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Post by Hallie on Jul 20, 2007 23:06:34 GMT -5
"Yeah—too bad he didn't take Davy with him to Paris. Condom Boy would definitely have saved everyone a lot of grief." She paused. "Either that or John could have just avoided being bitten by that radioactive prostitute and not gotten his SUPERSPERM." She chuckled.
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Post by Renn on Jul 20, 2007 23:08:35 GMT -5
*Renn giggled and fell backwards onto the sofa.*
"Radioactive prostitute?" *she asked through laughter.* "I totally love you."
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Post by Hallie on Jul 20, 2007 23:10:03 GMT -5
"Well, it makes sense, doesn't it? And I wouldn't doubt that it's that girl who tried to commit suicide after Lincoln was shot."
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Post by Renn on Jul 20, 2007 23:11:28 GMT -5
*She nodded.*
"Oh, of course- that makes sense. Her radioactivity is what saved her, not the police."
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Post by Hallie on Jul 20, 2007 23:13:37 GMT -5
"Either that or John used his superpowers to make that picture magical... or something. Do you think those powers are genetic?" she joked, nodding at the sleeping child in her arms.
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Post by Renn on Jul 20, 2007 23:14:46 GMT -5
*Renn pretended to look the baby over.*
"I certainly hope not! We don't need skankgirl running around Paris."
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Post by Hallie on Jul 20, 2007 23:16:19 GMT -5
"Well, with parents like Skank and Whore Man, it's pretty likely—although there's someone already filling that role," she said, meaning Annette. "I guess she's just the Confederate Antichrist."
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Post by Renn on Jul 20, 2007 23:17:32 GMT -5
*Renn laughed.*
"The confederate antichrist, eh? You put way too much thought into this."
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Post by Hallie on Jul 20, 2007 23:19:12 GMT -5
She shook her head, laughing. "No, no, I actually came up with that in about two seconds. I mean, Lincoln was going to help the South, and John killed him. Therefore, John is the Confederate Satan. And since this is his daughter, she's the Confederate Antichrist."
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Post by Renn on Jul 20, 2007 23:21:36 GMT -5
*Renn listened to her friend with a raised eyebrow.*
"Well, I suppose it makes sense..."
*She laughed.*
"You should get out more, love."
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Post by Hallie on Jul 20, 2007 23:22:47 GMT -5
"Maybe I do. But, hey, it isn't my fault I'm a Broadway and history nerd!"
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Post by Renn on Jul 20, 2007 23:24:03 GMT -5
"It's my fault, isn't it?" *she asked, pretending to be on the verge of guilt ridden tears.*
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Post by Hallie on Jul 20, 2007 23:25:34 GMT -5
She mock-glared at her friend. "It is, and I'll never forgive you for it. Damn you and your being friends with someone who would send you a song from Assassins!"
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Post by Renn on Jul 20, 2007 23:30:43 GMT -5
*She grinned.*
"It's not my fault Michael Cerveris is sex on legs."
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Post by Hallie on Jul 20, 2007 23:32:01 GMT -5
She nodded sagely. "No, that would be God's fault for letting one of His Angels stray to Earth," she agreed melodramatically.
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