fiyero
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Box Two
Jul 2, 2007 18:04:53 GMT -5
Post by fiyero on Jul 2, 2007 18:04:53 GMT -5
*Now he was confused* "Different sort of attraction? What are you..." *he paused* "Are you one of those sorts that...perfers the love of a woman?"
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Box Two
Jul 2, 2007 18:06:02 GMT -5
Post by Micaela on Jul 2, 2007 18:06:02 GMT -5
*She looked up at him, wierded out.*
"No, I am not a lesbian." *She said.*
"It's either worse or better than that, depending upon how you look at it."
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fiyero
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Box Two
Jul 2, 2007 18:07:53 GMT -5
Post by fiyero on Jul 2, 2007 18:07:53 GMT -5
*He stood rigidly* "Well, forgive me then. I have plans to make. Balls to prepare for." *He looked at her bitterly* "I wouldn't dream of disapointing Aurnia." *he left.*
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Box Two
Jul 2, 2007 18:10:19 GMT -5
Post by Micaela on Jul 2, 2007 18:10:19 GMT -5
((She didn't say it like that, just like... o.o.))
*She rolled her eyes and stood up, walking outside the box to grab his wrist.*
"I didn't mean it like that." *She said, honestly.* "I've just... never gotten that guess before."
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fiyero
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Box Two
Jul 2, 2007 18:12:10 GMT -5
Post by fiyero on Jul 2, 2007 18:12:10 GMT -5
*he looked at her weirdly* "Yes, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said those things to you. But now, to be truthful I do have to be leaving. I have stayed here far to long."
((i do have to go. work calls me! as soon as I can get a sub-board for the ball, we can get our groove on! lol))
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Box Two
Jul 2, 2007 18:14:26 GMT -5
Post by Micaela on Jul 2, 2007 18:14:26 GMT -5
((Haha, K.))
*She smiled.*
"Alright then. All is forgiven. Sorry for being esoteric." *She said, then bobbed a curtsey and left.*
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Box Two
Oct 8, 2007 21:26:29 GMT -5
Post by Louis de Pointe du Lac on Oct 8, 2007 21:26:29 GMT -5
**NEW NIGHT, SAME OLD THING**
Statler and Waldorf sat in box two watching some bad opera they didn't give a damn about.
Statler: This is worse than that time I got sick off of that seafood!
Waldorf: It looks like the result though.
Statler: Why do we do these things to ourselves?
Waldorf: We're stickler's for punishment?
Both: Ohohohohoho
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Walter
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Box Two
Nov 28, 2007 1:20:16 GMT -5
Post by Walter on Nov 28, 2007 1:20:16 GMT -5
Walter was watchin the opera from the other side of the box and yelled, "Try to go a bit higher, I dont think my ears are bleeding quite yet!"
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Box Two
Nov 28, 2007 1:21:59 GMT -5
Post by Louis de Pointe du Lac on Nov 28, 2007 1:21:59 GMT -5
The hecklers turned to see a small wooden man yelling out at the people on stage.
Waldorf: Hey Statler, it seems like Pinocchio has come to join us.
Statler: Wonder if he can poke her in the eye if he told a lie! Hey Pinocchio!
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Walter
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Box Two
Nov 28, 2007 1:23:53 GMT -5
Post by Walter on Nov 28, 2007 1:23:53 GMT -5
Walter looked over to see two puppets almost as old as he was, but twice as senile. "Pinocchio? That little lie detector aint got nothing on me!" He looked them up and down, "Neither do you apparently. Havent you heard? Cloth is for the young hipsters, go wood."
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Box Two
Nov 28, 2007 1:25:25 GMT -5
Post by Louis de Pointe du Lac on Nov 28, 2007 1:25:25 GMT -5
The hecklers bust out in to laughter.
Waldorf: "Come on tree stump, this is fine quality we have here" He leaned over and pinched Statler "Cashmere."
Statler: "Looks like you got the short end of the stick when it came to puppet makers"
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Walter
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Box Two
Nov 28, 2007 1:26:21 GMT -5
Post by Walter on Nov 28, 2007 1:26:21 GMT -5
"Is that so, eh?" Walter scoffed, "Whatta you two have to do when you get dirty? That 'cashmire' strong enough for the spin cycle?"
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Box Two
Nov 28, 2007 1:28:02 GMT -5
Post by Louis de Pointe du Lac on Nov 28, 2007 1:28:02 GMT -5
They both stopped laughing for a moment to stare at Walter, then bust back out in that same laughter that has DELIGHTED people for generations.
Both: "SPIN CYCLE OHOHOHOHOHO!"
Statler: "That's state of the art right there, what do you have to do, windex, then pledge? Or is it the other way around?"
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Walter
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Box Two
Nov 28, 2007 1:29:40 GMT -5
Post by Walter on Nov 28, 2007 1:29:40 GMT -5
Walter mocked their laughter, "Nyeheheheheeeeh..." He leaned back into his seat, "Well at least Im buffed, at most you two can be steamed. Like that got a guy anywhere."
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Box Two
Nov 28, 2007 1:30:45 GMT -5
Post by Louis de Pointe du Lac on Nov 28, 2007 1:30:45 GMT -5
Waldorf turned to Statler and patted him on the back.
Waldorf: "Yes, but if you drop us we bounce, if someone dropped you-"
Statler: "You'd thud!"
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