Reg Shoe
- Ingenious Pilot -
Undead, yes! Unperson, no!%\0\%
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Post by Reg Shoe on May 9, 2008 16:27:34 GMT -5
*Reg's attempt at motivating the discarded bodies below ground was going no better than it had in Ankh-Morpork.*
"Friends, you have let the oppressors conquer you! You have fallen for the lie that the dead must remain silent an immobile! This is not the case, and we must rise up and band together!"
*The most you could say about his audience was that they weren't interrupting him. It was a bit disheartening, even for him.*
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Emily
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No, not ~that~ Emily.
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Post by Emily on May 13, 2008 15:25:33 GMT -5
***POSTING AS RANDOM DEAD BODIES***
BONES: *lay there*
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Reg Shoe
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Post by Reg Shoe on May 13, 2008 15:26:44 GMT -5
*Reg finally leaned against the wall*
"Ingrates."
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Emily
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No, not ~that~ Emily.
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Post by Emily on May 13, 2008 15:27:39 GMT -5
PILE OF BONES: *falls over*
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Reg Shoe
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Post by Reg Shoe on May 13, 2008 15:28:43 GMT -5
*Reg felt depressed.*
Why can't others do what I have done?
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Emily
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No, not ~that~ Emily.
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Post by Emily on May 13, 2008 15:36:17 GMT -5
Emily was the sort of girl who had never quite learned the distinction between a ghost and a zombie, and the laws of physics took pity on her by making her seem to be perpetually surrounded by a sort of undulating wind as she walked through the catacombs.
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Reg Shoe
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Post by Reg Shoe on May 13, 2008 15:38:17 GMT -5
*Reg brightened when he saw Emily*
"Ah, at least someone has been making an effort!"
*He gestured at the bones*
"This lot is just plain lazy."
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Emily
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No, not ~that~ Emily.
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Post by Emily on May 13, 2008 15:38:55 GMT -5
"That's because they're not even animated."
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Reg Shoe
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Post by Reg Shoe on May 13, 2008 15:40:27 GMT -5
"Well, they could be if they tried."
*He sighed*
"Anyway, hello."
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Emily
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No, not ~that~ Emily.
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Post by Emily on May 13, 2008 15:42:37 GMT -5
"Hello," she said timidly.
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Reg Shoe
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Post by Reg Shoe on May 13, 2008 15:44:26 GMT -5
"My name's Reg SHoe."
*He smiled. It was surprisingly charming, for a zombie*
"I'd shake your hand, but my fingers came off last time I tried it."
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Emily
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Post by Emily on May 13, 2008 15:46:09 GMT -5
"I can relate," Emily said, holding up her totally fleshless left arm and smiling sadly.
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Reg Shoe
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Post by Reg Shoe on May 13, 2008 15:47:03 GMT -5
*He nodded*
"I had to learn sewing pretty quickly."
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Emily
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No, not ~that~ Emily.
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Post by Emily on May 13, 2008 15:50:02 GMT -5
"Bones snap back in."
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Reg Shoe
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Post by Reg Shoe on May 13, 2008 15:50:36 GMT -5
"How long have you been Differently Alive?"
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