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Post by Alfred on Jun 1, 2009 19:45:21 GMT -5
"I have bad experiences with families... are you sure we can't just do it now? Chaps and sticks and whatever included, if you want..."
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Post by Der Tod on Jun 1, 2009 19:54:04 GMT -5
"I told you, I'll keep tabs, all right? That's all I can do for now."
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Post by Alfred on Jun 1, 2009 19:56:52 GMT -5
"You don't get it. Drop me back into that body and I'll be back to being a worthless partially insane drunk, probably with a 20-pound purse induced concussion! Do you really want that on your conscience?" Alfred tried, rather desperate to remain dead.
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Post by Der Tod on Jun 1, 2009 20:01:41 GMT -5
"You're already back in your body."
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Post by Alfred on Jun 1, 2009 20:04:05 GMT -5
"And do I look like I'm doing well?!"
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Post by Der Tod on Jun 1, 2009 20:08:39 GMT -5
"You're a little ashen, to tell you the- oh, wait, that couldn't possibly be because you're a vampire, could it?" he said sarcastically.
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Post by Alfred on Jun 1, 2009 20:12:17 GMT -5
"Oh my God! OH! MY! GOD!" Alfred did an impressive imitation of an enthusiastic Japanese girl. "Listen, listen... if I'm a vampire... you got this right? That means I'm dead! You can' t get in trouble for ushering off someone who's already dead, right?"
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Post by Der Tod on Jun 1, 2009 20:16:21 GMT -5
"Frankly, you guys tend to weird us psychopomps out a bit."
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Post by Alfred on Jun 1, 2009 20:17:00 GMT -5
"Good, get rid of the weirdness and let me die properly already!"
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Post by Der Tod on Jun 1, 2009 20:20:18 GMT -5
Tod pinched the bridge of his nose in frustration.
"Okay, here's the thing. You're already sort of straddling life and death as it is."
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Post by Alfred on Jun 1, 2009 20:24:07 GMT -5
"I've never straddled you!" Alfred exclaimed in obvious shock.
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Post by Der Tod on Jun 1, 2009 20:25:20 GMT -5
"Oh, my God. Are you always this oblivious?"
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Post by Alfred on Jun 1, 2009 20:26:25 GMT -5
Alfred stared at him, completely oblivious as always.
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Post by Der Tod on Jun 1, 2009 20:35:39 GMT -5
"All right, you know what? I'll come check on you in a few days."
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Post by Alfred on Jun 1, 2009 20:38:35 GMT -5
"And finish me off?" Alfred asked hopefully.
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