Safe on the Stage
Aug 1, 2006 22:54:11 GMT -5
Post by Emmanuelle on Aug 1, 2006 22:54:11 GMT -5
*licks her paw and swipes at her ear.*
Maestro?
*hacks lightly, as if getting around a hairball and began, to the tune of PONR:*
Pass the ball of woolly yarn--no sideways glances:
My focus is dead set upon that thread!
Past all thought of mouse or ball--no use in waving!
Abandon toys as claws begin to shred!
What raging pounce shall shake the house?
What beckons through the kitty-door?
What sweet severance lies before us?
Pass the ball of woolly yarn, those tempting fleeces!
What warm, unravelled sweaters will I pull
Apart into that ball of wool?
You have brought me
A toy mouse full of dried catnip...
A toy mouse full of magic that grows in your garden...garden...
I have let go of the wool I'd begun to rip...
In my mind I've already imagined our pawsies entwining, defenseless and silent...
And now I am here with you...no second thoughts...I've decided.
Decided.
Screw the ball of woolly yarn! No going back now!
The herb-filled mouse, has now, at last, begun
To sway back and forth before
My widened eeeeyes!
How long can we two wait, before we're one?
When will the blood begin to race?
The catnip mouse burst open wide?
When will the haze at last, consume us?
Past the point of caring how
We come together!
I POUNCE UPON YOU AND TEAR YOU LEIK WHOA!
And then we let the catnip flooooow...
*trails off into dreamy silence, careless of whether she hit the right notes just now. All that matters is mmmmcatnip.*
((*wikipedias catnip* Catnip is like kitty sex in herbal form, pretty much.
If Christine were a cat, and Gerik were the 'nip, this would explain so much about that whole scene in the movie.))
Maestro?
*hacks lightly, as if getting around a hairball and began, to the tune of PONR:*
Pass the ball of woolly yarn--no sideways glances:
My focus is dead set upon that thread!
Past all thought of mouse or ball--no use in waving!
Abandon toys as claws begin to shred!
What raging pounce shall shake the house?
What beckons through the kitty-door?
What sweet severance lies before us?
Pass the ball of woolly yarn, those tempting fleeces!
What warm, unravelled sweaters will I pull
Apart into that ball of wool?
You have brought me
A toy mouse full of dried catnip...
A toy mouse full of magic that grows in your garden...garden...
I have let go of the wool I'd begun to rip...
In my mind I've already imagined our pawsies entwining, defenseless and silent...
And now I am here with you...no second thoughts...I've decided.
Decided.
Screw the ball of woolly yarn! No going back now!
The herb-filled mouse, has now, at last, begun
To sway back and forth before
My widened eeeeyes!
How long can we two wait, before we're one?
When will the blood begin to race?
The catnip mouse burst open wide?
When will the haze at last, consume us?
Past the point of caring how
We come together!
I POUNCE UPON YOU AND TEAR YOU LEIK WHOA!
And then we let the catnip flooooow...
*trails off into dreamy silence, careless of whether she hit the right notes just now. All that matters is mmmmcatnip.*
((*wikipedias catnip* Catnip is like kitty sex in herbal form, pretty much.
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