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Post by Emily on Jun 4, 2007 23:42:50 GMT -5
((If your Sue wants to get it all out to even the most anachronistic tune, here's the place to do it. The audience doesn't matter, and let's just say none of it counts towards character-arcs (like the Vegas thread.) So reveal your SueSekritPast or whatever, if you want. Also, it's impossible to suck on this Magical Mic. Everyone sounds good. Even Sue!Me.))
*Emily clomps up onto the stage and squints at the monitor.*
"Yellow on blue background...who's idea was that?"
*clears throat*
"Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh Check it out Going out On the late night Looking tight Feeling nice It's a cockfight (^__^!) I can tell I just know That it's going down Tonight At the door we don't wait cause we know them At the bar six shots just beginning That's when dick head put his hands on me But you see
I'm not here for your entertainment You don't really want to mess with me tonight Just stop and take a second I was fine before you walked into my life Cause you know it's over Before it began Keep your drink just give me the money It's just you and your hand tonight
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh
Midnight I'm drunk I don't give a f*ck! Wanna dance By myself Guess you're outta luck Don't touch Back up I'm not the one Buh bye Listen up it's just not happening You can say what you want to your boyfriends Just let me have my fun tonight Aiight
I'm not here for your entertainment You don't really want to mess with me tonight Just stop and take a second I was fine before you walked into my life Cause you know it's over Before it began Keep your drink just give me the money It's just you and your hand tonight
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh Break break Break it down
In the corner with your boys you bet 'em five bucks You'd get the girl that just walked in but she thinks you suck We didn't get all dressed up just for you to see So quit spilling your drinks on me yeah
You know who you are High fivin, talking sh*t, but you're going home alone arentcha?
Cause I'm not here for your entertainment No You don't really want to mess with me tonight Just stop and take a second Just stop and take a second I was fine before you walked into my life Cause you know it's over Know it's over Before it began Keep your drink just give me the money It's just you and your hand tonight It's just you and your hand
I'm not here for your entertainment No no no You don't really want to mess with me tonight Just stop and take a second Just take a second I was fine before you walked into my life Cause you know it's over Before it began Keep your drink just give me the money It's just you and your hand tonight Yeah oh!"
*rocks out*
*smashes up a hotel room*
*clomps offstage, making way for whoever's next.*
((Okay so I just suddenly like that song. It's angry enough for Sue!Me.))
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Post by Parisa on Jun 4, 2007 23:44:32 GMT -5
((*squee* I LOVE THAT SONG! ;D ))
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Post by Emily on Jun 4, 2007 23:47:43 GMT -5
((I heard it for the first time today on TV and cracked up.))
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Post by Mira Von Frankenstein on Jun 5, 2007 19:20:36 GMT -5
*Gets on the stage*
Well ya play that Tarantella All the hounds they start to roar And the boys all go to hell Then the Cubans hit the floor And they drive along the pipeline They tango till they're sore They take apart their nightmares And they leave them by the door.
Let me fall out the window With confetti in my hair Deal out jacks or better On a blanket by the stairs I'll tell you all my secrets But I lie about my past So send me off to bed forever more.
Make sure they play my theme song I guess daisies will have to do Just get me to New Orleans And paint shadows on the pews Turn the spit on that pig Kick the drum and let me down Put my clarinet beneath your bed Till I get back in town.
Let me fall out the window With confetti in my hair Deal out jacks or better On a blanket by the stairs I'll tell you all my secrets But I lie about my past So send me off to bed forever more.
Just sure she's all in calico And the color of a doll Wave the flag on cadillac day And a skillet on the wall Cut me a switch or hold you breath Till the sun goes down Write my name on the hood Send me off to another town.
Let me fall out the window With confetti in my hair Deal out jacks or better On a blanket by the stairs I'll tell you all my secrets But I lie about my past So send me off to bed forever more.
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Post by Satan on Jun 6, 2007 19:57:03 GMT -5
*Satan wandered in, unsure how she felt about seeing her ex again. Ooh, kareoke!*
Where have all the good men gone And where are all the gods? Where’s the street-wise Hercules To fight the rising odds?
Isn’t there a white knight upon a fiery steed? Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need
I need a hero I'm holding out for at hero 'till the end of the night He's gotta be strong And he's gotta be fast And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero I’m holding out for a hero 'till the morning light He’s gotta be sure And it’s gotta be soon And he’s gotta be larger than life Larger than life
Doo doo doo doooo Doo doo doo doooo Doo doo doo doooo Aaahhh Aaahhh
Somewhere after midnight In my wildest fantasy Somewhere just beyond my reach There’s someone reaching back for me
Racing on the thunder and rising with the heat It’s gonna take a superman to sweep me off my feet
I need a hero I'm holding out for a hero 'till the end of the night He's gotta be strong And he's gotta be fast And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero I’m holding out for a hero 'till the morning light He’s gotta be sure And it’s gotta be soon And he’s gotta be larger than life
I need a hero I'm holding out for at hero 'till the the end of the night
Up where the mountains meet the heavens above Out where the lightning strikes the sea I could swear there is someone somewhere Watching me
Through the wind and the chill and the rain And the storm and the flood I can feel his approach Like a fire in my blood
I need a hero I'm holding out for a hero 'till the end of the night He’s gotta be strong And he's gotta be fast And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero I'm holding out for a hero 'till the morning light He's gotta be sure And it's gotta be soon And he's gotta be larger than life
I need a hero I'm holding out for a hero 'till the end of the night He's gotta be strong And he's gotta be fast And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero I'm holding out for a hero 'till the morning light He's gotta be sure And he's gotta be soon And he's gotta be larger than life
I need a hero I'm holding out for a hero 'till the end of the night
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Post by Emily on Jun 6, 2007 20:03:00 GMT -5
((Who'd've thought Satan has emotional needs? And I just had such a bad idea. If I'd kept my Stu!Christ, they could've had major backstory. Like, Lucifer really got thrown out of Heaven because she and Jesus fell in love and God was all "NO!" and it was v. Romeo and Juliet.))
