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Post by Richard on May 16, 2007 15:28:43 GMT -5
"You come off it right now!"
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Post by Faith on May 16, 2007 15:30:48 GMT -5
"Like you can hurt me?" *she spat.* "WE'RE DEAD!"
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Post by Richard on May 16, 2007 15:33:15 GMT -5
"I don't know why I bothered helping you in the first place! Clearly, you seem to enjoy dragging others down into your own misery!"
((Pot paging kettle! Come in, kettle!))
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Post by Faith on May 16, 2007 15:36:02 GMT -5
"Did I ask you to make me consume your blood...or whatever the hell that was? I COULD'VE PEACEFULLY BEEN SNUFFED OUT OF EXISTENCE LONG AGO IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU AND YOUR STUPID NEED TO INTERFERE FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON!"
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Post by Richard on May 16, 2007 15:39:19 GMT -5
"IT WOULDN'T HAVE MATTERED AT THIS RATE! DEATH HIMSELF IS TRYING TO PROTECT YOU, YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE-"
He didn't finish. He banged his fists on the table, snarled and looked away.
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Post by Faith on May 16, 2007 15:49:52 GMT -5
"DEATH WAS NEVER AN OVERBEARING IDIOT WHO COULDN'T ACCEPT REALITY AND CHOSE TO MAKE HIMSELF NEEDLESSLY MISERABLE--MORE MISERABLE THAN HE ALREADY WAS!"
*Faye crossed her arms and stood in front of Richard, her voice suddenly, eerily low.*
"I never asked for any of this. You should have let your high council do away with me. I'm sorry I can't be more GRATEFUL for having my torment extended, thanks to you."
*She tilted her chin at a stubborn angle.*
"If you want to hit me, hit me. Go ahead. You know you can't hurt me."
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Post by Richard on May 16, 2007 15:52:13 GMT -5
"I'm not going to hit you," Richard groaned. ((Dude, Richard should consider himself lucky that Faye has never seen a movie, because if I were her, I'd so be playing the Lord Farquaad card right now. ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/smiley.png) ))
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Post by Faith on May 16, 2007 15:55:42 GMT -5
((Clarify--I haven't seen Shrek in ages.))
"Yes, but don't you wish you could?" *Faye muttered darkly, turning away.*
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Post by Richard on May 16, 2007 16:00:10 GMT -5
"How much more do you want me to have to bring before God, woman?" ((Lord Farquaad: Pompous prince. About three feet tall. Looks like this: www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/susan/sf/films/shrek/farquaad.jpg. Seriously, his appearance was intended as a takeoff on Laurence Olivier as Evil!Shakespeare!Richard.))
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Post by Faith on May 16, 2007 16:14:08 GMT -5
"God has forgotten us, Richard." *Faye went back to scrubbing her cauldron.* "Don't worry."
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Post by Richard on May 16, 2007 16:15:14 GMT -5
"Then at least I know I'm not alone in my suspicions," he said darkly.
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Post by Faith on May 16, 2007 16:20:34 GMT -5
"What suspicions? You still seem to be labouring under the misapprehension that there's a higher power we're going to have to answer to."
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Post by Richard on May 16, 2007 16:23:39 GMT -5
"I... You know what I mean. There is a God, he just can't be bothered with us, apparently."
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Post by Faith on May 16, 2007 16:25:40 GMT -5
*Faye raised an eyebrow and pressed her lips into a thin line.* "Then why do this?" *she stood and went to Richard and poked him in the ribs where he'd cut himself.*
((He still wins the Emo Contest for being a cutter.))
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Post by Richard on May 16, 2007 16:26:37 GMT -5
Richard recoiled. "You knew?"
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