Pavi Largo
- Ingenious Pilot -
OH NOOOOO!%\0\%
Posts: 200
|
Biology
Oct 8, 2008 22:48:13 GMT -5
Post by Pavi Largo on Oct 8, 2008 22:48:13 GMT -5
((Wait, is that directed at Pavi or Edward? There's a word missing there somewhere))
|
|
Edward Cullen
- Ingenious Pilot -
What if I?m not a superhero? What if I?m the bad guy?
Posts: 163
|
Biology
Oct 8, 2008 22:48:25 GMT -5
Post by Edward Cullen on Oct 8, 2008 22:48:25 GMT -5
It wasn't possible.
The women of his most fragrant dreams was actually speaking to that muttony monster with the tacked-on face, whose thoughts were full of graphic depictions of the woman in front of him that Edward tried very hard to shut out. Which was impossible, considering the force of them and the curious anatomical improbabilities of some. Could you really...? Edward shook his head as if to clear it, his amber hair flopping delicately like a bird with one wing.
She could not be allowed to do these things. Edward was resolved on that point. This girl was a delicate flower, a fawn, a lamb, some sort of fluffy deranged kitten with a squishy face. And there was no way for Edward to tell her those things, for she hated him, or saw him for the soulless monster he was, or maybe didn't like his blue pullover, he'd have to try brown tomorrow, and anyway he could not allow himself to get close to her or he might... he might...
Enjoy himself. No, wait. Eat her! That's what he was worried about.
But he could protect her. Silently and strongly, like a marble sentinel but in a blue pullover.
|
|
Pavi Largo
- Ingenious Pilot -
OH NOOOOO!%\0\%
Posts: 200
|
Biology
Oct 8, 2008 22:50:41 GMT -5
Post by Pavi Largo on Oct 8, 2008 22:50:41 GMT -5
((Okay, confusion cleared up.))
|
|
Pavi Largo
- Ingenious Pilot -
OH NOOOOO!%\0\%
Posts: 200
|
Biology
Oct 8, 2008 22:52:49 GMT -5
Post by Pavi Largo on Oct 8, 2008 22:52:49 GMT -5
"The Pavi always has time for a beautiful lady such as yourself," he oozed, tossing Edward a quick look that clearly said And that's how it's done, junior.
|
|
|
Biology
Oct 8, 2008 22:53:30 GMT -5
Post by Erik on Oct 8, 2008 22:53:30 GMT -5
((Oh, I just assumed.))
|
|
Pavi Largo
- Ingenious Pilot -
OH NOOOOO!%\0\%
Posts: 200
|
Biology
Oct 8, 2008 23:02:18 GMT -5
Post by Pavi Largo on Oct 8, 2008 23:02:18 GMT -5
((You got my theory about Pavi versus Edward, right? That it's one form of outdated misogynistic romance against another? That or a reprise of old-school verse!Erik versus Raoul, back when we had manslut!Raoul and Erik the Angry Virgin. Of course, in this case it's the rich manslut who's so disfigured that he wears a mask, and the broody stalker is the pretty one.))
|
|
Bella
- Masterful Virgin -
Posts: 14
|
Biology
Oct 8, 2008 23:07:27 GMT -5
Post by Bella on Oct 8, 2008 23:07:27 GMT -5
((So, I was going to jump straight to the part where Bella hears Edward's voice in her head telling her what to do and that she's a dunderhead. Since in the books it appears that it's all her and she's a schizoid delusional hallucinator [yes, all those things], I assume it's alright to just write that all as Bella?
Or Edward, did you want to talk in Bella's head?
Meanwhile . . .))
The danger in Pavi's tone is a shot of life without which she would be lifeless, seeing as how her life was OVER.
"Oh, but I'm--I'm remarkably pale," she told Pavi, who had said she was beautiful, "but then again also extremely malleable. So basically I'll do what males tell me. Also, will lead them on. Let's get dangerous!"
She couldn't help looking one more at Edward, not because she thought he'd care, but because she could not breath without one more glance at his perfectly formed and fragile and fornicateable and fundamentalist and freakily funnily fantastic features.
|
|
Pavi Largo
- Ingenious Pilot -
OH NOOOOO!%\0\%
Posts: 200
|
Biology
Oct 8, 2008 23:25:53 GMT -5
Post by Pavi Largo on Oct 8, 2008 23:25:53 GMT -5
"Paviche Largo," he said. He was actually leering quite obviously, but wearing someone else's face tends to make one's expressions hard to read. Just ask that woman from France who was all over the news a while ago. "But my friends call me Pavi. Would-a you like-a to be the Pavi's friend, bellissima? Hmmm?"
|
|
Edward Cullen
- Ingenious Pilot -
What if I?m not a superhero? What if I?m the bad guy?
