she threatened jokingly.*
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Post by Bruce Wayne on Dec 30, 2008 16:39:25 GMT -5
"Oh, come on! I'll have you know, that suit is actually quite comfy."
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Post by Lois Lane on Dec 30, 2008 17:25:50 GMT -5
*She looked at him skeptically.*
"Yeeeah, that's why Batman's pissy all the time."
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