Dr. Cuddy
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Post by Dr. Cuddy on Aug 21, 2007 22:55:53 GMT -5
"You think that," *she said with a twitch of her eyebrows as she poured herself a shot.*
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Post by Dr. House on Aug 21, 2007 23:07:46 GMT -5
*House took the bottle after she was done and poured himself a shot too.*
"So, what happens after we're drunk?" *he asked before downing the shot without taking his eyes off of her.*
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Post by Dr. Cuddy on Aug 21, 2007 23:14:59 GMT -5
"We take two aspirin, drink as much water as we can hold, put on some sunglasses and pray we can sound convincing when we phone in sick tomorrow."
*Cuddy tossed back the vodka without missing a beat or spilling a drop.*
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Post by Dr. House on Aug 21, 2007 23:28:35 GMT -5
*House poured Cuddy another shot then one for himself.* "Nuh-uh, that's what I'm going to do. You're going to work. You've got a hospital to run."
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Post by Dr. Cuddy on Aug 21, 2007 23:43:00 GMT -5
"Not at the moment," *she said, knocking back another one.*
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Post by Dr. House on Aug 21, 2007 23:49:50 GMT -5
*House downed another shot. With the few glasses of scotch he had earlier, he was slowly beginning to feel the effects of the vodka.*
*He poured himself another shot and was right about to pour one for Cuddy but stopped.* "So you're gonna crash here tonight?" *He shrugged and continued pouring.* "Cool. I've gotta warn you though: I've got a wicked case of sexomnia."
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Dr. Cuddy
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Post by Dr. Cuddy on Aug 21, 2007 23:53:01 GMT -5
"I won't let the fapping keep me awake," *she said with a shrug.* "In med school you sleep where and when you can, regardless of distractions."
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Post by Dr. House on Aug 22, 2007 0:06:32 GMT -5
*House snorted.* "Whatever, just don't sue for sexual harassment," *he said before emptying his shot glass.*
"Have you kept the pictures from med school? I hope not. You looked like crap in Michigan," *he chuckled as he poured himself another shot.*
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Dr. Cuddy
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Post by Dr. Cuddy on Aug 22, 2007 0:09:42 GMT -5
"I burned those and had an exorcist take care of the ashes," *she said with a wry grin, cradling her glass of vodka and leaning back against the couch. She wasn't reclining, per se, but she was definitely loosening up.*
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Post by Dr. House on Aug 22, 2007 0:26:22 GMT -5
*House grinned.* "Poofy hair, turtle necks sweaters, no make up..." *he emptied another shot.* "And you always insisted on sitting right in the front in anatomy class. Even after all those gums I threw in your hair. Did you know it was me or did you just figure couldn't keep track of where you slept?"
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Post by Dr. Cuddy on Aug 22, 2007 0:32:55 GMT -5
"Can't be any worse than your reading glasses. You looked like my Uncle Myron."
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Post by Dr. House on Aug 22, 2007 0:40:03 GMT -5
"At least far sightedness is a recognized condition. Maybe being ugly is too. What's the differential diagnosis for looking like crap?"
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Post by Dr. Cuddy on Aug 22, 2007 0:42:00 GMT -5
"I'd prescribe a slap in the face for being an utter ass."
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Post by Dr. House on Aug 22, 2007 0:47:26 GMT -5
"Hmm, that brings up the question of dosage: how hard, how often and where?" *he said with a slight slur to his speech. The vodka was definitely taking effect: he felt drowsy, his leg wasn't really bothering him...*
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Post by Dr. Cuddy on Aug 22, 2007 0:50:27 GMT -5
*Cuddy considered it. She was definitely starting to feel a buzz--her shift had been long and she'd skipped lunch. And dinner. And now moved straight onto the booze. She took another drink and cocked her head to one side, looking at House with a lopsided, joke-y smile.*
"Very hard...often...and wherever it was needed."
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