Tucker
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Post by Tucker on Feb 5, 2009 13:50:36 GMT -5
*Tucker rolled his eyes, not that they were visible or anything. He turned to Caboose for a moment.*
"Ok, look. You just stay here. I'll see if I can find some legs."
Of a far more delightful variety.
*Preemptively, he held up his hands, as if to keep Caboose where he was.*
"But you gotta stay here, so I can find you again to give them to you, ok?"
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Caboose
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Post by Caboose on Feb 5, 2009 13:56:47 GMT -5
*Caboose lit up like a christmas tree (not that anyone could see it) and nodded.* "Okay, Tucker! Go get those legs for us, and maybe some ketchup if they have any! And then we can eat them and they will be wonderful and cooked and everything!"
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Post by Tucker on Feb 5, 2009 14:03:50 GMT -5
*Tucker winced but managed to nod tightly.*
"I'll see what I can do, Caboose." *He sighed and disappeared into the crowd.*
((He'll come back, but I didn't want to assume that Caboose would stay put while he was gone.))
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Caboose
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Post by Caboose on Feb 5, 2009 14:22:51 GMT -5
((Eh, Caboose is better at staying still than one might think. Only a little, though.))
*Caboose began waiting and took a nearby unoccupied seat, where he twiddled his thumbs and whistled. And tried thinking, but he found that a bit too hard, so he went back to whistling.*
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Tucker
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Post by Tucker on Feb 5, 2009 14:27:07 GMT -5
((No worries, I just didn't want to assume.))
*Tucker's voice carried a bit before he appeared.*
"Hey! All right, all right. I'm going."
*He was frowning until his helmet as he reemerged some time later, lipstick smudges on the side of his visor.*
"Sheesh. How was I supposed to know that they didn't take credit?" *He lifted his hands defensively.*
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Caboose
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Post by Caboose on Feb 5, 2009 14:34:32 GMT -5
*Caboose was just getting up to go do something when he heard Tucker, and therefore sat back down. When he saw Tucker, lacking in chicken no less, he blinked.*
"... Where did the chickens get lipstick, Tucker?"
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Tucker
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Post by Tucker on Feb 5, 2009 14:43:06 GMT -5
"Well, this is France, Caboose." *As if that explained everything. Tucker started to push his way back to the door.*
"And apparently they only take French money here." *Seemed unreasonable to him. He was a gift, meant to be shared.*
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Caboose
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Post by Caboose on Feb 5, 2009 14:53:23 GMT -5
"Ah." * To him, that did explain everything. He attempted to push his way through that massive mass of man and woman, and was quite successful for the most part. Well, except for banging his head on a doorway.
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Tucker
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Post by Tucker on Feb 5, 2009 14:57:43 GMT -5
*Tucker hardly noticed as he waited outside, leaning against the wall and apparently deep in thought.*
"Where can we go...that doesn't require French cash....and has girls?"
*The solution hadn't presented itself yet, but it would in time. He was quite confident.*
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Caboose
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Post by Caboose on Feb 6, 2009 12:40:49 GMT -5
*Caboose finally made it out of the building, and reeling more than a little bit from being shoved around. He managed to catch the last of what Tucker had said, somehow, and raised a hand.*
"Ooh, Tucker, I think I have the perfect idea for where to go! See, there is this big house and everything and I saw a lot of pretty girls going in and out. There's also a lot of singing going on there, for some reason. But anyway I think it was called the Oprah House."
*Caboose sat down, satisfied with his report's accuracy and being useful.*
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Tucker
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Post by Tucker on Feb 6, 2009 15:39:45 GMT -5
*It took sometime for Tucker to recognize that Caboose was actually talking to him, so he only really caught the last part. He stared at his teammate for a moment.*
"Wait. You mean opera house? Like...theater and sh*t? Man, that sh*ts for p*ssies."
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Caboose
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Post by Caboose on Feb 6, 2009 15:45:51 GMT -5
*Caboose stared at Tucker for a moment, before repeating what he said veeeeery slooooowly. After he finished, he went back to staring at Tucker.*
"Doooo yooouuu understaaand meee nooow, Tuuuucker?"
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Tucker
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Post by Tucker on Feb 6, 2009 15:52:47 GMT -5
"Shut up, Caboose." *Tucker growled, pushing himself off the wall with a heavy sigh.*
"Fine. Where's this house?" *This was starting to suck more and more. Why did this sh*t always happen to him?*
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Caboose
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Post by Caboose on Feb 6, 2009 15:59:04 GMT -5
"Just fooollloooow meeee, Tucker."
*And with that he set off towards where he thought said opera house was, assuming Tucker would follow. *
((To the Opera, or shall he get them both lost or even *gasp* seperated?))
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Tucker
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Post by Tucker on Feb 6, 2009 16:45:08 GMT -5
((Whatever you're interested in is fine by me.))
*Tucker waited a long moment before following, grumbling lowly.*
"F*ck you, Caboose. F*ck you."
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