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Post by Severus Snape on Aug 7, 2008 2:41:27 GMT -5
Continued from: LondonSnape checked in to the hotel and ignored all of the dirty looks he was getting from some of the more high brow patrons. He went up to his hotel and laid down for a bit before starting his work. He was there to meet with a diplomat from the ministry, it was nothing big, something a man like him wouldn't normally do. Only this diplomat was from the department of mysteries. And a hell of a lot of a guy to handle. They only called him Hesh, and apparently that was enough.
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Post by Captain Hank "Hazel" Murphy on Aug 8, 2008 3:13:08 GMT -5
Hesh stood in the center of the hotel looking terribly silly, only not as cool. He was holding a brown clipboard with nothing on it. Unlike other wizards Hesh didn't have a wand, he had a magic metal pipe and a magic clipboard. He screamed out "Hesh is looking for a Mister Snivellus Snape, needs to talk to him about magical shit." The man at the front desk stared at Hesh and then directed him to Snape's room. Where he promptly blew the door off.
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Post by Severus Snape on Aug 8, 2008 3:15:49 GMT -5
Snape jumped up, his wand at the ready. Only to find himself face to face with the strangest wizard of all time. "What in the fairying forest are you?" ((Note: Fairying Forest is a reference to something the warden of The Snow White Memorial Prison says in the TV miniseries The Tenth Kingdom))
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Post by Captain Hank "Hazel" Murphy on Aug 8, 2008 3:17:55 GMT -5
"Hesh is Hesh" he replied walking in and shoot a rainbow beam at Snape turning his robes in to something resembling Joseph's technicolor dreamcoat.
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Post by Severus Snape on Aug 8, 2008 3:19:08 GMT -5
Snape lifted his wand and returned his robes to their original color "God help me."
Sighing he went over to the door and restored it to it's original state and putting it back up "Sir this is an matter of great importance and secrecy, I imagine that blowing a door down in the middle of a terribly expensive-"
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Post by Captain Hank "Hazel" Murphy on Aug 8, 2008 3:20:11 GMT -5
"-Pleehh" he threw his hands up in the air "Hesh couldn't give a damn" he reached around behind him and proceeded to scratch his, well, behind "boyeee."
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Post by Severus Snape on Aug 8, 2008 3:20:59 GMT -5
Snape gritted his teeth and locked the door "Mr. Hesh-"
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Post by Captain Hank "Hazel" Murphy on Aug 8, 2008 3:21:31 GMT -5
"-Happlewhite, that's Hesh's last name, you got any pork rinds, or jalepeno poppers?"
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Post by Severus Snape on Aug 8, 2008 3:27:50 GMT -5
Snape placed his elbow in his left hand and touched his finger to his temple, it was something he hadn't done in a very long time.
But with this imbecile, it was second nature "Mr. Happlewhite, I was asked by the ministry to come from my home in Paris and take a long boat ride out here* so that we may meet. So if you would might focusing on the task at hand, I'd greatly appreciate it."
((*Which in actuality might have only been a couple hours, but since I couldn't give a damn about time it was long))
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Post by Captain Hank "Hazel" Murphy on Aug 8, 2008 3:29:37 GMT -5
Hesh rolled his eyes "Yea, yea the thing" he tapped his clipboard and suddenly a huge snake popped out of it "shit! Shit!" He tapped his board again and grabbed his chest "That was Hesh's best friend Dolphin Boy, he was working on something, and now he's a huge ass snake!"
He tapped the clipboard again and a manila envelope appeared and Hesh handed it to Snape.
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Post by Severus Snape on Aug 8, 2008 3:32:27 GMT -5
Snape took the envelope cautiously, after the snake, he just wasn't sure if a dinosaur wasn't about to pop out at him.
He flipped back the tab and held it away from him as he reached inside, pulling out... two pieces of paper.
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Post by Captain Hank "Hazel" Murphy on Aug 8, 2008 3:35:46 GMT -5
"Hesh was told that you'd know something about it" he pointed to the first page, it was a picture of a woman with tall black hair in a green spandex suit screaming at a mob of men all of which looked like Ashton Kutcher.
"Calls herself Queen Dopplepoplus, sends dudes like that out to do her dirty work, but this time she was out. They killed two guards and a chihuahua" Hesh wiped a tear from his eye "poor Taco Bell Dog!!"
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Post by Severus Snape on Aug 8, 2008 3:37:01 GMT -5
Snape stared at the picture sadly "Why, why did you need me to come all the way out here just to look at a picture... a picture..."
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Post by Captain Hank "Hazel" Murphy on Aug 8, 2008 3:37:57 GMT -5
"Of her fwwine ass sister!" Hesh exclaimed "Hesh wouldn't mind taking a bite outta that tamata*!"
((*Reefer Madness reference, check))
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Post by Severus Snape on Aug 8, 2008 3:39:04 GMT -5
Snape looked up at him with dark eyes "Mr. Happlewhite!"
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