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Post by Crowley on Aug 27, 2010 23:56:09 GMT -5
"But you really mean to tell me that you've got a demon trapped in your house, bound to do whatever you will, and you can't think of anything? Honestly, you could just have me get you more beer. Lots more beer. A whole lifetime's supply of beer. It'd never go stale, either."
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Post by Ben Malloy on Aug 27, 2010 23:58:26 GMT -5
"How would I transport it?" He looked incredulous. "Also, what a waste of your - your - "
He kind of paused to look him over appreciatively. "Well, you don't look like anything more than a ladykiller, but obviously you're a demon so you've got some kind of awesome power it'd be a shame to pervert like that. Who fucking summons a demon from Hell so that they can have beer - wait, Paris?"
He'd suddenly reconciled the 'demon from Hell' bit with the demon's saying he could just walk home when all of this was done.
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Post by Crowley on Aug 28, 2010 0:00:38 GMT -5
"Yeah, I live here. Haven't been full-time in Hell since before Eden."
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Post by Ben Malloy on Aug 28, 2010 0:01:49 GMT -5
He whistled.
"Ohh?" It almost sounded like a charming come on... until he suddenly made an eyes-widening face and dove for his clipboard, scribbling. He had a cramped but actually rather graceful, if spiky, penmanship style.
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Post by Crowley on Aug 28, 2010 0:04:15 GMT -5
"Yeah. I'm here to tempt people to do bad things and such. It's gotten pretty easy with mass production and communication, not that I was bad at it beforehand."
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Post by Ben Malloy on Aug 28, 2010 0:05:06 GMT -5
"Like molesting children?"
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Post by Crowley on Aug 28, 2010 0:05:53 GMT -5
He raised an eyebrow. "I was joking earlier. Even I have standards."
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Post by Ben Malloy on Aug 28, 2010 0:07:05 GMT -5
He shrugged, almost delicately. "You ask a man about acolytes and he's going to assume you specialize in paedos. So what, then? Murder? Rape of those above the age of consent?"
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Post by Crowley on Aug 28, 2010 0:08:22 GMT -5
"Depends on the person, and it's not always a concrete thing. Generally I'll try to do whatever will get the most people to sin."
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Post by Ben Malloy on Aug 28, 2010 0:09:07 GMT -5
"Ah, you're working around the..." He snickered in an oddly high-pitched way. "Post-Plague population boom."
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Post by Crowley on Aug 28, 2010 0:11:53 GMT -5
"In a sense. You lot have always done a rather good job of buggering things up yourselves."
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Post by Ben Malloy on Aug 28, 2010 0:13:17 GMT -5
"We have moved beyond training diapers, so to speak."
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Post by Crowley on Aug 28, 2010 0:14:33 GMT -5
"Your first offspring killed the second. Training diapers came off when Adam and Eve decided to put some clothes on."
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Post by Ben Malloy on Aug 28, 2010 0:20:35 GMT -5
"I bet Adam took one look at his winkle and thought he might as well save himself some dignity," said Ben, almost sagely, tossing himself down on the throw laid out over the couch.
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Post by Crowley on Aug 28, 2010 0:21:31 GMT -5
"Well, yes. That was rather the point."
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