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Post by Valmont on Jan 27, 2009 15:25:50 GMT -5
Male 35 years old PARIS, FranceValmont's InterestsGeneralIf you don't know, why are you here? MusicMozart, Prince, Bary White MoviesAll About Eve, Behind the Green Door, Godfather, Hard Candy TelevisionGossip Girl BooksMarquis de Sade, the Kama Sutra, Heinlein HeroesMarquis de Sade, myself Status: Swinger Here for: Dating, Networking Sexual Orientation: Bi Height: 6' 1" Body Type: Slim / Slender Religion: Catholic. Of course. Smoker: No Drinker: Yes Children: No Answer Occupation: You Zodiac Sign: Leo Who I'd Like to MeetYou, darling.
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Post by Valmont on Jan 27, 2009 15:36:43 GMT -5
Are these answers meant to be hypothetical? I confess, I am new to this medium, but surely technology is not that brilliant. If it is, however, I stand corrected--and by my answers.
"RULES: Fill out in a comment first so I know your answers, then, if you say yes to "Repost this for me to answer your questions?" repost!"
Would You... [] Push me into a wall and kiss me? [] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill? [] Slap Me? [] Have Hard Core Sex With Me? [] Slap Me If I Asked You To? [] Lick/Suck My Neck? [] Let Me Lick/Suck Your Neck? [] Watch A Movie With Me? [] Take Me Out To Dinner? [] Take A Shower With Me? [] Take Me Home For The Night? [] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed? [] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed (With You)? [] Take Me Anywhere With You? [] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions? [] Lock Me In Your room And Take Advantage Of Me? [] Let me lock you in your room and Take Advantage of you? [] Make me breakfast? [] Tickle Me? [] Let Me Tickle You? [] Stick Up For Me If Someone Was Being Mean to Me? [] Instant Message Me? [] Greet Me In Public? [] Hang Out With Me? [] Hold my waist from behind while we are out? [] Bring Me Around Your Friends?
Do You... [] Miss Me? [] Love Me? [] Think I'm Hot? [] Think I'm Cute? [] Think I'm Ok? [] Think I'm Ugly? [] Want To Kiss Me? [] Want To Cuddle With Me? [] Want To Date Me? [] Want To Love Me?
Am I... [] Sweet? [] Funny? [] Cool? [] lovable? [] Adorable? [] Great To Be With? [] Attractive? [] Mean?
Have You Ever... [] Thought About Hooking Up With Me? [] Found Yourself Wanting To Kiss Me? [] Wished I Were There? [] Had A Crush On Me? [] Wanted My Number? [] Had A Dream About Me? [] Been Distracted By Me? [] Thought About screwing Me?
Are You... [] Happy You Know Me? [] Thinking About Me? [] My Friend
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Post by Nicolas de Lenfent on Jan 27, 2009 15:52:18 GMT -5
((Catholic, of course. *dies*))
[Nicolas friends Valmont after looking over the reply to his meme in some confusion.
Also, Nicolas and Valmont would be an oddly hilarious and awesome thread. Just saying.]
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Post by Valmont on Jan 27, 2009 15:54:31 GMT -5
*Valmont friends Nicolas with great satisfaction, as he is the sort of watches his total climb and pouts when it plateaus*
((It totally would.))
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Post by Nicolas de Lenfent on Jan 27, 2009 16:01:31 GMT -5
((Is it bad that I can totally hear Malkovich's voice saying Valmont's interests? *sporfle*
And that is making me want to try it now. *headdesks*))
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Post by Ghislain on Jan 27, 2009 16:20:34 GMT -5
Would You... [x] Push me into a wall and kiss me? [] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill? <--- The wording doesn't seem that way. "Come to my house to do nothing but..." I think that "chilling" must be rather disappointing, as in, "I am not getting what I would like to, but I would be willing to do nothing else but this disappointing thing..." You see? [x] Slap Me? Yes, absolutely anywhere. [x] Have Hard Core Sex With Me? [x] Slap Me If I Asked You To? [x] Lick/Suck My Neck? [x] Let Me Lick/Suck Your Neck? [] Watch A Movie With Me? [] Take Me Out To Dinner? [x] Take A Shower With Me? [] Take Me Home For The Night? [] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed? [x] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed (With You)? [] Take Me Anywhere With You? [x] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions? [x] Lock Me In Your room And Take Advantage Of Me? [x] Let me lock you in your room and Take Advantage of you? [] Make me breakfast? [x] Tickle Me? [] Let Me Tickle You? [] Stick Up For Me If Someone Was Being Mean to Me? [] Instant Message Me? [x] Greet Me In Public? ... Whether you'd like to be greeted or not. [] Hang Out With Me? [] Hold my waist from behind while we are out? [x] Bring Me Around Your Friends? I think you'd rather like an outing with my friends, Vicomte. You might try it sometime, no?
