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Post by Captain Hank "Hazel" Murphy on Mar 4, 2008 4:04:41 GMT -5
The Captain sat at the edge of the stage watching all the crazies walk by, it was arts and crafts time and they decided to hold it in the auditorium, so if anyone wanted to sing... they would blow his ear drums out.
"This place gives me the creeps" he noticed that weird dude that ate bugs sitting over in a corner with what looked to be a cockroach... he seemed more than pleased with himself.
Murphy suddenly jumped up and began screaming "I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE! YOU PEOPLE ARE THE CRAZY ONES!" He pointed to the nurses and guards "WHY DO WE GOTTA SUFFER HUH?" He reached behind him and took out a long staff, which was amazing, and began shaking it in the air.
"ONE DAY YOU WILL ALL BE SORRY THAT YOU LOCKED US AWAY, YOU WILL ALL BE SORRY! YOU SEE WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY IN TO THE NIGHT! WE WILL FIGHT FOR OUR FREEDOM! FREEEEEDOM!!! YOU SONS OF Biii--"
He felt his bottom and sighed "Dammit, dart in the ass."
And it was dark.
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Post by Captain Hank "Hazel" Murphy on Jun 19, 2008 23:00:04 GMT -5
**LATER**
Murphy woke up in a daze and looked around "Wuzzit?"
He sat up with a start, with comically wide eyes "How in judas rockin priest did I get outside?"
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Post by Sunflower Brooks on Jun 19, 2008 23:01:34 GMT -5
"O'I brought cha out 'ere, ya silly nit, now keep it down" Sunflower shh'd Murphy with a slap in the forehead.
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Post by Captain Hank "Hazel" Murphy on Jun 19, 2008 23:04:08 GMT -5
Murphy growled at the woman "Ooooow, that was uncalled for" he stood up, well actually Sunflower threw him up on to his feet.
It took him a second to realize that he was no longer inside the aylum, that he was smelling the air, not the toilet. "Alvis bless us, everyone."
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Post by Sunflower Brooks on Jun 19, 2008 23:05:28 GMT -5
"Yea, yea shuddup you" she grabbed his hand and pulled him toward a horse that she 'borrowed' from Gatsby's stables. Jumping on it, she reached down for the captain "Come on you great useless thing, 'e ain't gonna bite cha."
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Post by Captain Hank "Hazel" Murphy on Jun 19, 2008 23:06:43 GMT -5
"Well I sure hope not, or I'm going to karate chop his a** to Timbuktu" Murphy jumped up, sitting oddly behind the blond in front of him.
"To the bar!"
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Post by Sunflower Brooks on Jun 19, 2008 23:08:45 GMT -5
"Sorry Capn', we'll get chu a whi' russian lata, we're going to the barricades, where O'I'm dropping your sorry arse off ta foight for France."
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Post by Captain Hank "Hazel" Murphy on Jun 19, 2008 23:09:28 GMT -5
"Noooo!!!!"
And they were off.
The captain's voice could be heard for miles "DAMN YOU FROGS!"
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