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Oct 12, 2007 0:47:02 GMT -5
Post by Dr. House on Oct 12, 2007 0:47:02 GMT -5
*House shrugged.* "Just wanted to let you know that I'm gonna milk this dry," *he said proudly.*
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Oct 12, 2007 0:48:21 GMT -5
Post by Dr. Cuddy on Oct 12, 2007 0:48:21 GMT -5
"It's dry," *she said, going back to sorting her mail.*
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Oct 12, 2007 0:52:36 GMT -5
Post by Dr. House on Oct 12, 2007 0:52:36 GMT -5
"Not it's not. Not until you get me off clinic duty for this week."
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Oct 12, 2007 1:03:52 GMT -5
Post by Dr. Cuddy on Oct 12, 2007 1:03:52 GMT -5
"Not a chance."
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Oct 12, 2007 1:13:58 GMT -5
Post by Dr. House on Oct 12, 2007 1:13:58 GMT -5
*House raised a brow.* "You really want to risk the nurses getting a hold of this piece of juicy gossip?"
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Oct 12, 2007 1:22:50 GMT -5
Post by Dr. Cuddy on Oct 12, 2007 1:22:50 GMT -5
*She lifted her chin a notch.*
"I don't give a rat's ass. I'm Doctor Fricking Cuddy."
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Oct 12, 2007 1:40:04 GMT -5
Post by Dr. House on Oct 12, 2007 1:40:04 GMT -5
((I LOVE YOU! )) *House pretended to shiver.* "You think your name and clevage are scary enough to stop the rumor mills from spinning?" *he said, angling his head down to her chest which was deliciously exposed as usual.*
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Oct 19, 2007 0:01:07 GMT -5
Post by Dr. Cuddy on Oct 19, 2007 0:01:07 GMT -5
"Rumours of what?" *she asked placidly, rolling out a low drawer in the desk as a footrest and crossing her high heels before resting her feet on it.*
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Oct 25, 2007 22:02:58 GMT -5
Post by Dr. House on Oct 25, 2007 22:02:58 GMT -5
*House made sure his eyes stayed fixed on her's and didn't divert to the pair of great legs that shifted just a few feet away. But the skirt, the heels, the skin--God, it was difficult.*
*God, she was good.*
*The female form--particularly her female form--was one of his few weaknesses and she knew exactly how to use that against him. She played every assest as one would in a poker game: coolly, calmly. Every move was designed to serve a specific purpose. This was what made her such a worth opponent.*
*But he was going to win.*
*Of course he wasn't going to go around blabbing. he couldn't. At least not while making himself look like a complete idiot. Who knew his narcissism would be the catalyst to modesty? The irony was almost pitiful. Empty threats were never his thing. But it was always fun watching a person (especially a woman) in power get their soft spot poked.*
"That their Dean of Medicine has been using a turkey baster as her last resort in motherhood because she's too much of a chicken to acutally commit to a realtionship. Oh, and it all wouldn't be complete without the fact that you had me give you the injections. Twice a day. I'll leave it up to them to define 'injections'," *he rattled off confidently.*
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Nov 15, 2007 22:31:42 GMT -5
Post by Dr. Cuddy on Nov 15, 2007 22:31:42 GMT -5
"Given that the staff here are highly intelligent and trained professionals who weren't born yesterday, I think the majority of them will be on my side."
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Nov 15, 2007 22:36:04 GMT -5
Post by Dr. House on Nov 15, 2007 22:36:04 GMT -5
((Since House and Cuddy are famous for these....))
"Wanna bet?" *House tossed simply, not even trying to hide a smirk that made him look like the 5 year-old he really is.*
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Nov 15, 2007 22:38:09 GMT -5
Post by Maria on Nov 15, 2007 22:38:09 GMT -5
((Just so you guys know--I love this thread's title. It's awesome. ^_^ ))
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Nov 15, 2007 22:40:53 GMT -5
Post by Dr. Cuddy on Nov 15, 2007 22:40:53 GMT -5
"And given that the staff know YOU...five hundred dollars."
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Nov 15, 2007 22:46:31 GMT -5
Post by Dr. House on Nov 15, 2007 22:46:31 GMT -5
*Dammit. Him and his big mouth. How the hell was he going to get out of this one?*
*House kept calm.* "Are you really going to stoop to my level? Wilson wouldn't approve," *he added.* "Remember the laxatives? And the birth control pills?"
((House and Cuddy were going at it the other episode:
WILSON: Are you putting KY jelly on his phone receiver? An exploding snake in his drawer?
CUDDY: No. I'm replacing his Vicodin stash with laxatives.
WILSON: Don't. Don't stoop to his level.
CUDDY: Why? Because he's suddenly going to realise he's no longer 14? Either I take his garbage forever, or I give him a reason to stop. ------------------------------ HOUSE: And... I know when my Vicodin isn't Vicodin. Do you know when your birth control pills aren't birth control pills? [Leaves Cuddy looking worried.]))
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Nov 15, 2007 22:49:35 GMT -5
Post by Dr. Cuddy on Nov 15, 2007 22:49:35 GMT -5
"Your level seems all you're able to operate on. If I'm going to talk to you, I'll have to talk down to you."
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