Posts: 163
|
Biology
Oct 9, 2008 12:58:31 GMT -5
Post by Edward Cullen on Oct 9, 2008 12:58:31 GMT -5
((I think you should write Edward in Bella's head, J, because she's the crazy one, and it would amuse me.))
Edward's undead, possibly stone cold hard twitched figuratively in his chest, like the Earth shuddering in its rotation as the moon is artificially pulled away and disrupts its gravity. Her words, meant for the other, not nearly so perfect man whose entire mind was leering, struck him like no man-made knife ever could, even those ones as-seen-on-tv.
...but then again also extremely malleable. So basically I'll do what males tell me...
Was it even possible? Not a thought in her head, and not an opinion to get in the way. It was just what Esme had always wanted for him, just what he'd been furiously not-thinking about as he put together endless puzzles.
And also, peppermint.
|
|
Pavi Largo
- Ingenious Pilot -
OH NOOOOO!%\0\%
Posts: 200
|
Biology
Oct 9, 2008 13:41:54 GMT -5
Post by Pavi Largo on Oct 9, 2008 13:41:54 GMT -5
((...I love you. Like, seriously.))
|
|
Bella
- Masterful Virgin -
Posts: 14
|
Biology
Oct 9, 2008 21:37:59 GMT -5
Post by Bella on Oct 9, 2008 21:37:59 GMT -5
"I'm Bella," Bella said. "I've always wanted a BFF! But even though we can be best of friends and spend all our time together and talk about EVERYTHING and share all of our feelings, I'll never love you."
Damn skippy, said a voice. Also, don't be such an idiot.
"How can you ask that of me?" Bella said, whipping around to face the vision of scrumptiousness beside her.
|
|
Pavi Largo
- Ingenious Pilot -
OH NOOOOO!%\0\%
Posts: 200
|
Biology
Oct 9, 2008 22:34:31 GMT -5
Post by Pavi Largo on Oct 9, 2008 22:34:31 GMT -5
"Opinions change, bella mia," he replied without missing a beat, or aware of having created a setup to a terrible joke.
|
|
Edward Cullen
- Ingenious Pilot -
What if I?m not a superhero? What if I?m the bad guy?
Posts: 163
|
Biology
Oct 10, 2008 9:56:11 GMT -5
Post by Edward Cullen on Oct 10, 2008 9:56:11 GMT -5
"She is not yours," Edward snapped at Pavi, then turned back to the girl, his nostrils flaring and his eyes tightening with the control it took not to take her right there on the table. Her neck, that is.
"I haven't asked you anything," he protested, his velvet-steel voice cracking. "Can't you see I'm barely holding myself together? Out of undying hatred for you, and a desire to be as far away from you as possible without actually leaving this biology table, despite the fact I've graduated from high school 47 times?"
|
|
Bella
- Masterful Virgin -
Posts: 14
|
Biology
Oct 10, 2008 12:47:52 GMT -5
Post by Bella on Oct 10, 2008 12:47:52 GMT -5
The flare of the boy's nostrils was like the opening of a void in Bella's soul. She looked into that darkness, which was velvet and satiny and other types of fabrics, and saw that even his nose hairs were like perfect threads of a bright weaving of eternal bliss--they caught the light, like stars.
It did not strike her as odd that he had graduated 47 times. He was obviously a super genius perfect idiot savant, without the idiot part. It didn't occur to her that a super genius perfect idiot savant without the idiot part would have moved on to college, rocket science, and brain surgery by now, just like Doogie Howser.
"Why do you hate me?" she asked at last, snapping out of the trance his divine nose hairs had put her into. "I haven't done anything to you. I've just decided to almost kill myself with my BFF Pavi here--by the way Pavi I won't ever love you, except maybe when I do *wink wink*--because you've ignored me for a whole five minutes!"
|
|
Pavi Largo
- Ingenious Pilot -
OH NOOOOO!%\0\%
Posts: 200
|
Biology
Oct 10, 2008 17:00:36 GMT -5
Post by Pavi Largo on Oct 10, 2008 17:00:36 GMT -5
And of course, all he noticed was the double wink, and that was good enough for him. ((Man, if she becomes his slutty armcandy, they are getting a filk.))
|
|