Jess got to the top of the stairs and suddenly through what she imagined were speakers in the museum came the beginning to what she knew to be the
phantom of the opera. But she didn't have time to think or even realize that it had been a club mix from the future as there was no time left, she turned suddenly to face the people down the stairs as her eyes went dark.
"
There is no Jess only Zuul" the henchclones surrounded her as the track got louder and suddenly she was wearing the
red death costume from the masquerade scene in phantom "
Mehhh!!! I'll get you He-Man!" As they hit the midpoint of the stairs they all stood in formation as the music went silent. Quietly through the speakers came a mash up of
Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes and Uptown Funk by Bruno Mars. The henchclones began to snap and start the song and were suddenly wearing bright pastel suits.
The Queen still wore her red death costume began to sing:
"This hit
That ice cold
Michelle Pfeiffer
That white gold
This one, for them hood girls
Them good girls
Straight masterpieces
Stylin', while in
Livin’ it up in the city
Got Chucks on with Saint Laurent
Got kiss myself I’m so pretty"
At this point she was shaking her ass and doing a couple disco moves that would have made John Travolta proud if he wasn't standing at the bottom of the stairs looking horrified.
"I’m too hot (hot damn)
Called a police and a fireman
I’m too hot (hot damn)
Make a dragon wanna retire man
I’m too hot (hot damn)
Say my name you know who I am
I’m too hot (hot damn)
Am I bad 'bout that money
Break it down"
The music was ominous, like a Disney villian's song, made all the more worse dressed the way she was.
"Girls hit your hallelujah (whuoo)
Girls hit your hallelujah (whuoo)
Girls hit your hallelujah (whuoo)
‘Cause Uptown Funk gon’ give it to you
‘Cause Uptown Funk gon’ give it to you
‘Cause Uptown Funk gon’ give it to you
Saturday night and we in the spot
Don’t believe me just watch (come on)
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh!
"Stop
Wait a minute
Fill my cup put some liquor in it
Take a sip, sign a check
Julio! Get the stretch!
Ride to Harlem, Hollywood, Jackson, Mississippi
If we show up, we gon’ show out
Smoother than a fresh jar of skippy"
A henchclone sat to the side eating a jar of skippy peanut butter "
Disgusting dude"
"I’m too hot (hot damn)
Called a police and a fireman
I’m too hot (hot damn)
Make a dragon wanna retire man
I’m too hot (hot damn) (hot damn)
Bitch, say my name you know who I am
I’m too hot (hot damn)
Am I bad 'bout that money
Break it down
"Girls hit your hallelujah (whuoo)
Girls hit your hallelujah (whuoo)
Girls hit your hallelujah (whuoo)
‘Cause Uptown Funk gon’ give it to you
‘Cause Uptown Funk gon’ give it to you
‘Cause Uptown Funk gon’ give it to you
Saturday night and we in the spot
Don’t believe me just watch (come on)
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh!
She stood clapping her hands motioning for the crowd to follow her back in to the Egyptian Wing.
"Before we leave
Imma tell y’all a lil’ something
Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up
Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up
I said Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up
Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up
Jumping up on the stage she jumped on top of the case holding the scepter.
"Come on, dance
Jump on it
If you sexy than flaunt it
If you freaky than own it
Don’t brag about it, come show me
Come on, dance
Jump on it
If you sexy than flaunt it
Well it’s Saturday night and we in the spot
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh!"
With a great smash the case exploded, covering the whole stage with thick sharp glass.
"Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up (say whaa?!)
Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up
Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up (say whaa?!)
Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up
Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up (say whaa?!)
Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up
Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up (say whaa?!)
Uptown Funk you up"
As they finished the song she was holding the scepter, looking absolutely terrifying. The crowd erupted in to applause and she began to bow "
Yes, thank you! Thank you! I be here all ze veek tearing the mask off she revealed a mane of black hair that stretched down her back and brightly colored green eyes. It was Jess, but demonized. "
Oh New York you love me you really really love me!"