Walter
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I don't give a damn
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Box Two
Nov 28, 2007 1:32:19 GMT -5
Post by Walter on Nov 28, 2007 1:32:19 GMT -5
"Hey now, 'thud' rhymes with 'stud'. O' course thats not gonna get me anywhere either in 'Gay ol Parí'. Even chicks that arent my age are stuck up like THEY'RE the ones that work with hands up their butts."
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Nov 28, 2007 1:35:06 GMT -5
Post by Louis de Pointe du Lac on Nov 28, 2007 1:35:06 GMT -5
The scene in the opera changed and now a fat man with a funny suit came out and began to serenade a woman that was far too good looking for him.
Statler: "Hey ever since we got here we haven't felt one hand"
Waldorf: "Except for the ones of the pickpockets"
Statler: "Yea but at least they don't make us dance"
The two continued babbling before turning back to Walter
Statler: "So stud how'd you end up here?[/i]
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Walter
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Nov 28, 2007 1:37:53 GMT -5
Post by Walter on Nov 28, 2007 1:37:53 GMT -5
Walter shook his makeshift shoulders, "I dunno. Really I dont give a damn. Last I remember we were leaving DC, I flipped the IRS building off one more time for good measure, was stuck in that suitcase where I continued my reign of terror over Ach(flem)med, then they all went quiet. I thought I really had finally killed them, but when I opened the suitcase up, I was on stage! They thought I was a prop!"
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Nov 28, 2007 1:39:44 GMT -5
Post by Louis de Pointe du Lac on Nov 28, 2007 1:39:44 GMT -5
Waldorf: "Achmed?'
Statler: "Must be some kind of dog."
Waldorf: "A prop huh? What kind? A box? A pole? A canoe?"
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Walter
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Box Two
Nov 28, 2007 1:41:03 GMT -5
Post by Walter on Nov 28, 2007 1:41:03 GMT -5
"Nope, a tree ornament for their sissy Christmas play. Ive had a hand up my butt my entire career, I was NOT gonna have a tree!"
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Nov 28, 2007 1:42:20 GMT -5
Post by Louis de Pointe du Lac on Nov 28, 2007 1:42:20 GMT -5
Both: D'OHOHOHOHO!
Waldorf: "Little Pinocchio was gonna be the Christmas Angel"
Statler: "Well it's better than baby jesus!"
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Walter
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Box Two
Nov 28, 2007 1:44:07 GMT -5
Post by Walter on Nov 28, 2007 1:44:07 GMT -5
"Yer damn right!" Walter sneered "I'd be popping out at every oppurtunity, 'Hey kid! There is no god, Im gonna grow up and tell you that everything you learned was a lie, Im gonna die then come back as a zombie for five days and terrorize your parents!"
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Nov 28, 2007 1:44:58 GMT -5
Post by Louis de Pointe du Lac on Nov 28, 2007 1:44:58 GMT -5
They both looked and them and shook their fluffy heads.
Statler: "What a sad strange little puppet man"
Waldorf: "Indeed, he's like Kermit... but evil."
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Walter
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Nov 28, 2007 1:45:35 GMT -5
Post by Walter on Nov 28, 2007 1:45:35 GMT -5
"Wha-- Hey! I am not a drug deeling frog! Why do you think his eyes popp out so much?"
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Nov 28, 2007 1:47:18 GMT -5
Post by Louis de Pointe du Lac on Nov 28, 2007 1:47:18 GMT -5
Waldorf: "Makes sense"
Statler: "That would be the only thing that could get me in to bed with that pig!"
Waldorf: "Statler you old fool!"
Statler: "What? I'm only saying it would take an entire pound of some Columbian Bam Bam to make me think she was gorgeous."
((Short Talladega Nights Reference. Check))
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Walter
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Nov 28, 2007 1:48:38 GMT -5
Post by Walter on Nov 28, 2007 1:48:38 GMT -5
"Bah, at least that pig is better than my wife. It would take the entire countries stash to make her pretty again. Then again, that much 'Colombian BamBam' would probably make me a vegetable."
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Nov 28, 2007 1:49:56 GMT -5
Post by Louis de Pointe du Lac on Nov 28, 2007 1:49:56 GMT -5
Statler: "Impossible"
Waldorf: "Whats that?"
Statler: "You all ready look like a dried up carrot!"
Both: "DOHOHOHOHO"
Waldorf: "My suggestion, sun screen."
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Walter
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Nov 28, 2007 1:50:44 GMT -5
Post by Walter on Nov 28, 2007 1:50:44 GMT -5
"Aha. Heres a suggeston from me: a lit match."
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Nov 28, 2007 1:51:46 GMT -5
Post by Louis de Pointe du Lac on Nov 28, 2007 1:51:46 GMT -5
Waldorf: "-Would make you in to the yule log!" at this the two puppets fell in to a fit of laughter that caused the boxes around them to yell and throw things.
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Walter
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Nov 28, 2007 1:53:21 GMT -5
Post by Walter on Nov 28, 2007 1:53:21 GMT -5
"Eh bite me ya stiffs!" He turned back to the two with a sneer, "On second thought we better not catch you on fire. Your both probably stuffed with some pretty strong stuff, if we caught you on fire half the people here would forget where their homes are and never leave me a-fricken-lone!!"
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