Do You... [] Miss Me? [] Love Me? [] Think I'm Hot? [] Think I'm Cute? [] Think I'm Ok? [] Think I'm Ugly? [] Want To Kiss Me? [] Want To Cuddle With Me? [] Want To Date Me? [] Want To Love Me?
Am I... [] Sweet? [] Funny? [] Cool? [] lovable? [] Adorable? [x] Great To Be With? [] Attractive? [] Mean?
Have You Ever... [x] Thought About Hooking Up With Me? [] Found Yourself Wanting To Kiss Me? [] Wished I Were There? [] Had A Crush On Me? [] Wanted My Number? [] Had A Dream About Me? [] Been Distracted By Me? [x] Thought About screwing Me? Thought about. I'd never dreamed it might happen. It's more honesty than I often give, so don't be picky, now.
Are You... [] Happy You Know Me? [] Thinking About Me? [] My Friend
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Post by Archie Cunningham on Jan 27, 2009 16:23:54 GMT -5
What enormously odd questions it asked. I don't suppose you do anything in moderation, though, do you, my lord?
Would You... [] Push me into a wall and kiss me? [] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill? [] Slap Me? [] Have Hard Core Sex With Me? [x] Slap Me If I Asked You To? [] Lick/Suck My Neck? [x] Let Me Lick/Suck Your Neck? [] Watch A Movie With Me? [] Take Me Out To Dinner? [] Take A Shower With Me? [] Take Me Home For The Night? [x] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed? - Although, honestly, I cannot picture your wanting to. [] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed (With You)? [] Take Me Anywhere With You? [] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions? [] Lock Me In Your room And Take Advantage Of Me? [x] Let me lock you in your room and Take Advantage of you? [x] Make me breakfast? [] Tickle Me? [x] Let Me Tickle You? [] Stick Up For Me If Someone Was Being Mean to Me? [] Instant Message Me? [x] Greet Me In Public? [] Hang Out With Me? [] Hold my waist from behind while we are out? [] Bring Me Around Your Friends?
Do You... [] Miss Me? [] Love Me? [] Think I'm Hot? [] Think I'm Cute? [] Think I'm Ok? [] Think I'm Ugly? [] Want To Kiss Me? [] Want To Cuddle With Me? [] Want To Date Me? [] Want To Love Me?
Am I... [] Sweet? [] Funny? [] Cool? [] lovable? [] Adorable? [] Great To Be With? [x] Attractive? [] Mean?
Have You Ever... [] Thought About Hooking Up With Me? [] Found Yourself Wanting To Kiss Me? [] Wished I Were There? [] Had A Crush On Me? [] Wanted My Number? [] Had A Dream About Me? [x] Been Distracted By Me? [] Thought About screwing Me?
Are You... [] Happy You Know Me? [x] Thinking About Me? - Now, obviously. Wasn't that the point? [] My Friend
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Post by Comtesse du Barry on Jan 27, 2009 16:26:40 GMT -5
Would You... [x] Push me into a wall and kiss me? [] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill? [x] Slap Me? [] Have Hard Core Sex With Me? -- My, that does sound sodomitic, doesn't it? [x] Slap Me If I Asked You To? -- Only if you asked nicely. [x] Lick/Suck My Neck? [x] Let Me Lick/Suck Your Neck? [] Watch A Movie With Me? [x] Take Me Out To Dinner? [x] Take A Shower With Me? [x] Take Me Home For The Night? [x] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed? [x] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed (With You)? [] Take Me Anywhere With You? [] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions? [x] Lock Me In Your room And Take Advantage Of Me? [] Let me lock you in your room and Take Advantage of you? [] Make me breakfast? [] Tickle Me? [] Let Me Tickle You? [] Stick Up For Me If Someone Was Being Mean to Me? [] Instant Message Me? [x] Greet Me In Public? [] Hang Out With Me? [] Hold my waist from behind while we are out? [] Bring Me Around Your Friends? -- My friends wouldn't want you anywhere near. They do get so jealous.
