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Post by Dr. House on Aug 20, 2007 23:57:19 GMT -5
"Hmm, your return policy isn't as good as Macys' huh?" *House said with a mischeivious grin before sobering.* "Oh relax, I didn't steal anything."
"So, what'll it be tomorrow boss?" *He said with a slightly exaggerated sense of renewed energy.* "Cotton swabs and Motrin hand-outs or...?"
*He didn't think he could ever sound that happy about clinic duty even if he was exaggerating.*
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Post by Dr. Cuddy on Aug 20, 2007 23:59:19 GMT -5
"Bionic woman," *she said with a sudden grin which was brilliant, if a little smug.*
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Post by Dr. House on Aug 21, 2007 0:01:12 GMT -5
*A smile flickered across his face as he saw that old smile again... but it quickly faded.*
"...Like the TV show?"
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Post by Dr. Cuddy on Aug 21, 2007 0:06:41 GMT -5
"Like there's a woman with wiring in her intestines and she seems a little surprised by the fact. It's really amazing--you couldn't tell she was even partially machinery until her front panel blew off."
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Post by Dr. House on Aug 21, 2007 0:11:04 GMT -5
*House stared at her confused.* "Well, you don't need a doctor for that, you need a mechanic."
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Post by Dr. Cuddy on Aug 21, 2007 0:15:57 GMT -5
"That's what I thought, but clearly she has the psychological make-up of your average person, so we need to keep her in for observation and to run some tests."
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Post by Dr. House on Aug 21, 2007 0:21:12 GMT -5
"Right! I think it's..." *House pulled a crazy diagnosis out of thin air* "Oh, I dunno... a tumor. I'll do an MRI--oh wait! I can't because I remember a little something from 4th grade science and it tells me not to put gigantic metal robots into a gigantic magnet because it'll kill the MRI machine. Can't to an angiogram because she doesn't have any veins. Can't do any blood work because she doesn't have any blood."
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Post by Dr. Cuddy on Aug 21, 2007 0:49:26 GMT -5
"Just the same you might want to have a look at her. It's fascinating. Imagine--there's actually a robot with a better emotional capacity than you."
*She smiled grimly and marched into his apartment, draping herself across the piano.*
"Play for me, big boy."
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Post by Dr. House on Aug 21, 2007 1:10:04 GMT -5
((STOP tempting me you h0r!! XD))
*House grinned as he looked down at her.* "Nice," *he said approvingly at the return of her usual jabs.* "If she's hot, I'm definitely in for some Stepford Wives-style sex. Ya know, after an hour of outrageous sex, a pizza pops out of their mouth. My ideal kinda woman."
"Aaanyway," *he said, inhaling deeply,* "I'm gonna turn in for the night... unless your up for a nightcap." *House waggled his eyebrows suggestively.*
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Post by Dr. Cuddy on Aug 21, 2007 1:14:43 GMT -5
*Cuddy shook her head.*
"No guarantees on the pizza," *she said lightly as she stepped into his apartment, more out of curiousity than anything else.* "Got any vodka?"
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Post by Dr. House on Aug 21, 2007 1:19:16 GMT -5
*House certainly didn't expect her to take him up on his offer.*
"I think I've got a bottle of Goose lying around somewhere," *he said, following behind her and closing the door.* "Are you the chugging type or the shooting type?" *he asked as he rummaged through a few cabinets.*
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Post by Dr. Cuddy on Aug 21, 2007 1:21:09 GMT -5
"Shooter," *she said quickly.* "Chugging makes me gag." *She crimsoned a little.*
Did I just say that out loud?
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Post by Dr. House on Aug 21, 2007 18:39:56 GMT -5
*House's eyebrows shot up at her reply.* "Oh, stop. You're turning me on," *he said sarcastically.*
*With a tall bottle of vodka and two shot glasses in one hand and his cane in the other, he limped over to his coffee table and set them down.*
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Post by Dr. Cuddy on Aug 21, 2007 21:06:35 GMT -5
"Are we seeing who can drink the other under the table?"
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Post by Dr. House on Aug 21, 2007 21:54:56 GMT -5
"No... only because if we both go to work with a hangover, the rumors wouldn't stop," *he quiped, sitting down on his couch.* "But normally, I'd kick your ass."
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