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Post by Captain Hank "Hazel" Murphy on Dec 11, 2007 21:10:58 GMT -5
"It's them that don't cooperate with me! I tell them I'm a very important sea captain and they tell me I should have thought about that before I went crazy!" Murphy stood up waving his fist.
"I'm not crazy! I'm not! I mean trying to start a nuclear war with America, okay that might have been a little crazy, rescuing fighting dogs and forgetting to feed them, that was seriously crazy oh and that time I caused Sealab to blow up because of my flashlight phobia, that was beyond crazy.
But right now at this moment I am sane as sane can be!"
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Post by Sunflower Brooks on Dec 11, 2007 21:13:57 GMT -5
Sunflower laughed and pulled the captain down "I 'ave no idear what your talkin' 'bout Murphy, but what you just said was crazier than anything I ever 'eard in me life."
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Post by Captain Hank "Hazel" Murphy on Dec 11, 2007 21:15:27 GMT -5
"Oh your probably right" he sighed "I just gotta get out of here! It's this place that's making me crazy, like stimutacks but without space baby and the koala bear crapping a rainbow on my brain."
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Post by Sunflower Brooks on Dec 11, 2007 21:17:30 GMT -5
Sunflower laughed heartily, it was a throaty laugh that a girl as pretty as her shouldn't have "You may be crazy, but yer 'armless."
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Post by Captain Hank "Hazel" Murphy on Dec 11, 2007 21:18:29 GMT -5
"I have arms!" He looked at her seriously before he realized he wasn't listening to her accent again. "Yea..."
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Post by Sunflower Brooks on Dec 11, 2007 21:23:04 GMT -5
"You know, if ya pretend to be sane an' not say that crazy stuff you was just sayin', they'd let you out" she rubbed her chin "I've got some clout around 'ere, and if I say you was gettin' betta they'd prolly believe me, but you gotta pretend ta be sane for a little while."
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Post by Captain Hank "Hazel" Murphy on Dec 11, 2007 21:24:27 GMT -5
The Captain rubbed his chin "Like... act?" He bounced a bit and looked at her "I could be like Michael Caine!" He smiled "...Without the accent."
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Post by Sunflower Brooks on Dec 11, 2007 21:27:31 GMT -5
He had talked about this Michael Caine person before, she thought it must be a performer in the opera and ignored it. "Yes be like Mista Caine, just for a little bit." Sunflower ruffled his hair and began cleaning up the cell.
"Try not ta pull anymore pies out will ya?"
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Post by Captain Hank "Hazel" Murphy on Dec 11, 2007 21:28:07 GMT -5
"Yes mam" he said with his most sincere smile "I'm going to nap" he laid down on the cot and almost immediately fell asleep.
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Post by Captain Hank "Hazel" Murphy on Dec 12, 2007 2:04:26 GMT -5
**HOURS MAYBE DAYS WHO KNOWS AT THE NUT HOUSEEEE!!!**
Murphy was woke up suddenly by the door to his cell opening and a big man coming in with a mean expression "Yes good sir?" DON'T EAT ME! the man picked him up by the collar and the captain gulped.
"All right 2-D man, the doctors got a nice pill for you" the man laughed and shoved a LARGE pill right down Murphy's throat "Sweet dreams" Murphy suddenly fell to the ground writhing in pain.
"Well this sucks" and passed out.
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