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Post by Satan on Jun 6, 2007 20:09:06 GMT -5
((All she's said so far about her fall from heaven is that "my roomate kicked me out". And that John Milton was mad when she dumped him, and so defamed her and all womankind.))
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Post by The Emcee on Jun 9, 2007 15:52:03 GMT -5
((I have no idea why Lucien would sing kareoke. He just does, okay?))
My, My, My, My Don't you worry 'bout what's on your mind I'm in no hurry I can take my time I'm going red and my tongue's getting tied I'm off my head and my mouth's getting dry. I'm high, But I try, try, try Let's spend the night together Now I need you more than ever Let's spend the night together now
I feel so strong that I can't disguise Let's spend the night together But I just can't apologize Let's spend the night together Don't hang me up and don't let me down We could have fun just groovin' around around and around Oh my, my Let's spend the night together Now I need you more than ever Let's spend the night together
Let's spend the night together Now I need you more than ever
You know I'm smiling baby You need some guiding baby I'm just deciding baby; now- I need you more than ever Let's spend the night together Let's spend the night together now
This doesn't happen to me ev'ryday Let's spend the night together No excuses offered anyway Let's spend the night together I'll satisfy your every need And I now know you will satisfy me Oh my, my, my, my, my Let's spend the night together Now I need you more than ever Let's spend the night together now
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Post by Marijke on Jun 10, 2007 4:55:37 GMT -5
*Marijke, after consuming a fair amount of alcohol, climbs on stage.*
Half past twelve And I'm watching the late show in my flat all alone How I hate to spend the evening on my own Autumn winds Blowing outside my window as I look around the room And it makes me so depressed to see the gloom There's not a soul out there No one to hear my prayer
Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight Won't somebody help me chase the shadows away Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight Take me through the darkness to the break of the day
Movie stars Find the end of the rainbow, with a fortune to win It's so different from the world I'm living in Tired of T.V. I open the window and I gaze into the night But there's nothing there to see, no one in sight There's not a soul out there No one to hear my prayer
Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight Won't somebody help me chase the shadows away Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight Take me through the darkness to the break of the day
Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight...
There's not a soul out there No one to hear my prayer
Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight Won't somebody help me chase the shadows away Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight Take me through the darkness to the break of the day
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Post by Dracula on Jun 10, 2007 14:31:31 GMT -5
*is being forced by his writer.*
On the day I was born, the nurses all gathered 'round And they gazed in wide wonder, at the joy they had found The head nurse spoke up, and she said leave this one alone She could tell right away, that I was bad to the bone Bad to the bone Bad to the bone B-B-B-B-Bad to the bone B-B-B-B-Bad B-B-B-B-Bad Bad to the bone
I broke a thousand hearts, before I met you I'll break a thousand more baby, before I am through I wanna be yours pretty baby, yours and yours alone I'm here to tell ya honey, that I'm bad to the bone Bad to the bone B-B-B-Bad B-B-B-Bad B-B-B-Bad Bad to the bone
*a gitar appears in his hands and he starts to play an awesome gitar solo.*
I make a rich woman beg, I'll make a good woman steal I'll make an old woman blush, and make a young woman squeal I wanna be yours pretty baby, yours and yours alone I'm here to tell ya honey, that I'm bad to the bone B-B-B-B-Bad B-B-B-B-Bad B-B-B-B-Bad Bad to the bone
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The Bride
- Masterful Virgin -
It's mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack; not rationality. %\1\%
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Post by The Bride on Jun 10, 2007 21:02:07 GMT -5
*Gives Dracula a thumbs-up and downs a shot*
((Scared for her? Please.))
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Post by Miss Sinclaire on Jun 10, 2007 21:08:12 GMT -5
*gets up on stage, back in a plain grey dress.*
Ooo and it's alright and it's comin' 'long We got to get right back to where we started from Love is good, love can be strong We got to get right back to where we started from
Oh-ohhhhh Do you remember that day (That sunny day) When you first came my way I said no one could take your place And if you get hurt (If you get hurt) By the little things I say I can put that smile back on your face
Ooo and it's alright and it's comin' 'long We got to get right back to where we started from Love is good, love can be strong We got to get right back to where we started from
A love like ours (A love like ours) Can never fade away You know it's only just begun You give me your love (Give me your love) I just can't stay away I know that you're the only one
Ooo and it's alright and it's comin' 'long We got to get right back to where we started from Love is good, love can be strong We got to get right back to where we started from!
