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Post by casanova on Oct 9, 2006 18:29:37 GMT -5
...Because the old one is getting hella long and I'm bored.
Curses, where's Marianne when you need her? She and Mme. Giry have some issues to hash out! And Giry will apparently not stop until she's pushed Marianne to divorce her husband and get an abortion...
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Post by Arielle on Oct 9, 2006 18:30:59 GMT -5
I thought Marianne aborted the baby herself...
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Post by Vianne Giry on Oct 9, 2006 18:36:55 GMT -5
Coathanger style? Yowza. Hope she doesn't get some kind of infection and die in true Sue style. Except where that makes medical sense, so she won't die. If anyone does die, it's of the random lingering "coughing" disease someone mentioned the other day.
And watch out, Arielle--you're preggers too. Out of my corps de ballet with you!
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Post by Irene on Oct 9, 2006 18:40:18 GMT -5
Yeah, it was me who said that. RLCD (Random Lingering Coughing Disease) is a pet peeve of mine.
Just remembered something- according to legend, if a vampire looks at a pregnant woman, her child will be born a vampire. So we can either ignore the rule, or keep Arielle the hell away from Dracula, Aurel, Vincent, Lune, and Francis.
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Post by Vianne Giry on Oct 9, 2006 18:43:05 GMT -5
Heh.
Damn...listening to "The Rose." A Song for Sues if I ever heard one...
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Post by Nadir on Oct 9, 2006 20:05:32 GMT -5
Watching Narnia omg. I'd forgotten how much I want this soundtrack...
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Post by Alexander the Great on Oct 9, 2006 20:15:32 GMT -5
So THAT'S why you are distracted from the hottest man on man sex to ever hit the sueniverse. I feel the love, girl.
It's Narnia. You are forgiven.
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Post by Arielle on Oct 9, 2006 20:16:04 GMT -5
*runs for the hills away from Dracula, Aurel, Vincent, Lune, and Francis*
As much fun as a vampire baby could be, I think it would be fun for her to avoid all of them, especially since she is friends with Francis and Lune. And Vincent. Somebody should probably go warn her when she stops puking and yelling at Teddy...
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Post by Nadir on Oct 9, 2006 20:16:58 GMT -5
So THAT'S why you are distracted from the hottest man on man sex to ever hit the sueniverse. I feel the love, girl. It's Narnia. You are forgiven. It's because Mr. Tumnus is pretty darn hot, too. For a faun. And Peter omgdroolz.
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Post by Alexander the Great on Oct 9, 2006 20:19:20 GMT -5
OMG, you CHILD MOLESTOR! He's like, 16!
EWWW! *conviently ignores the fact that she was drooling the whole time over him too*
Replied!
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Post by Nadir on Oct 9, 2006 20:21:08 GMT -5
If subtext is anything to go on, Tumnus is a child-molester, too. The Lucy/Tumnus fics that have been spawned by this. Oy.
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Post by Alexander the Great on Oct 9, 2006 20:27:03 GMT -5
I KNOW! Those two had some disturbingly serious chemistry! I was all "Could you please not look at her so lustfully? Thank you. She's only like, 12."
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Post by Nadir on Oct 9, 2006 20:29:19 GMT -5
Plus the lack of normal human anatomy below the waist makes any kind of lust more than awkward.
"Oh Mr. Tumnus! I love you!" "Goat-body." "Make sweet love to me!" "Goat. Body." "I want--" "I HAVE THE ASS OF A GOAT!"
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Post by Irene on Oct 9, 2006 20:31:33 GMT -5
I only read the book (about a million times). There, the implied pedophilia is with Edmond and the White Witch. Think about it- a stranger offering you candy and inviting you back to their house, then suddenly turning nasty when there's no one to help you.
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Post by Alexander the Great on Oct 9, 2006 20:33:19 GMT -5
I'm coughing and howling and spitting on the computer here. I even had to explain it to my roommate, you are so funny!
OMG. You're right! It's SO, so WEIRD!
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