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Post by Dracula on Dec 22, 2006 16:25:07 GMT -5
"Sit down, Mr. Bond."
*Dracula ushered Bond into the dining room and poured him a glass of pinot noir.*
"I never drink...wine. However, I am told that this was a very good year."
*Sits at the head of the table.*
"So. I suppose you wish to know the details of my scheme?"
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Post by James Bond on Dec 22, 2006 16:28:11 GMT -5
"As a matter of fact, I would. For instance, what was the point of ressurecting that man? What did you wish to distract Ms. Bristow from? And why turn her lover against her?"
*Sniffs the wine*
"I'd say this was a bit indifferently blended."
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Post by Dracula on Dec 22, 2006 16:30:48 GMT -5
"Both of these men were meant as distractions. My real goal is to create an army of unstoppable undead to help me take over the world."
*Smiles*
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Post by Sydney on Dec 22, 2006 17:09:47 GMT -5
((*Shakes fist* I'm lovin' the plot! ))
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Post by James Bond on Dec 23, 2006 9:46:17 GMT -5
*Bond nods appreciatively*
"Quite a clever plan" ((Ha ha, thought I was going to say 'ingenious'!)). "However, I wonder if you've given any thought to how your personal life is affecting it. For example, Ms. Bristowe is now on your back because of a woman named Irene Adler. Perhaps you have an explanation?"
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Post by Dracula on Dec 23, 2006 9:51:07 GMT -5
*Looks at Bond coldly*
"Ms. Adler is a sideline of mine. I'm not about to take the risk of turning her- she would almost certainly rebel. However, a man is entitled to his...personal amusements."
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Post by James Bond on Dec 23, 2006 9:53:31 GMT -5
*Bond wasn't sure why, but something in Dracula's matter-of-fact answer angered him*
"Indeed. I have noticed the rape seems to be the new national pastime. Personally, I prefer blackjack."
*Leans back in his chair*
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Post by Dracula on Dec 23, 2006 9:59:22 GMT -5
"Well, that's one way of putting it. I understand that you aren't exactly one to talk about the proper treatment of women."
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Post by James Bond on Dec 23, 2006 10:00:39 GMT -5
"You're quite mistaken. I have about as much respect for women as they have for me."
*Takes a sip of his wine*
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Post by Dracula on Dec 23, 2006 10:02:41 GMT -5
*Gets up*
"This has been quite a pleasent evening. However, I am afraid it is time for you to die. Please come with me."
*Dracula's demonic henchmen escort Bond to the Enourmous Death Machine That Doesn't Work (TM).*
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The Bride
- Masterful Virgin -
It's mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack; not rationality. %\1\%
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Post by The Bride on Dec 23, 2006 14:47:31 GMT -5
((I just realized- I carried on an entire conversation with myself. Oh well.))
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