*finishes with a grin and clatters off-stage to go sit down.*
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The Bride
- Masterful Virgin -
It's mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack; not rationality. %\1\%
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Post by The Bride on Jun 10, 2007 21:10:47 GMT -5
*Waves at Ginny and gets up*
Mary Anne and Wanda were the best of friends All through their high school days Both members of the 4h club Both active in the FFA After graduation Mary Anne went out lookin For a bright new world Wanda looked all around this town And all she found was Earl
Well it wasnt two weeks After she got married that Wanda started gettin abused She put on dark glasses and long sleeved blouses And make-up to cover a bruise Well she finally got the nerve to file for divorce She let the law take it from there But Earl walked right through that restraining order And put her in intensive care
Right away Mary Anne flew in from Atalnta On a red eye midnight flight She held Wandas hand as they Worked out a plan And it didnt take long to decided
That Earl had to die Goodbye Earl Those black-eyed peas They tasted all right to me Earl Youre feeling weak Why dont you lay down And sleep Earl Aint it dark Wrapped up in that tarp Earl
The cops came to bring Earl in They searched the house High and low Then they tipped their hats And said thank you ladies If you hear from him let us know
Well the weeks went by and Spring turned to summer And summer faded into fall And it turns out he was a missing person Who nobody missed al all
So the girls bouth some land And a roadside stand Out on highway 109 They sell tennessee ham And strawberry jam And they don't Lose any sleep at night cause
Earl had to die Goodbye Earl We need a break Lets go out to the lake Earl Well pack a lunch And stuff you in the trunk Earl Well is that all right Good lets go for a ride Earl hey
((I shouldn't love that song. But I do.))
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Post by Emily on Jun 11, 2007 23:58:07 GMT -5
*Emily gets up again, having had quite a few drinks.*
"Alright so this is a song about anyone, it could be anyone. You're just doing your own thing and some one comes out the blue, They're like, "Alright" What ya saying, "Yeah can I take your digits?" And you're like, "no not in a million years, you're nasty please leave me alone."
Cut to the pub on a lads night out, Man at the bar cos it was his shout, Clocks this bird and she looks OK, Caught him looking and she walks his way, "Alright darling, you gonna buy us a drink then?" "Err no, but I was thinking of buying one for your friend..."
She's got no taste, hand on his waist, tries to pull away but her lips on his face, "If you insist I'll have a white wine spritzer" "Sorry love, but you ain't a pretty picture."
Can't knock em out, can't walk away, Try desperately to think of the politest way to say, Just get out my face, just leave me alone, And no you can't have my number, "Why?" Because I've lost my phone.
Oh yeah, actually yeah I'm pregnant, having a baby in like 6 months so no, yeah, yeah...
"I recognise this guy's way of thinking..." As he comes over her face starts sinking, She's like, "Oh here we go.." It's a routine check that she already knows, she's thinking they're all the same.
"Yeah you alright baby? You look alright still, yeah what's your name?" She looks in her bag, takes out a fag, tries to get away from the guy on a blag, can't find a light, "Here use mine" "You see the thing is I just don't have the time."
Can't knock em out, can't walk away, Try desperately to think of the politest way to say, Just get out my face, just leave me alone, And no you can't have my number, "Why?" Because I've lost my phone.
Go away now, let me go, Are you stupid? Or just a little slow? Go away now I've made myself clear, Nah it's not gonna happen, Not in a a million years,
Can't knock em out, can't walk away, Try desperately to think of the politest way to say, Just get out my face, just leave me alone, And no you can't have my number, "Why?" Because I've lost my phone.
Can't knock em out, can't walk away, Try desperately to think of the politest way to say, Just get out my face, just leave me alone, And no you can't have my number, "Why?" Because I've lost my phone.
Nah I've gotta go cos my house is on fire, I've got herpes, err no I've got syphilis... AIDS, AIDS, I've got AIDS!"
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Clementine
- In the Duggins -
Current Personality *Clementine*
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Post by Clementine on Jun 12, 2007 3:44:17 GMT -5
(( )) *Clementine nervously steps unto the stage.* I'd like you to meet The other side of me Gotta getcha, gotta getcha, gotta getcha
When it's time to rock She's a celebrity Gotta getcha, gotta getcha, gotta getcha I got you, I got you And now she's got me
She drowns me out When I shout I'm so overpowered I cannot hide From the opposite side When she takes me over
Flip the switch Makes me split into insanity Gotta getcha, gotta getcha, gotta getcha
Out of control Shocking like electricity Gotta getcha, gotta getcha, gotta getcha I got you, I got you And now she's got me
She drowns me out When I shout I'm so overpowered I cannot hide From the opposite side When she takes me over
Let's co-exist What's wrong with this What's wrong with this What's wrong with this
She drowns me out When I shout I'm so overpowered I cannot hide From the opposite side When she takes me over When she takes me over
I cannot hide From the opposite side When she takes me over
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