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Post by Rorschach on Mar 23, 2009 20:00:27 GMT -5
((Renn made me do it. Plus this will allow me to get out my need to write parody!Rorschach without it affecting plot.))
The Internet sprawls before me as a morass of filth and depravity. On every page, girls are going wild, baring their udderlike breasts to the slack-jawed chronic masturbators of the world, while garish pop-up ads tell me I am the one thousandth lost soul to wander into this pit of shame and depravity, and that my 'reward' is something called an iPhone.
An iPhone will never alleviate the fulsome putridity of existing.
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Post by Renn on Mar 23, 2009 20:03:47 GMT -5
HEY ROARSHOCK YOU SINGLE
*adds to friends*
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Post by Rorschach on Mar 23, 2009 20:06:04 GMT -5
*logs on later*
*stares*
*blotches look confused*
I don't know you. I don't want to know you. I do not want to get pulled down any further into the tidal pool of shame and degradation that passes for life in this wasted century.
*pauses*
*adds to friends anyway*
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Post by Renn on Mar 23, 2009 20:10:47 GMT -5
*glee* *knows she is only asking for trouble* *is giggling like mad in front of the screen*
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Post by Rorschach on Mar 23, 2009 20:15:47 GMT -5
Glitter. Huh. Cheap cover for your own cheapness.
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Post by Daniel Dreiberg on Mar 23, 2009 23:48:38 GMT -5
Hey! I didn't know you had one of these, I always thought you were opposed to technology.
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Post by Rorschach on Mar 24, 2009 16:47:21 GMT -5
By posting here you only compromise your own security and identity. Typical.
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Post by Daniel Dreiberg on Mar 24, 2009 19:06:51 GMT -5
What are you talking about? My profile is private and my picture is of a rabbit eating a carrot, tell me how am I compromising my security?
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