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[Anne]

*She tickled his ribs.*

"I'd like it."

[Richard]

"I'm not certain I would. Or the neighbors, for that matter."

((Remember how he's put together under there...))

[Anne]

*Anne pouted.*

"Please?" *she drew little circles along his collarbone with the tip of her finger.*

[Richard]

"If my lady insists," he laughed, with an exaggerated bow.

[Anne]

"Oh, I do!" *She kissed his cheek.* "Thank you."

[Richard]

Having been coerced into something entirely hypothetical, Richard added, "Of course, the tradeoff is that you'll have to wear little lace gloves on Sundays, and learn to pull your hair into a chignon so that I may admire that beautiful neck of yours."

He lifted her hair away from her shoulders to illustrate, then kissed her at the base of her throat.

[Anne]

"Why lace gloves?" *she asked with a smile, tipping her head back a little.*

[Richard]

"Because they'll fool others into thinking you're dainty and pure," said Richard, moving downward.

((He meant that flirtatiously, by the way.))

[Anne]

*Anne laughed lightly.*

"And you're saying I'm not?" *she said with a raised eyebrow.*

[Richard]

"I wouldn't want you to be."

[Anne]

"Mmm...purity on my part would be doing you no favours..." *she nuzzled his neck.*

[Richard]

He unbuttoned her bodice and ran his lips along the outline of her breasts.

[Anne]

*Anne sighed with delight.*

"...now a proper lady wouldn't allow THAT!" *she gasped.*

[Richard]

"And that's precisely why I'm glad you're not," said Richard, as he proceeded to do things that common sense and respect for the rating of this forum will not permit me to describe.

[Anne]

"I'm so happy that we, like any good Sue and Stu, move beyond the restraints of our time, place, and inhibitions of our upbringing in order to maintain a fair and equal existence with liberated sexual exploits."

*Anne made a strangled sound in the back of her throat.*

"...oh...Richard..."

***FADE OUT***