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Post by Emmy Rossum on Oct 25, 2006 21:10:06 GMT -5
*steps onto the stage warily, checking first for evil Jennifer Garner look-alikes and psycho ladies who carry knives and random brats with footstomping powers of amazingness and, finding the room to be devoid of such people, crosses to center*
Wow, this is just like when I was in the children's chorus at the Met. Such a wonderful place...I mean, aside from that whole only-boys-get-solos thing. *sighs* I've always wanted to sing alone on a stage like this one...
*glances around again, just to be sure, then belts out a hit from her opera days*
Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday dear so-and-so, Happy birthday to you!
*out loud* Oh, I nailed that octave leap!
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Post by Vianne Giry on Oct 25, 2006 21:13:12 GMT -5
((*face/palm*))
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Carlotta
- In the Duggins -
*Does something super diva-ish*
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Post by Carlotta on Oct 25, 2006 21:13:48 GMT -5
"Where are'a mah-ye librettos, eh? WHERE?!" she suddently noticed the girl on the stage. "YOU! GET OFF'A DAT STAGE! DEH STAGE ONLY FOR GOOD SINGERRS!" Carlotta screamed pointing at her.
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Post by Sir Percy on Oct 25, 2006 21:17:39 GMT -5
((You tell her, Carlotta! Seriously, where IS Christine? Hell, I bet even Demi could sing better. PERCY could sing better. Ok, no, that's just begging for trouble.))
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Post by Emmy Rossum on Oct 25, 2006 21:20:40 GMT -5
Minnie!
*is in hanging-with-the-more-talented-and-famous-costars mode*
I didn't know you were here! What are you doing here?
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Carlotta
- In the Duggins -
*Does something super diva-ish*
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Post by Carlotta on Oct 25, 2006 21:25:43 GMT -5
Carlotta stomped over to the little brat. "WAT? WAT AM I-EE DOINGG 'ERE??? I-EE AM DEH WORLD'S GREATEST SOPRANO JOU IDIOT! AND JOU ARRE ON MAH-EE STAGE!!!!"
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Post by Vianne Giry on Oct 25, 2006 21:27:34 GMT -5
((Jaw tension! Go for hella jaw tension!))
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Post by Sir Percy on Oct 25, 2006 21:28:55 GMT -5
((Kick ass, doll. This is the only time I'm rooting for you.))
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Carlotta
- In the Duggins -
*Does something super diva-ish*
Posts: 62
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Post by Carlotta on Oct 25, 2006 21:30:11 GMT -5
((Ooooh man...Carlotta's going to chew her out on her jaw tension and resonance, not to mention diction, breathing, and breath support. Sorry...I'm a vocal technique freak...-_-'
Thanks~ *winks* ;D))
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Post by Emmy Rossum on Oct 25, 2006 21:31:30 GMT -5
*suddenly has a mental breathrough like when Charlie on NUMB3RS suddenly realizes how one math problem can solve all the world's problems and somehow figures out that she is not, as previously assumed, in the current-day Garnier, but has in fact been transported through time and space to the fictional opera house she inhabited in the 2004 film, and gasps in a rather affected manner*
Oh! Carlotta. I. Wow.
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Carlotta
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*Does something super diva-ish*
Posts: 62
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Post by Carlotta on Oct 25, 2006 21:34:59 GMT -5
Carlotta calmed down a bit, "Jou eh singerr?" she lifted one eyebrow and put her hand on her hip seemingly unimpressed. "'ow many arias do jou know? eh? 'how many operahs jou perrforrm? And...WAT ARE JOU DOING ON'A MAH-EE STAGE?!?!?!?!" She belted.
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Post by Sir Percy on Oct 25, 2006 21:35:42 GMT -5
((*snickers* I'm going to have so much fun scaring you, Emmy. Demiselle can be hell.))
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Post by Emmy Rossum on Oct 25, 2006 21:41:11 GMT -5
*stands up tall, both hands on her hips and a very pissy look on her face*
For your information, I have been singing in operas alongside Placido Domingo and Luciano Pavarotti since I was SEVEN YEARS OLD! I had PERFECT INTONATION when I was in KINDERGARTEN! I'm going to play MUSETTA IN CARMEN someday!!
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Post by Sir Percy on Oct 25, 2006 21:42:55 GMT -5
((*files nails* When I'm done whisking my wife away to a secret meeting, I'm going to kick your ass, baby face.))
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Carlotta
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*Does something super diva-ish*
Posts: 62
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Post by Carlotta on Oct 25, 2006 21:45:15 GMT -5
((This is PERFECT!!! I LOVE YOU! XD))
Carlotta blinked at the unfamiliar names...
She snorted, "Hmm! Jou do NOT 'ave perrfect intonation...AND DERE IS'A NO MUSETTA IN CARMEN!!!!!" She screamed at the top of her lungs. "Who composed Carmen? hmm? What is'a intonation? Prroove to ME dat you sing. Sing'a me Pamina's aria in deh Magic Flute, Ach Ich Fuhl's...NOW!" she kept her hands planted on her hips and shifted her weight to one side, tapping her foot impatiently.
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