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Nov 15, 2007 22:59:34 GMT -5
Post by Dr. House on Nov 15, 2007 22:59:34 GMT -5
"Yeah, especially when you're on top," *House quipped, unable to resist squeezing in an innuendo.*
"Seven-fifty," *he confidently raised the bet, even if confident was the last thing he was feeling at the moment.* "Plus, if I win, I get two weeks off Clinic."
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Dr. Cuddy
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Nov 29, 2007 22:38:37 GMT -5
Post by Dr. Cuddy on Nov 29, 2007 22:38:37 GMT -5
"Done." *She smiled at him as she slit open a letter with her manicured thumbnail.*
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Nov 30, 2007 1:00:19 GMT -5
Post by Dr. House on Nov 30, 2007 1:00:19 GMT -5
"You're not going to mention what you want if you win?" *House asked, unable to hide the uncertainty and nervousness that showed in his tone.* "Keyword there is 'if'..."
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Dr. Cuddy
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Dec 9, 2007 21:14:13 GMT -5
Post by Dr. Cuddy on Dec 9, 2007 21:14:13 GMT -5
"When I win, I want you to shut up."
*She smacked her forehead.* "Oh, wait, I forgot that the prize has to be within the span of reality."
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Dec 9, 2007 21:17:28 GMT -5
Post by Dr. House on Dec 9, 2007 21:17:28 GMT -5
"My God, you're right!" *he said animatedly.* "I say you pick something more probable like me and you having outrageous sex again. Maybe a miracle will happen and you'll end up pregnant."
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Dr. Cuddy
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Dec 9, 2007 21:19:33 GMT -5
Post by Dr. Cuddy on Dec 9, 2007 21:19:33 GMT -5
"The prize has to be something I want, House, and your Vicodin crack baby would not make that list."
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Dec 9, 2007 21:26:31 GMT -5
Post by Dr. House on Dec 9, 2007 21:26:31 GMT -5
"Oh please. You're so desperate you'd jack baby monkeys if you thought for a second they wouldn't bite your nipples while you breast fed them."
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Dec 9, 2007 21:28:45 GMT -5
Post by Xavier on Dec 9, 2007 21:28:45 GMT -5
((You. Both. Win. At the universe. And RP. And everything.
*dies laughing.*))
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Dec 9, 2007 21:43:16 GMT -5
Post by Dr. Cuddy on Dec 9, 2007 21:43:16 GMT -5
"Biological impossibility, doctor," *she said witheringly. "Go to the clinic," *she added, in a tone she might have used on a ten-year-old being sent to his room.*
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Dec 9, 2007 21:48:59 GMT -5
Post by Dr. House on Dec 9, 2007 21:48:59 GMT -5
"But Ma!" *House whined like a three year-old, reacting to her tone.* "Ugh, come on. I didn't get double sub-specialties in infectious disease and nephrology so I can diagnose The Drip."
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Dec 9, 2007 21:50:25 GMT -5
Post by Dr. Cuddy on Dec 9, 2007 21:50:25 GMT -5
*Cuddy waved her index finger in the air.*
"Nooo, you run off at the mouth without thinking of the consequences so you can diagnose The Drip."
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Dec 9, 2007 22:05:22 GMT -5
Post by Dr. House on Dec 9, 2007 22:05:22 GMT -5
*House narrowed his eyes at her.* "Party pooper," *he said accusingly before turning to leave.*
"Oh, almost forgot. If, let's say, all the 50-some patients in the waiting room have a endocrinological disorder, I can call you in for consults, right? Because endocrinology is your turf and you're too good of a doctor to turn my request for consults down."
*With that, he turned and walked out.*
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Dec 9, 2007 22:08:36 GMT -5
Post by Dr. Cuddy on Dec 9, 2007 22:08:36 GMT -5
*Cuddy rubbed at the twinge that was rapidly turning into a migraine.*
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