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Post by Will Turner on Aug 23, 2006 16:19:52 GMT -5
*Will enters sobbing and runs to the edge of the roof.*
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Post by Alex on Aug 23, 2006 16:23:28 GMT -5
((OMGAVATAR*SPORFLE*))
Wasn't I just here? Whatever. *Alex enters right behind Will but nearly barrels into her when she stops. The two totter on the edge of the roof for a moment, before Alex's basic instincts take over and she grabs at Will and pulls them both back to relative safety.*
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Post by Jack Sparrow on Aug 23, 2006 16:24:53 GMT -5
*runs onto the roof in the spastic manner which has endeared him to millions.* "STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY 'SHIP!" *he bellowed*
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Post by Will Turner on Aug 23, 2006 16:25:50 GMT -5
*Will screams.* NO! I DON'T WANT TO BE IN RELATIVE SAFETY!!.*She looks at Alex.* Ok so are you like.. gay.. because that is so weird.* She pushes her away from the roof and lunges forward again.*
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Post by Alex on Aug 23, 2006 16:27:32 GMT -5
*Alex reels off Will's shove and into Jack, whom she in turn attempts to toss towards Will.* YOU DESERVE EACH OTHER! YOU... YOU... HETEROSEXUALS!
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Post by Jack Sparrow on Aug 23, 2006 16:27:40 GMT -5
*grabs Will and pulls him back from the edge.* "Predictably, doing something stupid, as always, Mr. Turner."
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Post by Will Turner on Aug 23, 2006 16:29:54 GMT -5
ITS MISS TURNER. *Will screams* Oh let me go and plunge into the dark abyss of death!!!
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Post by Jack Sparrow on Aug 23, 2006 16:31:34 GMT -5
"YOU CAN'T DIE!" *roared Jack.*
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Post by Ed Wood on Aug 23, 2006 16:35:21 GMT -5
(("Why can't I quit you?"))
*Ed Wood, who had been dumped here by mysterious "Hollywood Magic," looks at the unfolding scene with tears streaming from his eyes.*
I couldn't have written it better myself, *he says, shaking his head.*
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Post by Will Turner on Aug 23, 2006 16:35:54 GMT -5
WHY? *Bellowed Will.*
((This is beautiful... we should post it on ffnet.. I can feel the drama...))
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Post by Jack Sparrow on Aug 23, 2006 16:37:36 GMT -5
"BECAUSE I LOVE YOU, YOU DAFT POUF!" *Jack caught Will masterfully in his arms and kissed him deeply.*
((And on that note, I hang up the "Do Not Disturb" sign on the door and leave.))
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Post by Cry Baby on Aug 23, 2006 16:41:39 GMT -5
((I'm weeping. And strangely excited...))
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Post by Will Turner on Aug 23, 2006 16:42:53 GMT -5
*Will returned the kiss forcefully and then pulled back.* I'M SO CONFUSED AND I'M A GIRL. HONESTLY!!
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Post by Alex on Aug 23, 2006 16:48:46 GMT -5
ME TOO!! *cries Alex, though no one is listening. Except Ed Wood, who is much more interested in the transvestite kiss. She throws herself down on the roof, in the spot where Selena had disappeared not an hour before, and sobs dramatically.*
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Post by Arielle on Aug 23, 2006 18:02:48 GMT -5
((Good gracious. I think that was the most shocking thing I've ever logged on to see. Ever.))
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