Miley Stewart
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Post by Miley Stewart on Apr 13, 2009 14:23:10 GMT -5
Miley knew someone was following her, she may have only just turned that night but she wasn't that stupid. Maybe they'd seen her kill that drunk who'd tried to hit on her, but that wasn't really important. What was important was that whoever it was had followed her to the Opera's roof, and now they were going to find out why that had been a mistake.
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Post by Uwe!Van Helsing on Apr 13, 2009 14:28:28 GMT -5
Van Helsing stalked his prey, sweaty chesthair hanging out of his open shirt in a manner that he himself found to be extremely heroic.
Others might describe it as 'eew'.
Still, sod them, if it was good enough for Dracula...
He knew he had to be close to her now and had his stake and crucifix at the ready. She had killed earlier and a rooftop would provide no escape for the nosferatu.
Resisting the urge to burst into song and mess up his voice worse than he already had, the vampire hunter pressed on into the darkness.
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Post by Miley Stewart on Apr 13, 2009 14:47:50 GMT -5
Miley could have almost laughed at how ridiculous the guy looked. Jackson would have made a scarier vampire hunter!
But looks could be deceiving, she knew all about that. It was entirely possible that this guy actually was a vampire hunter, but still...
"Is that a cucifix in your pocket, or are you just happy see me."
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Post by Uwe!Van Helsing on Apr 13, 2009 14:59:21 GMT -5
The vampire hunter held out the crucifix in her direction.
"The good shall triumph, you foul being of the night!" he yelled with a thick German accent that won't be typed except when comically appropriate as he gripped his stake tighter with his other hand.
"Now, prepare to finally lay down your cursed existence, for it itself is a crime worthy of punishment by dess!"
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Miley Stewart
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Post by Miley Stewart on Apr 13, 2009 15:17:25 GMT -5
"Oh no! Not a cross! How will I ever get away now?" Miley said sarcastically. She reached out and grabbed the crucifix, and smiled a distinctly evil smile as nothing happened.
"Oops. Guess that options gone." She let out a small laugh. "Wannabevampirehuntersaywha?"
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Post by Uwe!Van Helsing on Apr 13, 2009 15:26:56 GMT -5
Van Helsing stared at the crucifix and made an extra scary horrified face. Since when did that happen?! What was she, a Jewish vampire?
He made a pathetic squeaky noise before looking up and walking right into the 'trap'.
"Wha?"
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Miley Stewart
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Post by Miley Stewart on Apr 13, 2009 15:37:11 GMT -5
Miley laughed again and bared her fangs. "Y'all are just making this too easy. Tell you what, how about I give you a free shot. Do whatever you like, run even. Go on, do your best."
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Post by Uwe!Van Helsing on Apr 13, 2009 15:45:05 GMT -5
Not one to resist a cheap shot, Van Helsing immediately tried to stab her with his stake.
As he did so, he couldn't help but hum.
Anyone with half a brain could see that an ear-torturing solo or perhaps even a duet wasn't far away.
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Post by Miley Stewart on Apr 13, 2009 16:09:39 GMT -5
"Wow, you're a worse singer then Lily! I think killing you would count as community service." Miley said. "Nighty night!" Without any more hesitation Miley sunk her teeth into the man's neck and drained him dry.
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Post by Uwe!Van Helsing on Apr 13, 2009 16:41:13 GMT -5
With a gurgle that actually sounded a lot better than anything he'd sung in the last few years, Van Helsing sank to his knees and finally went limp as the life was sucked out of him.
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