Do You... [] Miss Me? [] Love Me? [] Think I'm Hot? [] Think I'm Cute? [] Think I'm Ok? [] Think I'm Ugly? [x] Want To Kiss Me? [] Want To Cuddle With Me? [] Want To Date Me? [] Want To Love Me?
Am I... [] Sweet? [x] Funny? [] Cool? [] lovable? [] Adorable? [] Great To Be With? [x] Attractive? [] Mean?
Have You Ever... [] Thought About Hooking Up With Me? [x] Found Yourself Wanting To Kiss Me? [] Wished I Were There? [] Had A Crush On Me? [] Wanted My Number? [] Had A Dream About Me? [] Been Distracted By Me? [x] Thought About screwing Me?
Are You... [] Happy You Know Me? [] Thinking About Me? [] My Friend
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Post by Valmont on Jan 27, 2009 17:09:36 GMT -5
[] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill? <--- The wording doesn't seem that way. "Come to my house to do nothing but..." I think that "chilling" must be rather disappointing, as in, "I am not getting what I would like to, but I would be willing to do nothing else but this disappointing thing..." You see? Hmm. Quite. I see, that is rather disappointing. I take it all back, then. I don't seem to be interested in "chilling." How droll. Do people on the internet often use vocabulary that has no relation to its original meaning?
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Post by Valerie on Jan 27, 2009 17:15:53 GMT -5
Would You... [] Push me into a wall and kiss me? [] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill? I doubt it. [x] Slap Me? [] Have Hard Core Sex With Me? [x] Slap Me If I Asked You To? You do. Frequently. Though of course, you would not realize you had asked. [] Lick/Suck My Neck? [] Let Me Lick/Suck Your Neck? [] Watch A Movie With Me? [] Take Me Out To Dinner? [] Take A Shower With Me? [] Take Me Home For The Night? [] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed? [] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed (With You)? [] Take Me Anywhere With You? [] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions? [] Lock Me In Your room And Take Advantage Of Me? [] Let me lock you in your room and Take Advantage of you? [] Make me breakfast? [] Tickle Me? [] Let Me Tickle You? [] Stick Up For Me If Someone Was Being Mean to Me? [] Instant Message Me? [x] Greet Me In Public? [] Hang Out With Me? [] Hold my waist from behind while we are out? [] Bring Me Around Your Friends?
Do You... [] Miss Me? [] Love Me? [] Think I'm Hot? [] Think I'm Cute? [] Think I'm Ok? [] Think I'm Ugly? [] Want To Kiss Me? [] Want To Cuddle With Me? [] Want To Date Me? [] Want To Love Me?
Am I... [] Sweet? [] Funny? [] Cool? [] lovable? [] Adorable? [] Great To Be With? [] Attractive? [x] Mean?
Have You Ever... [x] Thought About Hooking Up With Me? [x] Found Yourself Wanting To Kiss Me? [] Wished I Were There? [] Had A Crush On Me? [] Wanted My Number? [] Had A Dream About Me? [x] Been Distracted By Me? [x] Thought About screwing Me?
Are You... [] Happy You Know Me? [] Thinking About Me? [] My Friend
This survey seems inadequate and unbalanced.
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Post by Valmont on Jan 27, 2009 17:36:22 GMT -5
Ah but you, my dear, are as fair as ever, aren't you?
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Post by Valerie on Jan 27, 2009 21:56:00 GMT -5
You need help.
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Post by Valmont on Jan 28, 2009 11:24:46 GMT -5
Indeed I do, Miss Lambert. Would you care to try? Think what a grand project it would be for you. My reformation. You had it, nearly, once.
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Post by Valerie on Jan 28, 2009 11:59:03 GMT -5
Too much time, too much effort, too little result. What a waste.
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Post by Ghislain on Jan 28, 2009 12:00:57 GMT -5
[] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill? <--- The wording doesn't seem that way. "Come to my house to do nothing but..." I think that "chilling" must be rather disappointing, as in, "I am not getting what I would like to, but I would be willing to do nothing else but this disappointing thing..." You see? Hmm. Quite. I see, that is rather disappointing. I take it all back, then. I don't seem to be interested in "chilling." How droll. Do people on the internet often use vocabulary that has no relation to its original meaning? Dear sir, I have no idea what you mean. But I very frequently do the same.
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