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Post by Captain Hank "Hazel" Murphy on Oct 25, 2007 18:37:23 GMT -5
**OUTSIDE OF THE POLICE STATION**
Murphy stood outside of some building, his pants around his knees, he didn't know where he was, he had drank a carafe or something of white Russians and probably three pints of beer. For a man that used to be 2-D that was quite a lot. He was singing some song in German and looked down realizing that he was urinating on the steps and giggled, only to continue singing.
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DALEK CAAN
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Post by DALEK CAAN on Oct 26, 2007 7:04:57 GMT -5
*Mike, who had just returned from lunch, saw a crowd gathering around what seemed to be a drunken man. When he walked closer he saw that the man was half naked and urinating on the steps. Mike, surprised by this man's stupidity to do this in front of a police station and irritated because his colleges where simply pointing and laughing, pushed through the crowd and walked up to the men.*
"Excuse me, sir."
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Post by Captain Hank "Hazel" Murphy on Oct 27, 2007 21:44:26 GMT -5
Murphy turned around and began urinating on the fellow shoes "BONJOUR ME AMOR!"
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Post by DALEK CAAN on Oct 30, 2007 9:53:16 GMT -5
((Hehe, I knew you were going to do that. ;D ))
*The emotion portrayed on Mike's face quickly turned from sympathetic to disgusted to seriously pissed off. Couple of his colleagues where laughing at him. Mike stepped aside, grabbed the man's hand, twisted it to his back and pushed it up.*
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Post by Captain Hank "Hazel" Murphy on Oct 31, 2007 0:06:26 GMT -5
((Hot Fuzz anyone?))
"No officer I did not touch that woman!" Murphy screamed with false fear "Where's my lawyer? HESH? Where's Monster Hesh? He'll save me from you brutes!"
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Post by DALEK CAAN on Nov 2, 2007 5:11:16 GMT -5
((Actually, I was thinking about the movie Wolf where Jack Nickelson pees over someones shoes, because he is turning into a werewolf. I still have to see Hot Fuzz. Is it good?))
*Great, a drunk loon, just what Mike needed.*
"Come on sir, let's go inside so you can sober up."
And I can put on some new shoes, sheesh, blood I can deal with, but urine?
*Mike guided Murphy inside and threw him into a cell.*
"I'll be back in an hour to check up on you."
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Post by Captain Hank "Hazel" Murphy on Nov 2, 2007 13:27:57 GMT -5
((Oh yea! I remember that movie, and Hot Fuzz is hilllarious))
"DON'T LEAVE ME HERE! THEY KILLED SQUISHFACE!" But it was too late the officer was gone and Murphy was alone in the cell. He pulled a harmonica out of nowhere, since he was wearing a skin tight blue suit, and began to play.
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Post by DALEK CAAN on Nov 4, 2007 9:17:29 GMT -5
*AN HOUR LATER*
*Mike sat down on a chair which faced the cell and pulled out and arrest form and a pen.*
"So sir, do you feel any better?"
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Post by Captain Hank "Hazel" Murphy on Nov 5, 2007 14:13:53 GMT -5
"I feel like space baby just punched me in the eyeballs" he said groaning "where am I? Is this hell? Where is my lava bath?!"
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Post by Mira Von Frankenstein on Nov 7, 2007 17:24:45 GMT -5
*NEW NIGHT*
*Mira was brought into the office, shivering and holding onto Abberlaine*
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Post by abberline on Nov 7, 2007 18:27:36 GMT -5
"Officers! There is a dangerous man out there, and he may come looking for this woman. We need to alert as many of the force as possible!"
*He led Mira over to a chair, helping her to sit down*
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Post by Mira Von Frankenstein on Nov 7, 2007 18:31:34 GMT -5
"No", *Mira whispered.* "He'd kill you, no matter how many of you there were."
*She looked around*
"And maybe he won't look for me."
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Post by abberline on Nov 7, 2007 18:49:13 GMT -5
"We cannot simply allow him to run wild through the city."
*He said, his tone gentler.*
"Are you certain you would be safe? Do you have someone you can stay with?"
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Post by Mira Von Frankenstein on Nov 7, 2007 18:51:14 GMT -5
"There's a man who might take me in."
*She looked up at him, trying not to cry*
"I don't know if he would try to take me away again- I hope I didn't matter to him that much."
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Post by abberline on Nov 7, 2007 19:03:01 GMT -5
*He gave her shoulder a reassuring squeeze*
"We will do what we can. In the meantime, you should stay with your friend and try not to be caught alone until this menace can be dealt with."
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