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Post by Richard on Apr 26, 2007 13:54:51 GMT -5
"I. KILLED. CHILDREN. Maybe not on purpose, but if it weren't for me, they would have lived. And that's why I so despise it when Edward treats me as though nothing happened. It's as though... as though he doesn't even care.
"When I was killed... it was because of the treachery of my second-in-command. His forces pulled me from my horse and proceeded to bludgeon my to death. And my successor- as greasy a little prick as you can imagine- went on to have my corpse dragged around the battlefield, then brought into a city where I had been popular and left it to rot in the sun, while he married Bessy and went on to found the Godforsaken Tudor dynasty.
"Of course there were objections. But Henry Tudor said, 'Oh, I've done you all such a marvelous favor! I've rid you of a monster! And soon his propaganda ministers were churning out all kinds of lovely stories about how I was carried in my mother's womb for two years and came out with teeth and covered in hair, and oh, let's not forget the hunchback!"
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Post by Faith on Apr 26, 2007 14:11:28 GMT -5
((Should I slap or shake him to get him to pull himself together?))
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Post by Richard on Apr 26, 2007 14:15:31 GMT -5
((Whichever you think is funnier. I personally find Richard an unitentional lolz factory. When he gets in wangsty/self-pity mode, I actually think he's pretty hilarious.))
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Post by Faith on Apr 26, 2007 14:19:16 GMT -5
*Faye sat back, looking a little bewildered.*
"I think you're blowing this out of proportion."
((I gotta head to work in a bit--back in about half an hour.))
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Post by Richard on Apr 26, 2007 14:21:25 GMT -5
((Okay. I don't know if I'll still be here, but I will be here tomorrow.))
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Post by Faith on Apr 26, 2007 14:52:11 GMT -5
((Back!))
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Post by Richard on Apr 26, 2007 14:55:31 GMT -5
((Me too!))
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Post by Faith on Apr 26, 2007 14:56:14 GMT -5
((*grins* Your turn.))
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Post by Richard on Apr 26, 2007 15:00:43 GMT -5
((SPAZZ SEQUENCE INITIATED))
"How can I be blowing this out of proportion? CHILDREN ARE DEAD BECAUSE OF ME."
((Faye and Richard are both such sad people that this conversation hardly seems Sueniversian.))
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Post by Faith on Apr 26, 2007 15:07:06 GMT -5
"No one can know the full effect of their words when they are first spoken!" *cried Faye, leaping to her feet as her red hair got the better of her.* "Stop blaming yourself!"
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Post by Richard on Apr 26, 2007 15:09:32 GMT -5
((I wonder what would happen if you got Richard and Sweeney Todd in the same room. I mean, if Toby didn't kill him in the end.))
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Post by Richard on Apr 26, 2007 15:10:42 GMT -5
((FUN WITH GUILT))
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Post by Richard on Apr 26, 2007 15:11:51 GMT -5
"Well," Richard replied coolly, "have you ever been in that position?"
((Must stop thinking dirty thoughts. Must stop thinking dirty thoughts...))
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Post by Faith on Apr 26, 2007 15:24:45 GMT -5
((Hey, if he's okay with cheating on his wife, they might still have a chance.))
"N-no...not exactly."
Emily: *pipes up* I once killed my cousin's hamster by accident!
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Post by Richard on Apr 26, 2007 15:28:03 GMT -5
((I don't know. If he does, it'll be one of those things that strikes very suddenly and provides MORE RICHARDWANGST afterward. Which could prove tanta- no, Megan. Stop this foolishness at once!))
"Then you obviously can't understand what it's like."
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